Name's Boba Catt. I like scratching, eating, and long naps on the windowsill. Thought I should stop by this here site, ya know, while my girl is out doing her thing in the great hallway beyond. I've been out in that hallway & it is not so hot. I don't know how she can spend hours and hours and hours out there. I gots the toys & food in here anyway. They ain't always the most difficult bounty in the galaxy, but they help me keep my skillz. Yeah, that red feather on a stick sure knows its place now. In my teeth.

But yeahz, my owner leaves me here alone sometimes, so I get to chill on this nav computer. (She don't know.) Last weekend, she left me alone for a while she went to go hang with some of her Crew. I know they got pages on here & I think I found the right 1s - JMW, E&HF, & JediPug. They came back laterz & told me aaaallllll about it. (No, dude, I didn't ask...) They made these high-pitched, weird sorta noises, too. Like, squeeeeeooowww, or somethin'.

The shenanigans all started when they met for kibbles & bitz at this Ed's place. Apparently, the waiters are supposed to be kina mean, or something. There was some giggling from the girls at this point in the tail, but I'm pretty sure their waiter gave them an especially hard time. And he was the cutest. And danced the best on the counter. Whatever that means. I think they all got a bunch a presents from each other, too. There wuz some more high-pitched noises over the presents-something 'bout a forceful ghost toy, chocolate, key chains (Oh yeah, I like those!), these card things that played music & had kissy pictures on 'em. Totally gross.

NEwayz, trouble continued when they headed out for some more chocolate & a movie. The movie wuz Jumpurrrr. It had some guy in it. I don't know him, but the girls made lots of squeeows when he came up. I guess the movie wuz OK, from what they said. They mostly talked about the hawt guy, though. I think he like, jumped in the movie. (Kinda like daddio in that pic up there.) It had all these FX of him jumping places. And my man Shaft was in it, too! Oh yeah. I like Shaft. He's my style.

After that wuz when they come to my house. I was totally weirded out by one of the Crew peeps...cuz she had a DAWG on some handles! Kept all her keys n stuff in there! I mean, come ON. She did give me a toy, though, so I guess it's all cool now. Matter of fact, I got a bunch of toys from the Crew. It rawked. They played with me for a long time, which rawked even more. There wuz these cookies, too, but nobody gave me one of them. They kept talking about "next time" so maybe then I'll gets da cookies.

So I guess the Crew wuz a'ight. I don't mind if they come by again...

But I want more TOYZ, got it? Or chikin treats. Don't make me hunt you down.

Laterz,

Boba C