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Star Wars Joke-A-Day

by: The Stooge

date posted: Sep 20, 2006 7:25 AM

Knock Knock #12

Knock Knock
Who's there?

Wuher.
Wuher who?

Wuher you going to tell me you started drinking again?

http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/169

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	Jadakin Hyperspace
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 7:39 AM I am first one to comment, oh you knew he was drunk and crazy in the movie.

	hansgirl3 Invoking the Squee
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 7:46 AM Wuher do you do with a drunken sailor? Great one!!!

	superslinger2006
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 7:47 AM At least I'm free from having to speak pirate. Is this called parole? Anyway, that creature on the left, Ponda Boba: I'm agreeing with Jadakin on this.

	superslinger2006
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 7:49 AM This may yet be my only submission today (not counting this one) of course. I may have to let up on my talking a bit.

	NecRomance
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 8:08 AM OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO FUNNY I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS ABOUT... (or: Variation on a Classic)

	gold5 I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 8:19 AM And in a miscarraige of Justice. We learn the truth that Walrus Man (old action figure name) only pushed Luke out of the way of two bombs that were falling on him from apparently out of no where.

	Pablo Wan
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 8:22 AM Knock knock jokes!, It's been about...4 days without one of those!. I can feel the VAC jokes returning from the great beyond... Good one stooge...I guess. I am a little confused. May the force be with you, lagartija chango!

	Darth Rex0 So be it....
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 8:25 AM This joke has the death sentence on 12 sytems. Nice one Stooge!

	Senator Soph-ia
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 8:29 AM In case any of you aren't "getting" this and just won't admit it (not me!): Wuher is the bartender from the Mos Eisley Cantina. Feel better? TGFSWDB -- Thank God For the Star Wars DataBank! And I thought this was another commentary on Obi-Wan's drinking problem!

	Jedimca0 Master Yoda's Visions(by a "Dutch Yoda")
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 8:31 AM Nice Joke, as usual. I really like these knock knock jokes, this one is definitely one of your best so far. Remember, The Force Will Be With You....................Always

	Oboe-Wan Oboe-Wan's Hive of Scum & Villainy
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 8:42 AM This little joke isn't worth the effort... here let me get you something...... ***zzzzzzzzzzzzzzttttttttttttttttttttt****

	vadersgirl33 vadersgirl_reflections
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 8:53 AM Nice joke, Stooge. I liked your reply, Hansgirl3. Good one! vadersgirl33

	jedi_iain From A Certain Point Of View
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 9:23 AM Not a bad joke, Stooge, not one of your best but pretty good all the same. How do you pronounce Wuher, anyway?

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 9:32 AM How do you pronounce Wuher, anyway? Wuher. Greedo was blended first! Hey, you're pretty funny. You should do a joke every day.

	jkthunder Seven Pieces
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 9:48 AM Nah, I wuhern't.

	DPM_Shadowluker Fleeting Shadows Of Thoughts
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 9:48 AM Wuher you going to tell me you started drinking again? No, cause then you might want one too! And I am not supposed to be drinking at work! Nice one Stooge

	greenandwhitejedi Bar 66
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 10:05 AM Yargh! That be a fine joke matey...oh, that was yesterday, wasn't it? Today's Talk Like a Bulgarian Gypsy Day, isn't it? I lost my diary, you see. The National Choon.

	amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 10:15 AM Drinks all around! I could certainly use one Pirates and alcohol. Fun.

	Oboe-Wan Oboe-Wan's Hive of Scum & Villainy
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 10:26 AM Pirates and alcohol. Fun. Count me in!!!! I liked your reply, Hansgirl3. Good one! Me too! and now I have that song stuck in my head!!

	YoshiYoda "No Slotting, No Disintegration, No Accidents." - "Not Even a Good Slap?"
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 10:46 AM

	DarthVicomte Vicomte's Blog Extravaganza (Now Defunct)
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 11:15 AM Actually, no. I wished to discuss the sociopolitical ramifications of nuclear war on a post-impressionistic society, but if you're going to be all cranky...

	Son of a Bith The Cantina Corner
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 12:40 PM These bloggers don't like you Stooge. And I don't like you either!!! You just watch yourself, were wanted men. We have the blacklist on twelve websites!!!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 1:24 PM

So I finally left Yoshi speechless, huh?

oh you knew he was drunk and crazy in the movie.

Who you callin' drunk and crazy?

Wuher do you do with a drunken sailor?

Slurring this early, eh?

At least I'm free from having to speak pirate. Is this called parole?

Dunno. Parlay, maybe?

This may yet be my only submission today (not counting this one) of course.

Ladies and gents, I present this statement in its confusing entirety.

(or: Variation on a Classic)

Doesn't take much to be a classic these days, huh?

	Jedi Arwen Skywalker
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 1:24 PM These bloggers don't like you stooge What bloggers? Looks around OMG, Stooge got Vic to come out of his cave? hole? Air? Thanks for the explanation, Soph-ia. And um , yea, well, HAHAAHA!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 1:25 PM

We learn the truth that Walrus Man (old action figure name) only pushed Luke out of the way of two bombs that were falling on him from apparently out of no where.

.....
..........
.................. whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Knock knock jokes!, It's been about...4 days without one of those!

More like three weeks. But who's counting?

This joke has the death sentence on 12 sytems.

Yeesh! Talk about dying on stage...

TGFSWDB -- Thank God For the Star Wars DataBank!

It's an educational blog!

this one is definitely one of your best so far

Thanks!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 1:25 PM

This little joke isn't worth the effort...

Didn't take much effort, actually. I spent longer looking for a pic than I did thinking up the joke.

I liked your reply, Hansgirl3. Good one!

...mumbles something about hg3 always stealing the spotlight...

How do you pronounce Wuher, anyway?

Rhymes with F�hrer, perhaps?

Greedo was blended first!

... that explains his aim.

Hey, you're pretty funny. You should do a joke every day.

Who would be stupid enough to try that?

Nah, I wuhern't.

(hic)

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 1:26 PM

And I am not supposed to be drinking at work!

Hey, none of us are supposed to...

Today's Talk Like a Bulgarian Gypsy Day, isn't it?

Even if I had a clever reply, I wouldn't know how to write it!

The National Choon.

Drinks all around! I could certainly use one

I just finished a piece on the Kennedy funeral... that family always makes me thirsty.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 1:30 PM

and now I have that song stuck in my head!!

Here, lemme help:
"Her name was Lola... she was a showgirl..."

Actually, no. I wished to discuss the sociopolitical ramifications of nuclear war on a post-impressionistic society, but if you're going to be all cranky...

Look who it aint!

And dammit, leave me alone! I can quit any time!

These bloggers don't like you Stooge.

So what else is new?

And um , yea, well, HAHAAHA!

I'll take what I can get.

	Japanese Fett
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 2:07 PM I haven't been drinking! Honest! I'm only 14! Great Joke Stooge! Sayonara, & MTFBWY

	safetyjedigirl safetyjedigirls sith teachings!
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 2:10 PM ah aha! that is soooooooooo funny stooge, thanks for making this day peak out of the clouds!!!!!!!

	90Jedimaster
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 2:19 PM Drinks all around! I could certainly use one I'll take some blue milk, it's been a while. Or maybe a Bud. MTFBWY BTW, what is choon? I've seen it here many times.

	90Jedimaster
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 2:22 PM Oh wait, I can't have a drink, I'm only 16. Please don't call the stormtroopers on me. I'll just have the blue milk then. MTFBWY

	gold5 I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 2:30 PM whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? Didn't mean to confuse you it was a bit random, but look at the picture. "Her name was Lola... she was a showgirl..." Damnit!

	gahmah80 Gahmah's Lair of Trauma (Blog Closed Due to Inability to Renew Hyperspace Account)
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 4:12 PM Good joke! No time for Gahmah to say any more than that!

f_taquist

date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 4:15 PM

Her name was Leia,
She was a princess,
With a danish on each ear,
And Darth Vader drawing near.

So Artoo-Deetoo,
Found Ben Kenobi,
He had to put the Death Star plans,
Into the Rebellion's hands.

So Luke and Obi-Wan,
Had to get to Al-der-aan,
So they stopped into Mos Eisely
To have a drink-with-Han!

At the Star Wars,
Star Wars Cantina!
The weirdest creatures
You've ever seen-a!

At the Star Wars,
Star Wars Cantina!
Music and blasters
And old Jedi masters!

At the Star Wars...

	darthbob the great
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 5:13 PM hi Stooge im new but i read your jokes a lot i luv 'em

	darth maul517 Darth Jedi Maul Secura
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 6:15 PM That was funny,thanks for the smile,now how about some money................

	Michelle1968 M68- Star Wars Kid at Heart
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 7:35 PM Pirates and alcohol. Fun. Savvy matie Actually, no. I wished to discuss the sociopolitical ramifications of nuclear war on a post-impressionistic society, but if you're going to be all cranky... You could use a good kiss. I can arrange that.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 8:32 PM

I haven't been drinking! Honest! I'm only 14!

Like that'll stop ya. Am I right, independentjac?

thanks for making this day peak out of the clouds!!!!!!!

Just call me... Mr. Sun.

I'm only 16. Please don't call the stormtroopers on me. I'll just have the blue milk then.

... in a dirty glass?

Didn't mean to confuse you it was a bit random, but look at the picture.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh -- ha! I must be slow today.

Damnit!

My work here is done.

No time for Gahmah to say any more than that!

Gahmah is one busy... Whatever-Gahmah-Is.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 8:33 PM

At the Star Wars,
Star Wars Cantina!

Ah yeah, I remember that. Those spoof lyrics were by Mark Jonathan Davis, right? "Back in the day," I actually joined the Demento Society just to get that on CD. Good times.

hi Stooge im new but i read your jokes a lot i luv 'em

Thanks darthbob! Love your name!

thanks for the smile,now how about some money

I gave at the office!

You could use a good kiss. I can arrange that.

Yeah, but you smooch one Wookiee, you've smooched 'em all.

	Jedi Master Mina Another Galaxy, another time
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 10:28 PM Actually, no. I wished to discuss the sociopolitical ramifications of nuclear war on a post-impressionistic society, but if you're going to be all cranky... Oh crap, not this again... LONG LIVE MY COURT JESTER!!

	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Sep 21, 2006 5:25 AM Stooge, you're too much! Sometimes the best jokes are those that are the most simple. I'm laughing with you, not at you! MTFBWY

superslinger2006

date Posted: Sep 21, 2006 7:14 AM

I see you have constructed a new avatar, GreenAndWhiteJedi.

Wuher is the bartender from the Mos Eisley Cantina.

Feel better? TGFSWDB -- Thank God For the Star Wars DataBank!

I didn't know that before! Thanks Ms. Senator Sph-ia! And no more squeeks okay?

...Is this called parole?

Dunno. Parlay, maybe?

That's what I meant but it slipped my mind. I thought I typed something wrong. Maybe it's because of all that "I can't really speak pirate-talk" thing.

	superslinger2006
date Posted: Sep 21, 2006 7:18 AM You just watch yourself, I'm a wanted man. I've got the "whatever it is that makes me have to hide away somewhere" sentence on 12 systems! Well, parts of the city. Well, that's what I made up. The National Choon. I don't get it.

	Gotipe Gotipe's Empire
date Posted: Sep 21, 2006 7:19 AM Well, it was funny,

	YoshiYoda "No Slotting, No Disintegration, No Accidents." - "Not Even a Good Slap?"
date Posted: Sep 21, 2006 9:45 AM So I finally left Yoshi speechless, huh? Actually, it was a cleverly devised scheme to have my comment get the first reply. When you can't get the first comment, this is the next best thing. But the speechless thing works too.

	greenandwhitejedi Bar 66
date Posted: Sep 21, 2006 11:11 AM I don't get it Neither do I

	Skywalker1178 The Master Jedi
date Posted: Sep 21, 2006 11:52 AM How do you pronounce Wuher, anyway? Rhymes with F�hrer, perhaps? I don't think that I would say that, being as there is no "R" betweenthe H and the E. More like....Wooer I believe is the proper pronunciation. Hope this bit helps someone. Stooge, great imagination! MTFBWY Always

	darthbob the great
date Posted: Sep 21, 2006 12:13 PM Rhymes with Fuhrer, perhaps He does look a bit like him.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Sep 21, 2006 2:36 PM

Oh crap, not this again...

Let's be nice to our honored guest!

I'm laughing with you, not at you!

That's one!

I see you have constructed a new avatar, GreenAndWhiteJedi.

He's tricksy that way...

Well, it was funny,

Thanks Gotipe!

Actually, it was a cleverly devised scheme to have my comment get the first reply.

Curses, foiled again!

Neither do I

Hope this bit helps someone.

I shall never make that mistake again.

He does look a bit like him.

And he's a racist, too!

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