The Stooge.

Comedian

Author.

Kowakian Monkey Lizard

And ruler of the Star Wars blogs.


Every day, he slaves away in the mines, digging up gems for us to enjoy, and also lots of bad puns. He's out there, putting himself on the line, writing limericks, so that the rest of us don't have to.

Through his hard work, he has become the rule of the blogs. He owns at least half the "Most Popular Blogs" spots, and at least one of three the prized main page spots at all times. He's on half the blog rolls.

He has touched the sky and met George Lucas himself. He has written 256 blogs and counting. He is an avid commenter and participator in the blogs here, and always reads his subject's comments on his work.


I say, in honor of The Stooge's tremendous achievements, we skip the galaxy spanning clone war and vote him into the position of Emperor right now. We all know it's coming and it would make the whole thing move along a lot faster if we just submitted ourselves to decades of oppressive (but funny) rule right now.

Whaddya say?