OFFICE WARS
EPISODE IV
PART II
ENTER REBELS

ENTER STORM-COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS

COMPUTER KEYBOARDS BEGIN TYPING INCREDIBLY FAST, STORM PROGRAMMERS SUCCEED IN HACKING REBEL COMPUTERS

ENTER DARTH CEO

DARTH CEO TO STORMIES: Look for the executive and the pda's. and dont damage them. I want her alive.

EXIT SCENE TO EXECUTIVE LEIA

LEIA: Help me obi-wan kenerdi, your my only hope...
STORM-PROGRAMMER: Hey! ok men, set paper cut blasters to stun
Leia falls to floor, but not before uplinking a program in one of the pda's to a computer in the building across the street.

RE-ENTER DARTH CEO, CLUTCHING DISTRICT MANAGER ANTILLES

CEO: Where are the pda's?
ANTILLES: I WILL NEVER SPEAK!
CEO: Fine. Commander...
STORM PROGRAMMER ENTERS HOLDING A DELUXE, NEVER BEFORE REMOVED FROM PACKAGE, DARTH VADER ACTION FIGURE HOLDING A GREEN SABER
ANTILLES: NO!
CEO: Oh yes...DO IT!
STORMIE OPENS FIGURE
ANTILLES:NOOOOOOOOOO!
HE FALLS TO THE FLOOR
STORM PROGAMMERS ENTER, HOLDING EXECUTIVE LEIA

CEO:Ah executive, we meet again. where are the pda's?
LEIA: I dont know what your talking about. THIS A PRODUCT ADVISORY MEETING!
CEO: Then where is the district manager?!
LEIA:He's on the floor retard!
CEO yea. Hey look at him twitch! Anyhoo, um...take her away!
STORM PROGRAMMERS TAKE HER SOMEWHERE ELSE