
The makers of GalactiVac unite once again to bring you something way cooler and potentially useful: The Boga. Why Boga, you ask? What space savvy galaxian wouldn't want a scaly, feathered, squawking, elusive, vicious, cuddly, intimidating and down-right endearing lizard-ish transport like Boga?
It's Bogaful. It's Bogalicious. It's totally Bogacious! Just check out her Bogagraphy.
Born in the depths and heights of the mysterious Utapau, Boga is the answer to all your sink hole transportation needs. She can jump leaps and bounds over the competition, all the while providing loyalty and dedication to protecting YOU, the bogafied customer. Steep cliffs and vertical climbs are no challenge for Boga, who also comes standard with the latest GPS (Galaxy Positioning System), so you will always know which hole to go in!
There are tons of options for your Boga as well! Your Boga can be upholstered in several scaly yet fashionable styles, including something interesting. You might even opt for the feathered look for Boga, as featured on this harvest's Tatooine's Top Model. Boga is always custom cloned with your speed, agility, and appearance preferences. Upgrade to ludicrous-speed wireless Boga! Now that's one bogass Boga! (Be sure to watch your mouth if your Boga is listening.)
Let's see what common folk in the skies are saying about Boga:
"My Boga's the fastest hunk of varactyl in the galaxy!" - Lando Calrissian
"Everything Lando says is bogas..." - Han Solo
"But I wanted to go to the Tosche station to pick up a new power Boga!" - Luke Skywalker
"You can waste time with your friends when...wait, did you say Boga? I always knew someday you'd come around and see the boga picture...
son." - Owen Lars
"Bogaaaaaeeeooorrrrww," - Boga Catt
"I wish someone would have invented the Boga in my lifetime...and that I would have been in Star Wars." - Sir Dirk Bogarde
Well, consumers, unfortunately this is all the time we have for you & your future Boga today. To order your Boga or any Boga-related products mentioned here, please send one million Space Bucks to jediprincess77, Chicago, IL, USA, Earth, Milky Way. New customers whose credits are received within the next 12 parsecs receive a free, yes FREE bottle of boga noga!
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Hurry, don't miss out on the first annual, last ever ExtravaBOGAnza!
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*Although your purchase does not include any specialist safety equipment, Boga is fitted with the latest Controlled Descent System, which ensures that any terrifying, flailing fall to your death will instead be transformed into a graceful plunge in beautiful slow-motion to your death.
**Bogatteries not included.