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Jaren Valnor's Thirsty Renegade Cantina
Welcome to the Thirsty Renegade Cantina, out here in the woods of the planet Vanazza. Help yourself to a drink...although, if I were you, I'd avoid the Jawa juice. Have a seat in one of our booths...except for that one right there...there was a rather dry Mon Calamari here before...can't stand the stench enough to clean it. One more thing...Imperial scum can stay on the other side of the door. :D

This is where the fun begins.
 


THE FINAL COUNTDOWN CONCLUDES!!!
May 23, 2007 04:20 PM
Bit rushed. Going to airport within the hour!!!
 
I'M IN STAR WARS CELEBRITY!!! And, The Eleventh Day of the Countdown.
May 20, 2007 01:19 PM
Yep, I auditioned, and I made it! Here's my audition tape: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2wIsgwT5DY
 
Never thought I'd find ten facts... COUNTING DOWN TO C4
May 19, 2007 11:13 AM
Yeah... this one's a bit of a departure from the regular tradition of in-universe facts. But I'm afraid it will encourage spoilers... please, please do NOT post any spoilers in the comments.
9th Countdown to C4
May 19, 2007 10:18 AM
It appears this somehow got deleted yesterday. Oh, well.
 

An Ode To Fandom
Mar 08, 2006 01:02 PM
My poetry tribute to fandom. "Ask not what your obsession can do for you..."
The Misconceptions About Star Wars
Mar 07, 2006 01:13 PM
Some people don't get it. They should just stop talking about it.
Leaves of Wroshyr: A Ballad Based On Our Favorite "Walking Carpets"
Feb 25, 2006 05:57 PM
The drama of the Battle of Kashyyyk...with rhyming action!
Jaren the Lucasholic Forevermore: The Explosive Conclusion to the Blogga (like a saga)
Feb 24, 2006 03:20 PM
The epic conclusion to an epic saga by an epic author of five epic other blogs.
Episode V: Jaren Valnor the Lucasholic goes to C3! Insanity Ensues!
Feb 22, 2006 03:26 PM
Celebration III...possibly the greatest weekend of my life.