The holidays are over...Christmas, New Year's. So, I figured that I'd get back to this series type thing that I've been writing. If you missed the first two you can see them here and here. Anyway, here goes.........

The Millennium Falcon has just come out of hyperspace into the debris field of Alderaan. Someone spots the Death Star and states that it's a moon.

Ben: That's no moon; it's a space station.
Luke: What? Are you crazy!? How can it not be a moon? I mean, look! It's gray.
Ben: Not all moons are gray.
Luke: Well, the one on Earth is!
Han: What's Earth?
Luke: I dunno, it was in some sci-fi movie or something.
Ben: You can't believe everything you see on TV!
Chewbacca: Growwwwl! Grrr! Uhhhh!
Han: Yeah, you've got a point there buddy.
Ben: What?
Han: Well, he saw on TV that this goo could re-grow hair.
Luke: What does that have to do with anything?
Han: Chewie wasn't always this...hairy.
3PO: I'm going to puke!
Luke: Somebody say my name?!
R2: Dwooooo! Beedle! Bee!
Ben: Yes of course! That's a space station!
(A TIE fighter zooms past)
Han: What!? That idiot is mooning us!
Luke: Shoot him down!
(Han blasts him)
Ben: Watch out for the debris!
(Pieces of metal slam into the Falcon)
3PO: Ahhhhhhhh! I piece got in my eye! Help! Oh, help! I'm going to die! Die!
(R2 zaps 3PO)
Han: Thank you.
Ben: If that's a moon, then what is that hole?
Han: Crater.
Luke: I'll tell you what it is! ...
(Ben slaps Luke)
(They land)
Ben: Told ya so.
Han: Yeah, yeah. It's a space station.
Chewie: Grrrr! Rooooar!
Han: Now?
Chewie: Grrr.
Han: Fine, go to the bathroom you whiney.
Luke: Someone's coming!
(They all hide)
Stormtrooper 1: I've gotta go to the bathroom!
Stormtrooper 2: Fine, go to the bathroom you whiney.
(He walks in)
Chewie: Grooooooooooooooooooooowwwwl!
(Chewie rips the trooper to shreds and joins the others)

Well, that's it for now. I hope I didn't make it too long.

No profanity.

MTFBWY! God bless!