OFFICE WARS
EPISODE IV
PART III
ENTER LUKE TYPEWRITER

ENTER JAWAS AND SANDCRAWLERS AND UNCLE OH MY!
UNCLE: Hey how much for this computer here?
JAWA: (UNINTELLIGIBLE)
UNCLE: Stop speakin chinese ya midgets in dirty blankets
JAWA: $1999.95 plus tax
UNCLE: (low grumble, reaching for his wallet)
JAWA: Thank you, come again. oh and for an extra 150 dollars you get free internet for the next 8 months
UNCLE: HOT DAMN COURSE I WILL!

LATER AT LUKES HOUSE

LUKE: okay lets see whats stored on its hard drive...
LUKE FIDDLES AROUND WITH THE COMPUTER AND FINDS AN ODD SORT OF BLUEPRINTS, ATTATCHED WITH A MESSAGE...

HOLOGRAM: Help me obi-wan kenerdi, your my only hope...

LUKE: WOW! I found the p o r n! Oh hey wait a minute.. maybe this has to do with billy-bob kenerdi

EVEN LATER AT BILLY-BOB'S HOUSE

LUKE: So do you know anything about this obi wan?

BILLY-BOB: Obi-wan...I havent heard that name since it was my name...Come here luke i want to show you something...

BILLY BOB WANDERS OVE TO A TABLE WITH A CAGE AND A BOX ON IT

Luke: i already saw your hamster, cuddley wuddlestien. Whats in the box?

BILLY: Its your fathers mechanical pencil. Thats right, your father was a senior executive.

Luke:Wow...

BILLY:Now about that message, after we remove the pop-up blocker it said to go to Aalderan street to the main office building. you wanna come?

Luke: no i gotta help my uncle finish up the seasons harvest

BILLY:Screw that come on! an old crazy single guy, a teenage boy who doesnt know any better its a perfect team!

LUKE: Okay. To the bar!