It's here! It's finally here! The Sing-Along Caroling Party has made its way to BFD 08! Don't forget to dig back to previous records of BFD carols.

There are lots of wonderful carols floating around here this year, too! Just click the names in my blog roll for songs and other BFD-themed entries.

And now...

Let's sing!

I'm a music teacher, so you have to sing when I tell you, ya know!

Luke Skywalker
(Sounds like: Suzy Snowflake)

Luke Skywalker (ooooh) are you coming? (ooooh)

Here comes Luke Skywalker
Dressed in his Jedi garb
Buzz buzz buzzing with his lightsaber
To try to not get marred

Here comes Luke Skywalker
Soon you will hear him say,
"Come out all you beings, join with me
We simply can't delay

If you want to shoot a Death Star
I'll help you target, one two three
If you want to beat an Empire
The job's the for me!"

There goes Emperor Palpy
Look at him tumblin' down
Bringing balance to the galaxy
Lukey's come to town!


Force-Wielding, Force-Wielding
(Sounds like: Caroling, Caroling)

Force-wielding, Force-wielding now we go
BFD horns are sounding
Force-wielding, Force-wielding down below
BFD horns are sounding

Joyous Ewoks small, yet deft
Slaying troopers right and left
Yub nub, yub nub
BFD horns are sounding

Force-wielding, Force-wielding thru the sky
BFD horns are sounding
Force-wielding, Force-wielding up so high
BFD horns are sounding
Mark ye well the Falcon's speed
Gladsome pilots now we see(d?)
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk
BFD horns are sounding

Force-wielding, Force-wielding near and far
BFD horns are sounding
Blowing up, blowing up the Death Star
BFD horns are sounding
Sing we all this happy eve
"In the Force, you must believe!"
Beep boop, beep boop
BFD horns are sounding


Darth Vader Is Coming to Town
(Sounds like: you can figure this one out.)

You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
Or you're gonna die
Darth Vader is coming to town

He's making a list
Of who will suffice
Promotions around here aren't always nice
Darth Vader is coming to town

Don't let him catch you sleeping
Don't dare make a mistake
Don't matter if you're bad or good
Watch your neck for goodness sake!

Oh, you better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
'Cause someone will die
Darth Vader is coming to town!


Let it Blow, Let it Blow, Let it Blow!
(Yep, that's what it says.)

Oh the Death Star out there is frightful
But our victory so rightful
Since we started this long ago
Let it Blow! Let it Blow! Let it Blow!

Palps doesn't show signs of stopping
And his employees all keep dropping
They don't make enough dough, (so)
Let it Blow! Let it Blow! Let it Blow!

When we finally win this fight
How I'll hate the electrical storm!
But since Vader turned back to light
All the way home, we'll reform!

The debris is slowly falling
And, Rebels, we're still recalling
But as long as the Force-ghosts glow
Let it Blow! Let it Blow! Let it Blow!


I was planning on digging up a couple more songs from the BFD archives, but...my attention has been stolen by the recent release of the The Best BFD Pageant Ever. Speaking of which, thanks for being patient. Part II is now ready! Enjoy. Or not...

Forcefully,
JP

P.S. I can't believe I almost forgot!!!! A song was sent my way by Viridian Saber and it's too great not to include in today's entry:

In the tune of "Feliz Navidad."

Som peech alay
Som peech alay
Som peech alay
You're too late, and now you're dead

Som peech alay
Som peech alay
Som peech alay
You're too late, and now you're dead

I wanna know if Solo shot first
I wanna know if Solo shot first
I wanna know if Solo shot first
From the bottom of my heart.

Som peech alay
Som peech alay
Som peech alay
You're too late, and now you're dead

Som peech alay
Som peech alay
Som peech alay
You're too late, and now you're dead

I wanna know if Solo shot first
I wanna know if Solo shot first
I wanna know if Solo shot first
From the bottom of my heart.

I wanna know if Solo shot first
So all those die-hards will finally be happy
I wanna know if Solo shot first
From the bottom of my heart.