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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Emperor Palpatine's Flying Circus</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/jakesawesomeblog</link><description>its amazing! larger than a small moon, more powerful than the entire imperial star fleet, rounder than...a round object! Its...EMPEROR PALPATINE'S FLYING CIRCUS!&lt;br /&gt;
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MTFBWY!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Rumors From Dexters Dinner</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/jakesawesomeblog/26</link><author>youngjedijake8</author><description>I was playin BF2,rackin my brain for random theories and I found one. BEHOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
</description><category>Expanded Universe</category><pubDate>Feb 20, 2006 02:26 PM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-2253-26</guid></item><item><title>rumors from dexter's labra- ... i mean diner</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/jakesawesomeblog/25</link><author>youngjedijake8</author><description>Scourge of daytime television</description><category>Misc</category><pubDate>Feb 18, 2006 09:39 AM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-2253-25</guid></item><item><title>Augustus is not as  forgiving as i am</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/jakesawesomeblog/24</link><author>youngjedijake8</author><description>NOw that i think of it, the Galactic empire is a lot like the Roman Empire.Think about it. Julius cleverly manuevers hinself through the system up to the top. He takes on an apprentice(augustus. ikno he was adopted but you know...) i could go into to</description><category>Misc</category><pubDate>Feb 02, 2006 07:46 PM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-2253-24</guid></item><item><title>Have defense, if just to have it</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/jakesawesomeblog/23</link><author>youngjedijake8</author><description>I was playing battlefront 2 on rise of the empire, and in the jedi temple the council chamber had turrets in the doorways. These were not in the movies! Did the jedi set up heavy weapons minutes after Mace left?! "mace is gone! We r powerless!" What the</description><category>Gaming</category><pubDate>Jan 08, 2006 03:29 PM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-2253-23</guid></item><item><title>The slowest terror the galaxy has ever seen!</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/jakesawesomeblog/22</link><author>youngjedijake8</author><description>"The Death Star is approaching!""Dont worry, we got weeeks till it comes. lets wait a while to evacuate. i just got the place the way i like it."</description><category>Original Trilogy</category><pubDate>Jan 02, 2006 07:32 PM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-2253-22</guid></item><item><title>Dont look at me! im SIDIOUS!!</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/jakesawesomeblog/21</link><author>youngjedijake8</author><description>I jsut read DarK Lord and noticed that Sidious made several attempts to keep his scarred person hiddeb by a cloak and staying out of the light. y he made such an attempt is beyond me. I suppose he didnt want others to know the face of a sith lord, but</description><category>Prequel Trilogy</category><pubDate>Dec 30, 2005 03:02 PM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-2253-21</guid></item><item><title>the 501st were elite soldiers...NOT GODS</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/jakesawesomeblog/20</link><author>youngjedijake8</author><description>i was playing BF2 (yea i finally got it for xbox) and i realized that the 501sr werent on felucia mygeeto kashyyyk or utapau. why did they include that. yea they were cool but they never happened like that! but whatever. whatever makes the game a LOT more</description><category>Prequel Trilogy</category><pubDate>Dec 01, 2005 08:12 PM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-2253-20</guid></item><item><title>"Only a sith deals in absolutes..." "Well apparently youd do too!"</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/jakesawesomeblog/19</link><author>youngjedijake8</author><description>now in the mustafar battle in ROTS obi says only sith deal in absolutes. Their whole view on the sith is an absolute! THE SITH ARE EVIL AND THERE ARE ABSOLUTELY NO EXCEPTIONS. Thats an absolute! heck the phrase obi says itself is an absolute! Why dont the</description><category>Misc</category><pubDate>Dec 01, 2005 08:04 PM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-2253-19</guid></item><item><title>philosophical understanding goes "boink"</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/jakesawesomeblog/18</link><author>youngjedijake8</author><description>thank u calvin &amp; hobbes</description><category>Expanded Universe</category><pubDate>Nov 30, 2005 05:29 PM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-2253-18</guid></item><item><title>Two sabers are better than one</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/jakesawesomeblog/17</link><author>youngjedijake8</author><description>why did they split up? it didnt work on scooby doo!</description><category>Prequel Trilogy</category><pubDate>Nov 29, 2005 08:05 PM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-2253-17</guid></item><item><title>why the empire fell, and no, it had little to do whith palps death.</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/jakesawesomeblog/15</link><author>youngjedijake8</author><description>Here are my thoughts and opinions on the subject and im glad you take the time to read them&lt;br /&gt;
</description><category>Original Trilogy</category><pubDate>Nov 29, 2005 06:33 PM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-2253-15</guid></item><item><title>"get this walking carpet out of my way!" "what's carpet?"</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/jakesawesomeblog/14</link><author>youngjedijake8</author><description>in episode 4 on the death star, princess leia says, well whats in the title, reffering to chewbacca apparently walking too slow for her to follow.i dont see carpeting anywhere on any ship, in any building, or on any planet. how would she kno what</description><category>Prequel Trilogy</category><pubDate>Nov 27, 2005 02:29 PM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-2253-14</guid></item><item><title>Impossible...possible?</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/jakesawesomeblog/13</link><author>youngjedijake8</author><description>Now, to start, a few weeks (possibly months, i often lose track of time)ago, I was reading a blog about the impossibility of success of the GAR. This person (taking on a likeness of kit fisto) listed some good points. He also said some things that could</description><category>Prequel Trilogy</category><pubDate>Nov 16, 2005 07:03 PM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-2253-13</guid></item><item><title>I am dissapointed</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/jakesawesomeblog/12</link><author>youngjedijake8</author><description>Battlefront 2 has left me hangin...</description><category>Gaming</category><pubDate>Nov 14, 2005 07:59 PM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-2253-12</guid></item><item><title>man, those wookies....</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/jakesawesomeblog/10</link><author>youngjedijake8</author><description>Now then, I was thinking, wookies (next to maybe mandalorions) are the most physically powerful species in the galaxy (maybe the yhuuzan vhong are stronger but i dont really care tp look). Not only that, but they are incredibly proficirnt thinkers and</description><category>Prequel Trilogy</category><pubDate>Nov 13, 2005 07:09 PM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-2253-10</guid></item><item><title>MALAK IS CONFUSING!</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/jakesawesomeblog/9</link><author>youngjedijake8</author><description>okay toward the middle of the final duel with malak, he goes up to a jedi in stasis and says do you recognize this jedi?...Blah bla blah...I have not let tham become one with the force.... One with the force?! That ability wasnt obtainable for about 4000</description><pubDate>Oct 16, 2005 06:37 PM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-2253-9</guid></item><item><title>office wars delayed</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/jakesawesomeblog/8</link><author>youngjedijake8</author><description>office wars will temporarily be delayed till november sometimes. i apologize to fans of the way it is going</description><pubDate>Oct 16, 2005 06:23 PM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-2253-8</guid></item><item><title>Watta happened to Watto</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/jakesawesomeblog/7</link><author>youngjedijake8</author><description>Okay I'm a huge player of Star wars galaxies (Bowonofro, wookie from bloodfin) and i noticed that in mos espa wattos junkshop is still around (i just recently went there for the first time on a bounty). I scratched my head at this because in star wars</description><category>Prequel Trilogy</category><pubDate>Oct 16, 2005 05:55 PM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-2253-7</guid></item><item><title>OFFICE WARS EIV PIII</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/jakesawesomeblog/6</link><author>youngjedijake8</author><description>this may be my last office wars for a few months. enjoy!</description><pubDate>Oct 16, 2005 10:39 AM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-2253-6</guid></item><item><title>OFFICE WARS EIV PII</title><link>http://blogs.starwars.com/jakesawesomeblog/4</link><author>youngjedijake8</author><description>Here it is...PART 2!</description><pubDate>Oct 15, 2005 03:40 PM</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">starwars.com-blog-2253-4</guid></item></channel></rss>
