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Star Wars Joke-A-Day
Laugh it up, fuzzball.


Comment of the Week:
"*Obi-Wan finishes making a purchase on his datapad in the cockpit of his ship*
*seismic charges suddenly appear, break nearby asteroids, and send chunks flying into Obi-Wan's ship*
*ship goes spinning out of control*
*R4's head swivels towards the camera*
*R4 beeps frantically, and subtitles appear.....*

What's in your wallet?!?!?!
"
        --Jade Sabre777
 


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May 12, 2008 09:33 AM
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Confectionery Of Independent Systems
May 11, 2008 10:29 AM
Which cookies were popular among Separatists?
Limerick Friday!
May 09, 2008 07:12 AM
That old smoothie...
Democracy Simply Doesn't Work
May 08, 2008 09:21 AM
Didja hear that Naboo became a theocracy?
Don't Leave Coruscant Without It
May 07, 2008 10:18 AM
Why was Obi-Wan surprised when he saw his credit card bill?
 

Comments of the Week
Mar 25, 2007 09:24 PM
Incessantly updated!
Caveat Emperor
Oct 23, 2006 06:58 AM
Why did Palpatine give Anakin a small business loan?
Can I Write-Off a Bantha?
Aug 14, 2006 07:20 AM
How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?
Where did you dig up that old fossil?
Apr 11, 2006 07:04 AM
Why did Admiral Piett's grandmother enlist in the Empire?
Bright Idea #2
Mar 14, 2006 07:21 AM
How many Ewoks does it take to change a lightbulb?