Jaren Valnor's Thirsty Renegade Cantina

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN CONCLUDES!!!

JarenValnor — May 23, 2007 04:20 PM

Bit rushed. Going to airport within the hour!!!

I was actually wrong... from a certain point of view. Is this the 12th countdown? Or 13th?

JarenValnor — May 22, 2007 12:48 PM

Find out inside!

I'M IN STAR WARS CELEBRITY!!! And, The Eleventh Day of the Countdown.

JarenValnor — May 20, 2007 01:19 PM

Yep, I auditioned, and I made it! Here's my audition tape: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2wIsgwT5DY

Never thought I'd find ten facts... COUNTING DOWN TO C4

JarenValnor — May 19, 2007 11:13 AM

Yeah... this one's a bit of a departure from the regular tradition of in-universe facts. But I'm afraid it will encourage spoilers... please, please do NOT post any spoilers in the comments.

9th Countdown to C4

JarenValnor — May 19, 2007 10:18 AM

It appears this somehow got deleted yesterday. Oh, well.

On the Eight Day of C4-Advent the Princess gave to me...8 Shaaks-A-Milkin'

JarenValnor — May 17, 2007 06:08 PM

No, for 6-days-left, I am not doing the obvious, 6-movies thing, hahah, but I thought about it.

Halfway Point in my Countdown To C4

JarenValnor — May 16, 2007 01:34 PM

I'm hard-pressed to find new facts now! Email me with anything good for 1-6!
DAYS TILL C4: 7- Han Solo's age at the onset of the Clone Wars.

Six, Sechs, Seis, 6: Still Counting Down to C4

JarenValnor — May 15, 2007 02:06 PM

Hey, even I though I'd've given up after the second one or so. But thank you, Wookieepedia, for giving me the help I need.

And then there were 5: Counting Down to C4

JarenValnor — May 14, 2007 01:03 PM

I'm running out of titles.
DAYS TILL C4: 9- The number of blasters on the Millennium Falcon, including the anti-personnel blaster, and four blasters on each quadgun.

C4 Countdown: The Fourth Installment

JarenValnor — May 13, 2007 08:46 AM

Heh, I'm still going with this.

Episode III: Revenge of the Countdown

JarenValnor — May 12, 2007 11:34 AM

And we're back to another episode of How Long Till C4? with pointless facts from Jaren Valnor!
DAYS TILL C4: 11- The number of companions that traveled with the heroine known only as The Jedi Exile.

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN CONTINUES! Episode 2

JarenValnor — May 11, 2007 01:00 PM

And, I'm back, and still as psyched about C4 as ever!

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN: Episode I

JarenValnor — May 10, 2007 09:32 AM

The Final Countdown is my series of posts counting down to C4! Each day, I'll post a number, and then how that number pertains to Star Wars... such as:

Rainstorm Productions/Valnor on YouTube!

JarenValnor — Feb 16, 2007 04:00 PM

My YouTube link.

C4 Exclusives: My Ideas

JarenValnor — Feb 14, 2007 10:18 PM

My predictions for the C3 exclusive action figure.

I'm Back!, What's Changed?, and Let's Make a GSU CD, Lucas Licensing!

JarenValnor — Jan 20, 2007 10:01 AM

I'm not entirely sure why I picked that picture, either.

Defining the Film: Episode IV

JarenValnor — Sep 03, 2006 02:33 PM

One scene reflects the entire movie.

Proving Ben Right, Issue 1: "Seem" is a Vague Word

JarenValnor — Aug 15, 2006 04:34 PM

Welcome to my blog again. Now, this is a new little section where I'll take one of Obi-Wan's supposed "lies" and show you how it's all true. Let's get started.

Jaren's First Venture Into Stooge's Territory

JarenValnor — Aug 15, 2006 02:24 PM

Don't shoot...but I'm finally going to play Stooge for a day.

Poetry From the Thirsty Renegade Stage

JarenValnor — Aug 10, 2006 09:37 PM

The first SERIOUS poem from Jaren Valnor!