Though Leia's slave costume was perfect
And Padme sure knew how to work it
The steamiest scenes
Were on Tatooine
When 3PO showed us his circuits!


Today's guest limericist is the great
Darth Draconius, who sends in this
yoda-inspired tribute to the
WORLD CHAMPION
ST. LOUIS CARDINALS:

On the first time that baseball he played
A grave mistake Anakin made
As the ball was flung
His SABER he swung
And the umpire wound up filleted!


Thanks dude! And coming soon -- shameless fan posturing about da Bears.