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MasterMonkey13
date posted: Dec 21, 2007 9:15 AM  |  updated: Jan 01, 2008 12:25 PM
Episode IV Mix Up...Part 2
Alrighty then, after this blog was a success (well I only got 5 comments, but ya have to take what you can get) I've decided to write another like it. Okay, this takes place after Luke and Ben go into the Cantina and after Ben cuts off that one guy's arm.

Luke: Ewwwwww, look at that arm, it's still moving.
Ben: Just ignore it.
(Luke struggles to stop looking at it, but he can't)
Luke: Ben?
Ben: Yeah?
Luke: The arm's touching me...it's bothering me...
Ben: (irritated) Then step away from it!
Luke: Okay.
(The arm follows him)
Luke: Ben?
Ben: Yeeeeeees?
Luke: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It pinched me! The arm pinched me! Oh the pain! The pain! Gah!
Ben: Shut up!
Luke: I think it's bleeding...do you have a bandade?
Ben: No! Man, you're such a baby!
Luke: Don't you carry a box of them around with you?
Ben: No. People don't just carry boxes of bandade's around with them. That's dumb.
(Meanwhile Chewbacca walks over to Ben and gives him his offer)
(So, Ben walks and Luke crawls over to the table where Han is sitting)
Han: So, I hear you want to make a deal.
Ben: That would be correct.
(Han lifts his fork up to his mouth but misses and stabs himself in the cheek)
Han: Owwwwwwwwww! It's bleeding! But not to worry, I always carry a box of bandades around with me!
Luke: ( he turns to face Ben) And you said it was dumb.
(Ben groans)
Han: So, how much ya willing to pay?
Luke: Well, I have a couple of burnt skeletons I've been looking to get rid of.
Han: Deal!
(So, they walk out to the Millennium Falcon)
Luke: What a piece of junk!
Ben: Luke! Be polite! Wait, is that a "I Brake For Skeletons" bumper sticker?
Han: Uhhhh, no.
Ben: Then what is it?
Chewbacca: Growwwwl! Grrrr! Barrrrk!
Luke: Bark?!?!?! Wookiees don't bark! Ahhhhhhhhh!
(Ben slaps Luke)
Han: Let's get aboard.
(So they go onboard)
Luke: Where's the bathroom?
Han: Second door on the left.
(Luke walks in)
Luke: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! What is that?! It looks like a dianoga!
Ben: Now that just sounds wrong!
(Chewbacca growls in embarrassment)
Luke: Flush next time, will ya?

Well, that's it.

May the Force be with us all! God bless!

Jade Sabre777
A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: Dec 21, 2007 11:20 AM
Ha! And eeeew! And ha! :D
JediPug1
Like My Father Before Me
date Posted: Dec 21, 2007 2:01 PM
That had me chuckling, I'll admit it... :D :^O
usetheforce19
MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Dec 23, 2007 7:16 AM
Thanks guys!

Merry Christmas!
  dancing_star
date Posted: Dec 23, 2007 1:57 PM
:^O Have to admit that was pretty funny! :D One of my favorite parts was where Luke was whining about the arm bothering him and Ben telling him to step away from it. I also liked how Ben told Luke it was stupid to carry around a box of band-aids and then Han goes and says "but not to worry, I always carry a box of band-aids around with me." That just struck me as funny. :^O
jedimasterpaul12
I'm A Blogger -- Like My Father Before Me
date Posted: Dec 23, 2007 7:15 PM
Flush next time, will ya?
:^O
MTFBWY!
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')
date Posted: Dec 23, 2007 11:41 PM
Waitasec -- why was that arm bleeding? Was Obi's lightsaber low on batteries or somethin'?
usetheforce19
MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Dec 24, 2007 7:50 AM
Was Obi's lightsaber low on batteries or somethin'?

Yeah, after years in the desert he coundn't find a recharger.

Thanks for the comments guys!
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