Alrighty then, after this blog was a success (well I only got 5 comments, but ya have to take what you can get) I've decided to write another like it. Okay, this takes place after Luke and Ben go into the Cantina and after Ben cuts off that one guy's arm.

Luke: Ewwwwww, look at that arm, it's still moving.
Ben: Just ignore it.
(Luke struggles to stop looking at it, but he can't)
Luke: Ben?
Ben: Yeah?
Luke: The arm's touching me...it's bothering me...
Ben: (irritated) Then step away from it!
Luke: Okay.
(The arm follows him)
Luke: Ben?
Ben: Yeeeeeees?
Luke: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It pinched me! The arm pinched me! Oh the pain! The pain! Gah!
Ben: Shut up!
Luke: I think it's bleeding...do you have a bandade?
Ben: No! Man, you're such a baby!
Luke: Don't you carry a box of them around with you?
Ben: No. People don't just carry boxes of bandade's around with them. That's dumb.
(Meanwhile Chewbacca walks over to Ben and gives him his offer)
(So, Ben walks and Luke crawls over to the table where Han is sitting)
Han: So, I hear you want to make a deal.
Ben: That would be correct.
(Han lifts his fork up to his mouth but misses and stabs himself in the cheek)
Han: Owwwwwwwwww! It's bleeding! But not to worry, I always carry a box of bandades around with me!
Luke: ( he turns to face Ben) And you said it was dumb.
(Ben groans)
Han: So, how much ya willing to pay?
Luke: Well, I have a couple of burnt skeletons I've been looking to get rid of.
Han: Deal!
(So, they walk out to the Millennium Falcon)
Luke: What a piece of junk!
Ben: Luke! Be polite! Wait, is that a "I Brake For Skeletons" bumper sticker?
Han: Uhhhh, no.
Ben: Then what is it?
Chewbacca: Growwwwl! Grrrr! Barrrrk!
Luke: Bark?!?!?! Wookiees don't bark! Ahhhhhhhhh!
(Ben slaps Luke)
Han: Let's get aboard.
(So they go onboard)
Luke: Where's the bathroom?
Han: Second door on the left.
(Luke walks in)
Luke: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! What is that?! It looks like a dianoga!
Ben: Now that just sounds wrong!
(Chewbacca growls in embarrassment)
Luke: Flush next time, will ya?

Well, that's it.

May the Force be with us all! God bless!