Rumors From Dexters Dinner I was playin BF2,rackin my brain for random theories and I found one. BEHOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rumors from dexter's labra- ... i mean diner Scourge of daytime television

Augustus is not as forgiving as i am NOw that i think of it, the Galactic empire is a lot like the Roman Empire.Think about it. Julius cleverly manuevers hinself through the system up to the top. He takes on an apprentice(augustus. ikno he was adopted but you know...) i could go into to

Have defense, if just to have it I was playing battlefront 2 on rise of the empire, and in the jedi temple the council chamber had turrets in the doorways. These were not in the movies! Did the jedi set up heavy weapons minutes after Mace left?! "mace is gone! We r powerless!" What the

The slowest terror the galaxy has ever seen! "The Death Star is approaching!""Dont worry, we got weeeks till it comes. lets wait a while to evacuate. i just got the place the way i like it."

Dont look at me! im SIDIOUS!! I jsut read DarK Lord and noticed that Sidious made several attempts to keep his scarred person hiddeb by a cloak and staying out of the light. y he made such an attempt is beyond me. I suppose he didnt want others to know the face of a sith lord, but

the 501st were elite soldiers...NOT GODS i was playing BF2 (yea i finally got it for xbox) and i realized that the 501sr werent on felucia mygeeto kashyyyk or utapau. why did they include that. yea they were cool but they never happened like that! but whatever. whatever makes the game a LOT more

"Only a sith deals in absolutes..." "Well apparently youd do too!" now in the mustafar battle in ROTS obi says only sith deal in absolutes. Their whole view on the sith is an absolute! THE SITH ARE EVIL AND THERE ARE ABSOLUTELY NO EXCEPTIONS. Thats an absolute! heck the phrase obi says itself is an absolute! Why dont the

philosophical understanding goes "boink" thank u calvin & hobbes

Two sabers are better than one why did they split up? it didnt work on scooby doo!