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 | I Know...date posted: Dec 22, 2006 8:12 AM | updated: Dec 22, 2006 8:20 AM |
 | JP's Holiday Special: End Credits |
 I know the sing-along was yesterday, but you all sounded so lovely I couldn't let it stop. As a "thank you" to all the people that helped make this week possible, I wrote a couple more parodies. But before you start singing, check out these awesome holiday blogs. (I know there are others out there too. Feel free to blug yourself!)
Now, let's sing!
This is for the mother of BFD (this makes #6, right?) and the fabulous guy who just kept blessing my inbox with treat after treat for BFD.
I SAW AMI KISSING ROGUEISH
(I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus)
I saw Ami kissing Rogueish
Underneath the BFD tree last night
They didn't see me creep
Across the blogs to have a peep
They thought I was at home getting my Princess sleep
Then, I saw Ami slapping Rogueish
I'm pretty sure that's happened once before
O, what a laugh it would have been
If the bloggers had only seen
But surely Rogueish will come back soon for more
Thanks to Hansgirl and Grand Admiral Sean for sending me such wonderful material.
O HANSGIRL3/O ADMIRAL
(O Christmas Tree)
O Hansgirl3, O Hansgirl3
How lovely are your parodies
O Hansgirl3, O Hansgirl3
How lovely are your parodies
You tree is sweet, I can attest
When it comes to "squees," you're just the Best!*
O Hansgirl3, O Hansgirl3
How lovely are your parodies
O Admiral, O Admiral
How lovely is your blue paint
O Admiral, O Admiral
How lovely is your blue paint
Writing prose, now that's your turf
Even though, you resemble a smurf
O Admiral, O Admiral
How lovely is your blue paint
And Nobby. You seriously did not get enough credit for your cartoon. AMAZING! So this is for you. (Keep in mind, my Em droid helped out a little).
FX-9 IS COMING TO TOWN
(Santa Claus is Coming to Town)
You'd better go get new paint to apply
You'd better shine up, I'm telling you why
FX-9 is coming to town
He's decrypting chips, and checking 'em twice
Gonna tell us how R2's not nice
FX-9 is coming to town
He learns what droids are thinking
While his Master bakes a cake
He'll know if you're well oiled or not
So take a bath, for George's sake!
Oh! You'd better watch out, you'd better not lie
FX'll find out, because he's so sly
FX-9 is coming to town
And Stooge. I know your contribution wasn't as time-consuming as some others, but this song just came to me one day. Plus, you deserve it for spoiling us with a never-ending supply of jokes and limericks. (Those of you in the beginning- you deserve so much more than this little mention-especially you, Babe!--...I just couldn't come up with any more songs. But I love you all VERY much!!!)
STOOGIE THE JOKING BLOGGER
(Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
You know Babe, and Merryman, and MO2YP, and Iain, and Melinda, and Mina, and Oboe, and K-fan, and PS77...
But do you recall the most salacious blogger of all?
Stoogie, the joking blogger
Had a very funny blog
And if you ever saw him
You'd think he was a monkey-lizard-frog
All of the other bloggers
Used to laugh and write lim'ricks too
But when his jokes were cheesy
Sometimes they would throw poodoo
Then one Balanced Force Day Eve
George Lucas came to say,
"Stoogie, with your jokes unequalled,
Won't you write my 'Howard the Duck' sequal?"
Then all the other bloggers
LOLed and spewed with glee, SQUEEE!
Stoogie, the joking blogger
You'll go down in archive history!
Last but obviously not least, one for ma bukee. Did you see his present to me for BFD? (It's not Tiffany's, but it's still super sweet.)
GREEN & WHITE JEDI
(White Christmas)
I'm dreaming of a Green & White Jedi
He's one I'd surely like to know
Call him on the telly
Or send warming jelly
Or treat him to a Muse show
I'm dreaming of a Green & White Jedi
With every blirt-filled comment I write:
May your choons be merry and bright
And may all your Jedi be Green & White
Now, check out the Mad Lib submissions here (in no particular order). Pretty funny, folks!
A Mad Libs Review:
 Bodacious Babe kicks things off with a snarky combo of "manly" and "lightsaber" in the same thought.
Kudos to Jedi_iain for being scruffy-lookin'! 
MO2YP actually asked for the world!  You go girl!
Nobby, I believe you truly have been a good meerkat! Though, I'm not going to ask about the thong...
Jedi Melinda, you went to the Princess Academy too?
Hansgirl hit the nail on the head with Han and his "gorgeous secrets." I sure hope you find a hydrospanner in your pants!
K-fan will surely be receiving a plethora of phone calls asking for info on enrolling in the "Vodka Academy."
Babe comes back and desperately wants to find her left sock...
M-L! You are a sock? Run! Babe's coming!!
PS77- all I can say is...you asked for the greatest BFD present EVER! Gimme one too! Gimme one too!
THANKS to everyone who helped out this week! (I do hope I didn't forget anyone...) This has been the greatest BFD celebration ever!
Forcefully,
JP
P.S. My internet access will be limited from tomorrow on out. I will actually be completely cut off starting Monday and ending Jan. 6th. I'll miss you all!! 
*Haha! Semi-inside joke! Hahaha!
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Kenobi-fan
The Jundland Wastes Journal
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date Posted: Dec 22, 2006 8:21 AM
WOW! Those parodies are a riot! 
K-fan will surely be receiving a plethora of phone calls asking for info on enrolling in the "Vodka Academy."
The 'official' Academy greeting: Come, let me buy you something...
Thanks, JP77!
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Dec 22, 2006 8:26 AM
Awesomely excellent! I can't decide which one I like best (okay, I can, it's the one about me), but they are ALL amazingly clever and hilarious!
You really outdid yourself on this one, JP! Thanks for all the good times, great laughs, terrific Mad Libs (so sorry now that I didn't get mine done -- poodoo!)... and for spreading the BFD gospel far and wide!
I can't stop laughing!
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padmeskywalker77
Padme's Legacy
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date Posted: Dec 22, 2006 8:33 AM
What a wonderful end to the week dedicated to BFD!! I stayed up just to make sure I was able to comment (now I must go to sleep)
PS77- all I can say is...you asked for the greatest BFD present EVER! Gimme one too! Gimme one too!
That really is a great BFD present!! However, the * man* I will take is....Anakin!!  (as if you couldn't guess that...especially if I want some equipment to spy on him )
Ok...off to sleep now...with visions of Anakin dancing in my head 
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hansgirl3
Invoking the Squee
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date Posted: Dec 22, 2006 8:59 AM
ROTFLMAO!!!!! OMG, I can't stop laughing!!
That was great! First, thank you so much for my very own parody!!!! I'm speechless (kind of...)!  Love you!!!!
Second, I LOVE the mad libs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I absolutely love the way mine came out and, of course, everyone else's, but I ended up asking for my HAN and some hydrospanners!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!
How did you keep yourself composed enough to type all of this out? Inquiring minds MUST know!!!
And Nobby. You seriously did not get enough credit for your cartoon.
You're right! He didn't! I absolutely love that cartoon!!! It's fabuloso!!
Great job all week, JP!!! BRAVO!!!
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Jedi Master Mina
Jedi blogging, go back to your drinks!
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date Posted: Dec 22, 2006 9:23 AM
STOOGIE THE JOKING BLOGGER
That is freakin' funny...What a hoot!!
THANKS to everyone who helped out this week! (I do hope I didn't forget anyone...) This has been the greatest BFD celebration ever!
Thank you for doing the BFD movement. Gee, that sounds like a bowl movement of some sort...
Anyway, it got me off my butt to write my DV blog today. Thanks JP77.
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jediprincess77
I Know...
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date Posted: Dec 22, 2006 9:49 AM
Those parodies are a riot!
Thanks, K-dude. I had so much fun. And thanks for YOUR contribution!!
I can't stop laughing!
To quote a wise friend: "My job here is done."
with visions of Anakin dancing in my head
Glad I could help! Thanks so much for sending me that mad lib- I quite enjoyed it!!!
How did you keep yourself composed enough to type all of this out?
That's the thing...I was laughing all the way to my train platform this morning just thinking about typing them up! Heck, I'm laughing right now! I can't get over the hydrospanner in your pants bit... Lots of love to you, too! And thanks for the best BFD mental image ever!!!
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jediprincess77
I Know...
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date Posted: Dec 22, 2006 9:50 AM
Anyway, it got me off my butt to write my DV blog today
Which just so happens to be AWESOME!!! Thanks & glad I got you laughing, my Queen! Is you jester in need of an official theme song by any chance?
All those were really funny
Aw, thanks, Leia! I like pretending to be a funny person...
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JediMelindaWolf
Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
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date Posted: Dec 22, 2006 10:23 AM
jp, I can't get the link to the mad libs!
Okay, now I can get down to business . . .
I laughed so hard I (well, I won't tell you what I did. This is a family site, afterall!) The entire week has been a treat. I keep coming back for more.
This is one of the best holiday presents ever! That's what this week has been. Thank you so very much. (and that includes everyone's blogs to which you linked. Absolutely fabulicious!!! (and I know to what one of the items in nob01's artwork refers! Great job, oh esteemed-artist-among-us! )
Have a super BFD, and happy holidays one and all!
MTBWY
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hansgirl3
Invoking the Squee
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date Posted: Dec 22, 2006 11:27 AM
I can't get over the hydrospanner in your pants bit...
*tee hee* *giggle* *giggling uncontrollably*
*sigh*
*giggle again*
And thanks for the best BFD mental image ever!!!
You are oh-so welcome!! *giggle some more* *tee hee* *giggle, giggle, snort*
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jedi_iain
From A Certain Point Of View
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date Posted: Dec 22, 2006 12:45 PM
Those songs are great!!!
And the Mad Libs are so funny I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything They've turned out hilarious!!!
I have loved this week
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greenandwhitejedi
Bar 66
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date Posted: Dec 22, 2006 12:51 PM
 This is the very definition of amazing scenes. But nae songs for you? Can't have that.
I'm dreaming of a Jedi Princess
Dressed in her costume all aglow
Her songs are so sweet
A real festive treat
Like a present wrapped up in a bow
It's not Tiffany's
What? You didn't get the diamond necklace? I swear I posted it last week!
See those mad libs? Lets just say I'll be keeping my eye on some of you deviants from now on, with your thongs and bantha lovin' and whatnot.
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ARCtrooper46
Soysauce's Rants and Raves
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date Posted: Dec 22, 2006 12:59 PM
I loved it, Jediprincess77! BFD was amazing. I also loved all the mad libs and parodies on your other blog.
Happy BFD, everybody!
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vadersgirl33
vadersgirl_reflections
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date Posted: Dec 22, 2006 1:30 PM
What a fitting end to an awesome BFD week. Thank you for sharing!
vadersgirl33
(P.S . Finally saw the front page of SW.com. Jarjarjinks thought that was cool. Showed it to him when he came home from school.)
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greenandwhitejedi
Bar 66
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date Posted: Dec 22, 2006 1:34 PM
Hold that train! Another verse coming through:
I'm dreaming of a Jedi Princess
All through the day and then the night
Visit her blog, you know it's right
And feel all of your blirting take flight
OK, there's a reason I'm not getting paid to write these. Still, of all the songs dedicated to you on this blog, mine is in the top ten at least.
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anakinside1
Echoes from the Asteroid Field
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date Posted: Dec 22, 2006 2:03 PM
Wow! A December Holiday that isn't the least bit stressful and is actually nothing but pure fun! I needed a break from the real holiday season, and this was perfect. I'm so sorry it's over because this has been a BLAST!
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jediprincess77
I Know...
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date Posted: Dec 22, 2006 2:09 PM
I can't get the link to the mad libs!
Oh NOOOO! How 'bout now?
Melinda- I wanted to write a song about you too!! (Just so you know!) But there will be other opportunities for such things in the future I'm sure...(Mwuahahaha!) ![]:)](http://blogs.starwars.com/share/img/emoticons/devil.gif)
*giggling uncontrollably*
I think you just produced a sound I'd officially like to name a "squeegle."
I want to sign up for the Vodka academy!
I wonder what the science lab classes are like? Thanks, MO2YP!! And thanks for doing the mad libs- yours was so funny!
I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything
I bet your computer is too! Thanks for sending me your mad libs- too funny!!!
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jediprincess77
I Know...
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date Posted: Dec 22, 2006 2:17 PM
Webbo- I don't even know what to say! I'm hoppin' on a plane and coming over there to give you a hug! You had better get ready!! (I'm sorta high-maintenance...I require constant attention, massive amounts of chocolate, and will refuse to leave the country until I see Nessie.)
loved all the mad libs and parodies on your other blog
Glad you had fun, ARCtrooper!! Don't worry, there's no "other blog." I'm not cheating on SW.com...I actually created that especially for this week.
Thank you for sharing!
My mommy always told me it was nice to share! It is!! (Yay, v-girl & JP sharing the front page!)
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jediprincess77
I Know...
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date Posted: Dec 22, 2006 2:21 PM
I'm so sorry it's over because this has been a BLAST!
I'm glad you had so much fun, AS1!! I'm sorry it's over too...
Oh my MAKER, Webbo! I just noticed:
Like a present wrapped up in a bow
*GASP* Did you read Angel's latest chapter??? And we hardly even know each other!!
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greenandwhitejedi
Bar 66
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date Posted: Dec 22, 2006 2:46 PM
Did you read Angel's latest chapter???
No, but I'm off to now. I'll be back in ten.
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greenandwhitejedi
Bar 66
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date Posted: Dec 22, 2006 2:58 PM
Mary mother of Jesus.
I'm definitely not changing the line.
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GalacticBabe
I Have a Bad Feeling About This!
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date Posted: Dec 22, 2006 3:27 PM
OMG!!! LMAO!!!!! Those Mad Libs are hilarious!!!! Love the new carols!!!
I am so sad it's over!!!!! It has been such a wonderful week!!!
Bodacious Babe kicks things off with a snarky combo of "manly" and "lightsaber" in the same thought. Yeah, not as sweet and innocent as you thought, eh?
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GalacticBabe
I Have a Bad Feeling About This!
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date Posted: Dec 22, 2006 3:28 PM
Everyone's caroles are so great...Rogueish, Hansgirl, Grand Admiral Sean, Stooge--Wonderful! And nob01's cartoon was HILARIOUS!! (forgive me for not saying so before, Mr. Pidluk!)
Let's see, is that everyone? Am I forgetting ANYONE???? Hmmmm I seem to recall someone greenandwhite........
you deserve so much more than this little mention-especially you, Babe!--. Awww, thank you, JP!!! But it is you that deserves the credit--without you, this never would have happened. We just followed your lead.
All hail the Princess!!!!!
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jediprincess77
I Know...
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date Posted: Dec 22, 2006 3:46 PM
Mary mother of Jesus.
I recommend sticking your face in the freezer for a couple minutes.
I'm definitely not changing the line.
Oh dear...
Yeah, not as sweet and innocent as you thought, eh?
I never thought anything different! (I'm sad this week is over, too  .)
Hmmmm I seem to recall someone greenandwhite........
Don't bother him, Babe, he's...busy.
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greenandwhitejedi
Bar 66
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date Posted: Dec 22, 2006 4:30 PM
Too many comments from me! Sorry, sorry, last one.
and will refuse to leave the country until I see Nessie
Uh, you might be staying a long time. I'd better start stocking up on chocolate now.
Don't bother him, Babe, he's...busy
See, I get it all from you! And then you play coy just to show me up
Am I forgetting ANYONE????
I'll make it up to you somehow, GB! You don't like chocolate, do you?
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jediprincess77
I Know...
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date Posted: Dec 22, 2006 4:55 PM
Too many comments from me! Sorry, sorry, last one.
Nonsense, boy! Did I not mention just recently how much better these comment spaces look when filled with purple?
I'd better start stocking up on chocolate now.
Good idea. Cadbury, Ritter Sport, und Lindt, bitte.
then you play coy just to show me up
I'm a girl. That's in the job description. (But I'm pretty good at it, huh?)
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GalacticBabe
I Have a Bad Feeling About This!
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date Posted: Dec 22, 2006 5:01 PM
I'll make it up to you somehow, GB! You don't like chocolate, do you? Uh..yeah! Any color, shape or texture! I would say a box of chocolates once a week for the next twelve years ought ot do it!--holy cow, I'd weigh a ton! Better just stick with diamonds! They're a girl's best friend! (next to chocolate)
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jediprincess77
I Know...
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date Posted: Dec 22, 2006 9:41 PM
Better just stick with diamonds!
Yes. A box of diamonds once a week for the next twelve years sounds just about right!
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Merryman-Lyon
A Wild Bantha Chase
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date Posted: Dec 23, 2006 5:21 AM
This was great! I'm just sad it must end...
You are a sock?
Am I? You learn something new everyday!
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jediprincess77
I Know...
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date Posted: Dec 23, 2006 8:00 AM
I was able to get to the madlibs - and split a rib laughing!
Yay! You mad lib was SO FUNNY! I'm so happy you sent it to me. I love 'em all...I still giggle when I think about them!! Perhaps I won't be able to wait 'til next year to do this mad lib thing again...
This was great! I'm just sad it must end...
It is sort of sad, isn't it? Thanks again for your contributions and I'm glad you had fun too!!
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Hoppy Har Ghost
The Cormyrean Jedi's Holojournal
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date Posted: Dec 23, 2006 9:53 AM
Well, its over for now....But thanks for the getaway from the school hours before Winter break started.
Then, I saw Ami slapping Rogueish
BAD mental images involving Gamorreans there.
P.S. My internet access will be limited from tomorrow on out. I will actually be completely cut off starting Monday and ending Jan. 6th.
Visiting relatives? Don't mean to pry, but what can I say? I'm curious!
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nob01
Oil Bath Bubbles
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date Posted: Dec 24, 2006 2:55 AM
Apologies for my tardy response, but I've been out of it for a couple of days (and everyone got delusions of grandeur )
A wonderful way to end the BFD celebrations! Thank you so much for FX-9's song, that has certainly put a spring in his servos.
The mad-libs turned out superbly - it was frightening how accurate my meerkat tale turned out to be! Does nobody else hang out a xmas thong for santa?
Thanks again jp77 - have a wonderful time this holiday 
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Rogueish
W.I.E.R.D.
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date Posted: Dec 24, 2006 3:22 PM
JP, as you know, I'm a man of few words, so I'll just say: you are a real gem.
Merry Christmas, and Happy Balanced Force Day.
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jediprincess77
I Know...
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date Posted: Jan 04, 2007 8:14 PM
Gah, sorry I'm late!
Visiting relatives? Don't mean to pry, but what can I say? I'm curious!
No prob, HHG! Just blogged about it in fact...
you are a real gem
Ooh! I hope one of those real sparkly ones!!! Seriously though, Ben- YOU are quite precious yourself!
No doubt it shall go down in the annals of Blogdom...
Well, a girl can dream.... Thanks for sending me that essay! What an awesome story. I'm the lucky one that got to share it with all our blogging pals!
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