Blogiosis- (blah-gee-OH-sis), invented by nob01 with assistance from The Stooge, the combining of at least two web logs which are dependent on each other for maximum humorous impact.

A number of the world's greatest bloggers agreed to help me out today. This, my friends, is the Blogiosis of the CENTURY!! To prepare yourself for what is about to occur, I suggest you use the restroom, put down the coffee/tea/blue milk/whatev, grab a box of Kleenex, and swallow anything that you might be eating or drinking right now. Go ahead. We can wait.

All set? OK...Check out St. Stoogie's hilarious gag:

What's sharp, white, and comes down the chimney?

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Wampa Claws!



Then look at this. My very own BFD tree (see detailed explanation below).

Now, check out how these things inspired Sir Nobby (who has seriously outdone himself this time).

Aren't they wonderful? *wipes tears of joy & laughter* I love you guys!

Oh, but we aren't done yet. One of the loves of my blogging life, a Mr. Fabulous, if you will, sent me this:

Darth Vader kneels before the Emperor on Christmas Eve "What is thy bidding my Master?"
Emperor: "Send the fleet to the Lego Store. There it will stay until they've picked the right present for you."
Vader: "For me, my master?"
Emp: "Yes. I'm feeling charitable. I doubt the son of Skywalker has bought his father a present."
Vader: "Oh but he has, my master."
Emp: "Tell me, Lord Vader, are your feelings on this matter clear?"
Vader: They are master. I have felt his presents!"



This Rogueish fellow has built up quite a BFD reputation. Here's a little taste of what he's done already, but be sure to check back here later this week for more.

Then, as if that weren't enough, Jedi_iain reveals this shocking truth!

I finally found the secret to how Santa can be all over the world in one night, he uses Clones!!!

I figure your blog is the best way to spread this picture evidence. Or, my newest Christmas decoration!

You figured correctly, Jedi_iain. Soon the world will know...or at least whoever reads this blog.

Also, please don't forget to check out Merryman-Lyon's awesome holiday games! Rumor has it that he has even MORE holiday fun on the way...I can't wait to see what he has in store!!!

OK, now here's the photo portion of the extravabloganza.

First order of business:
My BFD tree! Oooh! Aahh! Shiny! Yes, those are this year's ornaments under the tree. (Yes, I bought them in August.) If you look real closely, you might be able to see Yoda with reindeer antlers and R2 with a red bow on his dome in the background. My roomies think I'm crazy...but Yoda actually enjoys the antlers, he told me.

Here is my tree again, in all its fiber optic glory.

We are still not done, though folks! In breaking news, the beautiful HANSGIRL has a BFD tree too! She also has these awesome guys sitting nearby. Just charming, my dear! Thanks for helping to spread the BFD spirit. (You'll be seeing more of her this week too...)

Want your own BFD tree? All the cool GFFAers are doing it....A classic BFD tree is merely covered in SW ornaments with either a Death Star tree-topper or one of the trendy new Padmé Angels. Both Death Stars are acceptable, and as you can see (well, sort of), I have personally opted for the more symmetrical 1st model. I also like to turn on the blinking feature so that my Death Star topper appears to explode every 1.6 seconds. Ka-boom!

Had enough? Didn't think so! Yet another friend, ma bukee Webbo, wanted to contribute as well! LOOK AT THIS! Isn't it so pretty? Brilliant, darling!!!

And now for the finale. My roomies and I are a pretty goofy bunch and wanted to make a card of our own to send out this year. Here it is, just for YOU! (I'm the cream of the Oreo- their words, not mine!) Heehee! Oh, here's the one I really wanted to use...it is a more accurate reflection of who we are- crazy!

HAPPY BALANCED FORCE DAY!!!

To everyone who contributed to this, the Blogiosis of the CENTURY, I send out a hug and a "thank you." This blog would not have even been possible without such warm and loving blogiosism as I have received from you. You bring warm blogiosings to my heart.

And please keep the Mad Lib answers coming! I have gotten some unbelievably hilarious ones...but could always use more! Click here if you have no idea what I'm talking about.

Forcefully,
JP

P.S. See you tomorrow as the BFD fun and blogger contributions continue! Smooches!