Mmmmmm, yesterday, order a fishstick from the Temple cafè I did. Disgusting it was! Tasted like bantha poodoo, it did. Barf in the toilet, I had to. Accidentally, to the women's bathroom I ran. See me, Master Secura did. How embarrassing, how embarrassing!

Give the fishstick, to Master Fisto I did. Insulted he was. Forgot I did, that like family to him were fish. "How do you dare ask me to be a cannibal?" he said. How embarrassing.

Give me a headache, this excitement did. But out of medicine, the Temple was! To the local pharmacy I went. But take Republic credits, they did not! Give them my cloak, I had to! How embarrassing.

When returned to the Temple I did, sit in my chair I did. But put a whoopie cushion under the chair, Master Windu did. Echo through the halls, the noise did. How embarrassing!

Tired I was. Needed rest, I did. But into my room, a padawan ran. A bad dream, he had. A dream about to the dark side, Anakin Skywalker had turned. Calm him I did, send him back to his room, I did. Mmmmm, crazy padawan......

MTFBWY! God bless!