Hello guys, this broadcast is coming to you live from the house of MM13 in a secret location (heck, if I told everyone where I was this town wouldn't be big enough to hold all my fans) I'm just kiddin'; I'm not that selfish and conceited.

But I did think that I'd write a few jokes to fill in for the Stooge while he's gone fishin'. Bring us back some salmon and trout!

Anyway, here they are.......

What did the fish say after Stooge caught him?
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"It's a trap!"

(Yeah, yeah, I know that was really lame.)

And here's a joke, but it's kinda long....

So Luke and R2 were having an argument on the way to Dagobah over who was the worst singer.
Luke: You are the worst.
Artoo: *beep* No, you sound like a chicken.
Luke: No you're the worst.
Artoo: *beedle* Are not.
Luke: Are too.
Artoo: *beedle* Are not.
This goes on until they land and R2 gets sucked into the water. Luke runs around shouting, "R2! R2?!" Then Artoo rolls onto the shore and beeps, "Are not!"

Here's the last one...

Capt. Panaka, Padme, and the Jedi are discussing the plan. Panaka makes the note that they'll be like "sitting ducks". Obi-Wan remarks, "What's a duck?" Padme looks over at Jar-Jar and points toward him, "Kinda like that, but only ten times better looking."

Well, that's it for now' I hope it gave you a laugh.

No profanity, as always.

May the Force be with us all! God bless!