I tried, Vic, I really-- ah, who'm I kidding, no I didn't.

Funny!

And here I am with apple juice in my mouth, I gotta learn to put down the drink's when I read your blog's.

MTFBWY

Great!

How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?
They always single file... y'know, to hide their numbers.
Wasn't that how Anakin learned to get 'a-head' too?

Ah, so the list of Tusken skills now reads something like:

- Gaffii Stick combat
- Bantha riding
- Farm raiding
- Kidnapping
- Skinning victims alive and making trophies from their skulls
- Accountancy

So versatile! Who knew?

My tax agent says I shouldn't laugh at this.

I can't come up with anything witty to say, so I'll just LMAO!!!!! Particularly funny one, though, Stooge, really!!!

excellent.

ROFL!

That was pretty funny, Stooge

Ahh...... to be Tusken Raider on April 15......

LMAO!!!! Great job Stooge.

So, Anakin was just an over zealous IRS agent performing an....."audit"?


Good one Stooge!

I'd just as soon kiss a wookiee!

I'm sorry, but I have to Stooge...

Here ya go!

Love it, Stooge!! Nothing witty to say....that REX took my funny line before I could get to it!

Witty, cunning, and very funny!!! Loved it....ANGEL

You gotta' love that guy who does those jokes! What's his name? Stooge? No, It was something like Doallyn . . . . . . . . Ah! It was Sgt. Doallyn!

Just Joshing ya'! Funny stuff Puppet Man!

What would we do without you stooge?You make the blogs funny. -er.

LOL!
(As opposed to the usually groan/smile.)

Isn't it a bit early for filing taxes?

LMAO...my funny Court Jester. Always brings a smile to the Queen's face.

Good one! Unfortunately, I have nothing witty to say, either. *walks away with head down*

Wherever the Force may guide you, God will bless you.

RR out.

Interesting - I always thought it was because they kept their gross earnings under wraps.

Nice one Stooge - tres crafty!

I tried really hard to dampen my keyboard with a fine mist of spring water, but I just smiled and swallowed.

Yes, I know.

This is a family site, so just don't.

That was a pretty good one! Ya, you must get sick of people saying, Haha, funny! But, whaddiya want me to do?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, TELL THAT TO A BANKER BECAUSE THATS HILARIOUS!!!! ........ Aw man! I spte up Coke on my shirt!!

May the Force be with you.
May it be with us all!

"spite" " I *spite* up mu Coke on my shirt"

Great!

Funny!

Thanks so much dudes!

And here I am with apple juice in my mouth, I gotta learn to put down the drink's when I read your blog's.

Thus concludes today's lesson.

Wasn't that how Anakin learned to get 'a-head' too?

Hey-o! I guess he took the whole "death and taxes" thing a bit seriously.

- Accountancy
So versatile! Who knew?


Well, Cliegg knew. He called them vicious, mindless monsters... what else could he have meant?

(...adds accountants to list of people who now hate him...)

My tax agent says I shouldn't laugh at this.

Yeah, I got your W2 form right here, buddy!

I can't come up with anything witty to say, so I'll just LMAO!!!!!

You won't hear me complaining.

excellent.

I trust that you're doing your best Mr. Burns...

That was pretty funny, Stooge

I'm as shocked as you are.

Ahh...... to be Tusken Raider on April 15......

Crap, that reminds me, I gotta start my taxes!

Great job Stooge.

And it comes with full medical and dental!

So, Anakin was just an over zealous IRS agent performing an....."audit"?

Heh heh heh, more proof that the IRS are evil!

(...adds IRS to list of people who now hate him...)

I'd just as soon kiss a wookiee!

I can arrange that -- you could use a good kiss!

(...adds jkthunder to list of people who now hate him...)

I'm sorry, but I have to Stooge...
Here ya go!

Wow, haven't had to duck one of those in a while.

that REX took my funny line before I could get to it!

He's a tricksy one...

Witty, cunning, and very funny!!!

Woo hoo! I hit the trip!

You gotta' love that guy who does those jokes! What's his name? Stooge?

No, you're thinking of Conan O'Brien. Though we do look alike.

You make the blogs funny. -er.

True -- most other two-line blogs are much more amusing.

LOL!
(As opposed to the usually groan/smile.)

Thanks for qualifying that.

Isn't it a bit early for filing taxes?

Or a bit late...

Unfortunately, I have nothing witty to say, either. *walks away with head down*

Come back, Shane!

Interesting - I always thought it was because they kept their gross earnings under wraps.

Zing! Love it, nob01!

This is a family site, so just don't.

Man, you ruin all my fun.

you must get sick of people saying, Haha, funny!

Never!

Aw man! I spte up Coke on my shirt!!

Ah, the spit take. The secret to all comedy.

I love it! Best one since your return from hiatus-land!

Man, if those guys ever want to pay off that Sandcrawler, they're gonna have to become the "Tusken`Raiders of the Lost Ark".


Thanks so much dudes!

Aww... I expected more from you... Where's the snark? No problem, man.

Man, if those guys ever want to pay off that Sandcrawler


Wait. That's Jawas. Wha? Maybe they bought it!

Best one since your return from hiatus-land!

Yeah, that's an accomplishment.

And Yoshi, I'd give ya some snark off that last comment -- but it's just too dang easy.

And Yoshi, I'd give ya some snark off that last comment -- but it's just too dang easy.


I gave you a perfect opportunity, and you passed... You've changed...

ZOMG! Nay music link yet today! I can soon rectify that - ka-chow!

Not going to let Vic pull another fast one. There's only one DJ on this here site...and that's DJ Maul. But I play teh choons. *pout*

Good one!

May the Force be with us all! God bless!

i thouht you said that blogging took too much of your time

I gave you a perfect opportunity, and you passed... You've changed...

... for the lazier.

Not going to let Vic pull another fast one. There's only one DJ on this here site...and that's DJ Maul. But I play teh choons. *pout*

You'll always be the #1 linker in this blog, dude!

Good one!

Thanks Monkey!

i thouht you said that blogging took too much of your time

zboa -- is that you? And yeah, it does take too much of my time. That's how we like it!

hahaha! hilarious, i didn't get to your first blog back, so welcome back! i'msure everyone missed you and your jokes! good one yet again stooge!

whos zboa10

gigggle, the only thing better than stooge's jokes is all the comments that ensue.

I can't wait to tell my husband this one, Stooge. He's a CPA, loves puns and jokes. I can hear his laughter now!

Thanks for all the laughs!

MTFBWY

Stooge, I walked into the kitchen, where my husband, the CPA, was working. I said, "I have a good SW joke for you."

How do Tusken Raiders file their their tax returns?, I asked.

"Oh good, a Star Wars tax question," he said with a dead-pan look on his face.

He then began the litany of lines about TRs from the films, and a smile crossed his face. "In single file!" he replied with a glint in his eye.

". . .To hide their numbers," I added.
You should have heard him laugh. "I should have said the entire line," he managed to get out.
Good one!

I do Not get it

Sorry about the very random response before. I have an automatic denial device when it comes to dealing with taxes. I really would just as soon kiss a wookiee than deal with taxes, which isn't saying much because I kiss wookiees all the time. Not that I do taxes all the time either, but its just a bad comparison to make. I could use a good kiss though. You're right. Take me off that list muppet!

That was comic GOLD. Frickin' GENIUS. I WILL steal that joke.

"I...audited them....audited them all! And not just the men, but the women, and the children too! They're tax cheats, and I audited them like tax cheats! I HATE THEM!!!!"

i'msure everyone missed you and your jokes!

So certain are you.

gigggle, the only thing better than stooge's jokes is all the comments that ensue.

Some would say they're the only good thing about the jokes...

You should have heard him laugh.

Woo hoo, thanks! Though are ya sure it wasn't just professional courtesy?

I do Not get it

It only half makes sense, true.

Take me off that list muppet!

Right away!

I WILL steal that joke.

An honest thief. There are too few of you left in this world.