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Comment of the Week:
"I'd parry this joke with a retort, if I could. But I don't have one, so alas, I must repass.

(I have no idea what I'm talking about.)"
        --Corterville
 


Force At Home
Jul 02, 2009 06:05 AM
Why did Darth Vader have such a strange batting stance?
Wednesday One-Liners
Jul 01, 2009 05:29 AM
Amazing info from across the galaxy!
A Tacky Of The Clones
Jun 30, 2009 05:18 AM
Who was the tackiest Jedi to ever live?
May The Corpse Be With You
Jun 29, 2009 05:17 AM
Didja hear about the cadavers who went to the Boonta Eve Classic?
Sith Tax
Jun 28, 2009 08:41 AM
Didja hear that the Emperor made Darth Vader pay a fine?
 

Under The Command Of Darth Brooks
Jan 14, 2008 06:52 AM
Why did the clone trooper start killing off country music stars?
Top Ten Time #26
Aug 08, 2007 08:34 AM
Then I'll see you in hell!
Can I Write-Off a Bantha?
Aug 14, 2006 07:20 AM
How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?
Where did you dig up that old fossil?
Apr 11, 2006 07:04 AM
Why did Admiral Piett's grandmother enlist in the Empire?
Bright Idea #2
Mar 14, 2006 07:21 AM
How many Ewoks does it take to change a lightbulb?