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Comment of the Week:
"As Tarkin exclaimed (off-screen) after they blew up Alderaan: I hereby declare the Death Star as opened, fully armed and very much operational!"
        -- Tu®gon, on Alderaan's groundbreaking
 


Limerick Friday!
Nov 06, 2009 05:31 AM
Worse than a yearbook photo...
Top Ten Time #42
Nov 05, 2009 12:08 PM
Hail to the geek!
Sew Sorry
Nov 04, 2009 05:48 AM
Didja hear about the lisping Analysis Droid who became a seamstress?
Variation on a Classic
Nov 03, 2009 05:33 AM
A dewback walks into the Mos Eisley Cantina and orders a Gamorrean beer...
Voting With Her Feet
Nov 02, 2009 10:25 AM
Didja hear about the cobbler who worked for the Separatists?
 

Under The Command Of Darth Brooks
Jan 14, 2008 06:52 AM
Why did the clone trooper start killing off country music stars?
Top Ten Time #26
Aug 08, 2007 08:34 AM
Then I'll see you in hell!
Can I Write-Off a Bantha?
Aug 14, 2006 07:20 AM
How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?
Where did you dig up that old fossil?
Apr 11, 2006 07:04 AM
Why did Admiral Piett's grandmother enlist in the Empire?
Bright Idea #2
Mar 14, 2006 07:21 AM
How many Ewoks does it take to change a lightbulb?