Good one, Stooge !

No wonder it's the main spaceport, that place is huge. My Granny almost got lost in there once.

lol.I like this one stooge your awesome.
I have a joke
Whats black white withe red all over.
" I dont know " - Pee Wee Herman
I give it a 9.9

Gran Central Station!
I heard it was a gargrantuan place too.

I totally don't get it...but I love ya anyway! (...ignore ami...she's sleep deprived...)

Hee hee hee!!! LOL!

You crack nee up!!

I like the folks of Malastare, too. Of all the aliens from the OT I was surprised they were so featured, but that's OK. I was also glad that Rodians were featured, because in the OT you get a feel that these people were always creeps, when in reality there are good ones and bad ones.

Please read my A. I. blog and comment.

I guess if Jar Jar had three eyes he'd have said the Gungans had a Gran Army...

Malastare...isn't that what Chewbacca's wife does when she forgets to put on her glasses?

I reiterate:



Sol, I had to delete ya for space -- sorry!

Now that's funny-ish!

Go ahead and delete this one too, sire...

Fun-nee alright. It's just gran to have you back again!

AH...I have fond memories of that station.

Now that one made me gran....err grin....same thing, yet different.

You leave for a day and we get this?


Actually, its a good one.

Is it Tuesday already? Heh, just kiddin', Stooge! Love ya!

Haha. It's a gran day for Star Wars Joke-A-Day!

Served hot, and with a dollop of fruity sauce on the side, and this gag is substantial enough to see me through to 2.30 PM.

Thank you for your consideration.

This joke makes me want to eat a very large cinnamon roll.

Good title.

The moto grande says it was good, but I ddn't get the joke.

The force is with you anyways.

Adieu.

This joke makes me want to eat a very large cinnamon roll.
Or a 12-gran muffin. There I did it!

2 lame jokes in a row? Wait a minute! You're not Stooge- you're an imposter!!!

(Actually, this one was sort of funny...emphasis on the sort of.) Don't hate me!

Gran Funk Railroad!!

"Were a Malastarian band! We're a Malastarian band!!"

There once was a gran, name of Alastair
Who lived on a planet called Malastare
His favourite sport
Was the dangerous sort
And he drove his pod racer without a care

This choon knows where you live.

Great Joke stooge, I love it.

Chocolate icing. With sprinkles.


I don't know either. Funny joke, Stooge.

Uuuh... Yeah

Ha ha!

And a good limerick to boot.

That's why New Yorkers look different.JK! Funny, Stooge!

Sayonara, & MTFBWY

hahahaha~! love it~! you never disappoint me with your jokes stooge~!

My Granny almost got lost in there once.

Heh, janlomona beat us both to the punch on this one! Stupid previous day's comments.

Whats black white withe red all over.

A Shameless Blug Alert?

I heard it was a gargrantuan place too.

Ha! I can see where today is heading!

(...ignore ami...she's sleep deprived...)

WAKE UP!

You crack nee up!!

But am I still amusing after you're married?

Of all the aliens from the OT I was surprised they were so featured, but that's OK.

As a longtime fan of the Ree-Yees and the Squid-faces, I love the PT's choice of sentients.

Please read my A. I. blog and comment.

Will do! Look forward to it!

Malastare...isn't that what Chewbacca's wife does when she forgets to put on her glasses?

Zing! Excellent!

Now that's funny-ish!

Well, that's closer than I usually am.

Go ahead and delete this one too, sire...

Ohhhhh no. I've learned my lesson.

Come back, Sol!

It's just gran to have you back again!

I was only gone a day! Yeesh.

AH...I have fond memories of that station.

I have not-so-fond memories of gettin' lost there. I'm such a country rube.

Now that one made me gran....err grin....

Ouch!

And lookit you with a fancy new avatar!

You leave for a day and we get this?

I'm savin' the funny for tomorrow. And by "the funny," I of course mean "the half-way decent."

Is it Tuesday already?

It's always noon somewhere!

It's a gran day for Star Wars Joke-A-Day!

Will it ever end?!?

this gag is substantial enough to see me through to 2.30 PM.

One day I'll fill ya up. One day.

A boy's gotta dream...

This joke makes me want to eat a very large cinnamon roll.

I'll take what I can get.

Good title.

Recognition at last!

Or a 12-gran muffin. There I did it!

Woo hoo! I was waiting, ya know.

"Were a Malastarian band! We're a Malastarian band!!"

The Gran: good racers... bad rockers.

Wait a minute! You're not Stooge- you're an imposter!!!

KILL THE WITCH!

His favourite sport
Was the dangerous sort

If we get a limerick each day, you won't be hearin' me complain!

Great Joke stooge, I love it.

Nor will I ever complain about comments such as this.

I don't know either.

I thought I understood ya... and then ya threw this at me.

Uuuh... Yeah

You had my whole edit bay laughing at this!

And a good limerick to boot.

Hey! Don't boot that limerick! Stop that!

That's why New Yorkers look different.

Nah... it's something in the water.

you never disappoint me with your jokes stooge~!

My personal hygene, though, is a different story...

Gran Central Station!
[evilcomputervoice]Warning! A typo has just occurred. Initiating lockdown! Initiating defense/offense systems! (meaning that if anyone is caught trying to enter or leave, he/she will vaporized)[/evilcomputer voice]

[gahmah]Nooo! Bah, stupid military computer![/gahmah]

Ree-Yees wasn't from Malastare, he was from Kinyen. However, Aks Moe, who is in your picture, is from Malastare.

KILL THE WITCH!

It's not my nose, it's a false one!

-This joke makes me want to eat a very large cinnamon roll.
-Or a 12-gran muffin. There I did it!

I'm in the mood for gran-ola myself.

Ree-Yees wasn't from Malastare, he was from Kinyen. However, Aks Moe, who is in your picture, is from Malastare.

Kill-joy...

Good times, good times.


LONG LIVE MY COURT JESTER!! The Queen is always pleased with her Court Jester!

You keep me laughing, Stooge, even at this late hour (the bewitching hour!)!

MTFBWY

Ree-Yees wasn't from Malastare, he was from Kinyen. However, Aks Moe, who is in your picture, is from Malastare.
DId the Stooge ever say Ree-Yees was from Malastare? Gahmah thinks not, Sarge. And whoever said this joke was related to Ree-Yees?

[gahmah]Nooo! Bah, stupid military computer![/gahmah]

I dunno why, but in my mind, Gahmah sounds like Mike Wallace.

Ree-Yees wasn't from Malastare, he was from Kinyen.

Hey, I'm old-school. To me they all will always be Ree-Yees.

It's not my nose, it's a false one!

Ha!

I'm in the mood for gran-ola myself.

Stop the insanity!

Kill-joy...

Yeah, but we gotta love him.

(the bewitching hour!)

Or as I call it, the "why haven't I eaten dinner yet?" hour.

And whoever said this joke was related to Ree-Yees?

Well, the blog title may have said a lil' somethin'...

Whats black white withe red all over.
There are WAY too many answers/punch lines for that.

That's it for me - no chooning comments until further notice.

*Ree-Yees wasn't from Malastare, he was from Kinyen.

Hey, I'm old-school. To me they all will always be Ree-Yees*

Funny, reminds me of a joke an old spacer once told me at Cantarr Bi Romou Spaceport

"What's a Gran's favourite confectionary?"
"Dunno."
"Ree-Yees Pieces."

Boy, did I larrff!

Yeah, but we gotta love him.

Me? You like... an imposter? You like...ME? Thank you very much!