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Comment of the Week:
"When he told everyone he was dating a Singer, nobody realized he meant he was boinking the sewing machine."
        -- Corterville, on the lisping Analysis Droid
 


Limerick Friday!
Nov 20, 2009 05:34 AM
Love for sale.
Grande Master
Nov 19, 2009 02:51 PM
Didja hear about the Jedi who worked at Starbucks?
Chowing Down On Hoth
Nov 18, 2009 05:31 AM
Why did Luke Skywalker eat a meal in his snowspeeder?
No Such Thing As Luck
Nov 17, 2009 03:04 PM
Why did Darth Vader study probability?
In Good Hands
Nov 16, 2009 08:01 AM
Why did Shmi Skywalker bring C-3PO to an insurance broker?
 

Under The Command Of Darth Brooks
Jan 14, 2008 06:52 AM
Why did the clone trooper start killing off country music stars?
Top Ten Time #26
Aug 08, 2007 08:34 AM
Then I'll see you in hell!
Can I Write-Off a Bantha?
Aug 14, 2006 07:20 AM
How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?
Where did you dig up that old fossil?
Apr 11, 2006 07:04 AM
Why did Admiral Piett's grandmother enlist in the Empire?
Bright Idea #2
Mar 14, 2006 07:21 AM
How many Ewoks does it take to change a lightbulb?