I know the sing-along was yesterday, but you all sounded so lovely I couldn't let it stop. As a "thank you" to all the people that helped make this week possible, I wrote a couple more parodies. But before you start singing, check out these awesome holiday blogs. (I know there are others out there too. Feel free to blug yourself!)

Now, let's sing!

This is for the mother of BFD (this makes #6, right?) and the fabulous guy who just kept blessing my inbox with treat after treat for BFD.

I SAW AMI KISSING ROGUEISH
(I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus)

I saw Ami kissing Rogueish
Underneath the BFD tree last night
They didn't see me creep
Across the blogs to have a peep
They thought I was at home getting my Princess sleep

Then, I saw Ami slapping Rogueish
I'm pretty sure that's happened once before
O, what a laugh it would have been
If the bloggers had only seen
But surely Rogueish will come back soon for more

Thanks to Hansgirl and Grand Admiral Sean for sending me such wonderful material.

O HANSGIRL3/O ADMIRAL
(O Christmas Tree)

O Hansgirl3, O Hansgirl3
How lovely are your parodies
O Hansgirl3, O Hansgirl3
How lovely are your parodies

You tree is sweet, I can attest
When it comes to "squees," you're just the Best!*
O Hansgirl3, O Hansgirl3
How lovely are your parodies

O Admiral, O Admiral
How lovely is your blue paint
O Admiral, O Admiral
How lovely is your blue paint

Writing prose, now that's your turf
Even though, you resemble a smurf
O Admiral, O Admiral
How lovely is your blue paint


And Nobby. You seriously did not get enough credit for your cartoon. AMAZING! So this is for you. (Keep in mind, my Em droid helped out a little).

FX-9 IS COMING TO TOWN
(Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

You'd better go get new paint to apply
You'd better shine up, I'm telling you why
FX-9 is coming to town

He's decrypting chips, and checking 'em twice
Gonna tell us how R2's not nice
FX-9 is coming to town

He learns what droids are thinking
While his Master bakes a cake
He'll know if you're well oiled or not
So take a bath, for George's sake!

Oh! You'd better watch out, you'd better not lie
FX'll find out, because he's so sly
FX-9 is coming to town

And Stooge. I know your contribution wasn't as time-consuming as some others, but this song just came to me one day. Plus, you deserve it for spoiling us with a never-ending supply of jokes and limericks. (Those of you in the beginning- you deserve so much more than this little mention-especially you, Babe!--...I just couldn't come up with any more songs. But I love you all VERY much!!!)

STOOGIE THE JOKING BLOGGER
(Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

You know Babe, and Merryman, and MO2YP, and Iain, and Melinda, and Mina, and Oboe, and K-fan, and PS77...
But do you recall the most salacious blogger of all?

Stoogie, the joking blogger
Had a very funny blog
And if you ever saw him
You'd think he was a monkey-lizard-frog

All of the other bloggers
Used to laugh and write lim'ricks too
But when his jokes were cheesy
Sometimes they would throw poodoo

Then one Balanced Force Day Eve
George Lucas came to say,
"Stoogie, with your jokes unequalled,
Won't you write my 'Howard the Duck' sequal?"

Then all the other bloggers
LOLed and spewed with glee, SQUEEE!
Stoogie, the joking blogger
You'll go down in archive history!


Last but obviously not least, one for ma bukee. Did you see his present to me for BFD? (It's not Tiffany's, but it's still super sweet.)

GREEN & WHITE JEDI
(White Christmas)

I'm dreaming of a Green & White Jedi
He's one I'd surely like to know
Call him on the telly
Or send warming jelly
Or treat him to a Muse show

I'm dreaming of a Green & White Jedi
With every blirt-filled comment I write:
May your choons be merry and bright
And may all your Jedi be Green & White

Now, check out the Mad Lib submissions here (in no particular order). Pretty funny, folks!

A Mad Libs Review:

Bodacious Babe kicks things off with a snarky combo of "manly" and "lightsaber" in the same thought.
Kudos to Jedi_iain for being scruffy-lookin'!
MO2YP actually asked for the world! You go girl!
Nobby, I believe you truly have been a good meerkat! Though, I'm not going to ask about the thong...
Jedi Melinda, you went to the Princess Academy too?
Hansgirl hit the nail on the head with Han and his "gorgeous secrets." I sure hope you find a hydrospanner in your pants!
K-fan will surely be receiving a plethora of phone calls asking for info on enrolling in the "Vodka Academy."
Babe comes back and desperately wants to find her left sock...
M-L! You are a sock? Run! Babe's coming!!
PS77- all I can say is...you asked for the greatest BFD present EVER! Gimme one too! Gimme one too!

THANKS to everyone who helped out this week! (I do hope I didn't forget anyone...) This has been the greatest BFD celebration ever!

Forcefully,
JP

P.S. My internet access will be limited from tomorrow on out. I will actually be completely cut off starting Monday and ending Jan. 6th. I'll miss you all!!

*Haha! Semi-inside joke! Hahaha!