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 | Malice in the Palace |
 Why was Princess Leia so eager to take off her bounty hunter disguise?
She was tired of beating around the Boushh!
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darthlando22 The Starship Enterprise
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date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 7:21 AM
She was tired of beating around the Boushh!
Cool. Nice one Stoogey!
So tell me..........The Boushh or Jabba?
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Kenobi-fan The Jundland Wastes Journal
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date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 7:58 AM
She was tired of beating around the Boushh!
She wasn't tired really, she just needed a helping Han...............WHOA!
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RiverTam
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date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 8:12 AM
So she could mislead and confoushh
Our Leia did dress up like Boushh,
But if Han wasn't blind,
I think he would find
That Boushh had a very fine toushh!
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 8:16 AM
Cool fist post! (I hope)
The early bird gets the worm! In this case, quite literally.
So tell me..........The Boushh or Jabba?
... eh?
Darn, now I have to compete with an almighty Stooge blog, no one will even see my new Lego Blog.
I saw it!
And "almighty" -- now that's a laugh!
She wasn't tired really, she just needed a helping Han...............WHOA!
Zing!
Y'know what they say... a blurred-vision Han in worth losin' the Boushh. (?)
Woo-hoo! 5th post!
That Boushh had a very fine toushh!
Love it! And in limerick form, too!
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greenandwhitejedi Bar 66
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date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 8:35 AM
I know that you don't claim to be a Fetted blogger, but you R2. I feel like I'm Owen you for all the laughs and aMaceing times we've had, especially because of the Darth of good jokes elsewhere. I don't think anyone is too young or too Wald to appreciate your humour (or indeed humor), and we may not have the time Moff our lives here, but it certainly brightens our days. On top of that, you also made me feel welcome when I was Nute to the site. Just so you know, there's no jealousy or Rancor between us, and were I not a man I would ask you to give us Zuckuss.
A toast to Stoogey! May the jokes never end Antilles gone!
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nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
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date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 9:42 AM
There's no point in writing anything witty after greenandwhite's Comment of the Century.
And there's me thinking I was the brilliant one.
So, good joke.
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Pablo Wan
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date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 9:52 AM
So, that's why she didn't complain about that metal bikini!
A toast to Stoogey!
That's a really weird compliment, nice ending for a funny comment.
Malice in the Palace
You should read Malice in Wonderland, the version Disney did not dare to produce, you wont really know that crazy cat until you read it.
MTFBWY
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usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
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date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 10:27 AM
Yoda faces speak louder than words. Don't blame me, I don't know what those faces are called.
May the Force be with us all! God bless!
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Darth Rex0 So be it....
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date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 10:48 AM
Nice one Stooge and kudos to everyone for keeping it clean.
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Mystery Limericist
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date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 10:49 AM
Do I detect some innuendo?
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 11:31 AM
when have i ever said a witty comment. ive got nothing but keep em coming. now back to my four day weekend without my brother. good thing states for xc are in nyc
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 11:44 AM
I guess Leia just had to be unmasked!
Yotoe. Yotoe.
I know that you don't claim to be a Fetted blogger...
And with one comment, GWJ kills three weeks worth of future jokes.
Impressive...
Head shots? I get nothing.
Well, I thank you.
Too bad I don't have a helping Han. I could use one
Not even gonna ask...
I've wasted all my cleverness on midterms.
As long as you acknowledge that it was wasted.
And there's me thinking I was the brilliant one.
As in shiny? Zing!
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 11:44 AM
You should read Malice in Wonderland
Read? That sounds tough.
Anyway, it was a Three Stooges reference...
Too bad Luke got the first swing.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy.
Really liked this one!
Why thanks!
Yoda faces speak louder than words.
And they never shut up.
Don't blame me, I don't know what those faces are called.
I think the term is "yodacon." Kinda like "defcon," but with Yoda.
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 11:45 AM
kudos to everyone for keeping it clean.
... um, have you read the comments?
Do I detect some innuendo?
Hey, it started out all innocent-like...
Just keeping it clean!!!
That's one!
good thing states for xc are in nyc
Uh, yeah, my thoughts exactly.
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The Moostafarian
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date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 11:58 AM
HaHaHa!!!!!!!!!!!
that was the best yet nice one stooge. keep em Comin
P.S. Do you know where da BothanBoys disappeared to i havent seen him in months
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TheBothanBoy The Curious Bothan's Life Size Blog Archive
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date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 12:13 PM
Greeeat joke Ol' Stoogey boy
I had a knock Knock joke sent to me on Star Wars I'll be sure to pass it on. "my friend says it will hopefully pass your laughometer Test"
Also
Im still here "The Moostafarian" ( Nice name) and everyone else
Im currently doing GCSE coursework so im not totally blogging but im still reading
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amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
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date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 12:18 PM
Nice one Stooge and kudos to everyone for keeping it clean.
Rex just completely ruined what I was going to say...
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pidluk Thermal Detonations
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date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 12:37 PM
Great joke and thanks for putting me in your blog roll, even though I've only written once.
There will be more, there will be.
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Pablo Wan
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date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 1:18 PM
Anyway, it was a Three Stooges reference...
So, there are three of you!, and me thinking you came up with so many good jokes all by yourself (Stooge 1).
Just kidding
BTW, i made up that Malice in Wonderland thing, It was meant to be a silly joke, but it didn't even make it as a silly joke
MTFBWY
P.S. Isn't It Ironic that we use Yoda's face as emoticons, when jedis are supposed to, you know, control their emotions (especially the case of the angry Yodacon).
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hansgirl3 Invoking the Squee
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date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 1:24 PM
Too bad I don't have a helping Han. I could use one
I've got a helping Han or two...
She was tired of beating around the Boushh!
Well, you know what they say about a Han in the Boushh...
Ok, I'm not going there... 
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Japanese Fett
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date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 1:59 PM
That was a good one stooge! HAHA!
Sayonara, & MTFBWY (-_-)
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 2:01 PM
Do you know where da BothanBoys disappeared to i havent seen him in months
Here he is:
I had a knock Knock joke sent to me on Star Wars I'll be sure to pass it on.
Please do! Meanwhile, I heard a good non-SW one recently:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Control Freak. Now YOU say "Control Freak who?"
...so either I'm just nasty or both our minds are in the gutter...
I know what my money's on.
Sweet joke man!
Thanks dude!
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 2:02 PM
Great joke and thanks for putting me in your blog roll, even though I've only written once.
Well, you're already Awesome By Association. Also, ya fit the theme!
Isn't It Ironic that we use Yoda's face as emoticons, when jedis are supposed to, you know, control their emotions (especially the case of the angry Yodacon).
That is a bit odd. Maybe it's all a test...
Ok, I'm not going there...
Um, last I checked, we're already there!
Shameless Blug Alert!
So that's what it feels like!
You go, Gahmah!
That was a good one stooge!
Thank Gahmah! 
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jkthunder Seven Pieces
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date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 3:48 PM
Nice one Stooge and kudos to everyone for keeping it clean.
Rex just completely ruined what I was going to say...
Ditto dat 
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jediholteh
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date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 7:19 PM
She was tired of beating around the Boushh!
Totally off-subject, but where the heck did someone get that saying anyways? I mean, how do you 'beat' around a bush? and why? Yeah, exactly. It makes no sense. It's kinda like "You let the cat out of the bag". Was the cat supposed to be a secret? Geez! Where the heck do these sayings come from? God.
By the way, nice joke. 
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 7:44 PM
hahahahaha~!
Ah, squiggly lines. I'll never tire of them.
ba-dum-bum (drums)
... still waiting for my cymbal crash.
Ditto dat
I've learned my lesson.
that joke could have gone x-rated SO easily...
And yet, here we are, whistling innocently...
We are just being considerate to Stooge and the padawans.
'Cuz I'm as sweet 'n' pure as the white wool on a three week-old lamb!
It's kinda like "You let the cat out of the bag". Was the cat supposed to be a secret?
No, the cat was supposed to die.
I know that's shocking, but it's time you learned the truth.
By the way, nice joke.
Thanks! 
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Jedi Master Mina Another Galaxy, another time
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date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 9:57 PM
...so either I'm just nasty or both our minds are in the gutter...
To boldly go where we always go...To the perv side of the Force.
And you can stop whistling now, my Court Jester!!
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janlomona Smugglers Rants
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date Posted: Nov 10, 2006 9:24 AM
Why was Princess Leia so eager to take off her bounty hunter disguise?
Because...
(sing it with me!)
"She wore an Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Gold and Brown Metal Bikini
That she wore for the first time today"
I'll get me coat...
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janlomona Smugglers Rants
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date Posted: Nov 10, 2006 9:25 AM
You know, I only get residuals when you use full body pictures of Slave Leia. Head shots? I get nothing.
Very true Oboe-Wan. I've met you and even my wife thinks you're cute!
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Nov 10, 2006 2:07 PM
And you can stop whistling now, my Court Jester!!
But I'm still at work! That's where I do my best whistlin'.
I'll get me coat...
Very true Oboe-Wan. I've met you and even my wife thinks you're cute!
... y'know, I think I only got what Oboe meant now... ha!
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FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
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date Posted: Nov 10, 2006 2:59 PM
How did I miss this one the day it premiered??? This is VERY funny!
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