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Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date posted: Nov 09, 2006 7:15 AM  |  updated: Nov 09, 2006 7:15 AM
Malice in the Palace
Why was Princess Leia so eager to take off her bounty hunter disguise?


She was tired of beating around the Boushh!

  MasterEcabob
The Last of the Lego Loving Jedi
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 7:17 AM
Cool fist post! (I hope)

Good Joke Stooge, keep em coming

MTFBWUA

:)
  darthlando22
The Starship Enterprise
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 7:21 AM
She was tired of beating around the Boushh!

Cool. Nice one Stoogey!

So tell me..........The Boushh or Jabba?
  MasterEcabob
The Last of the Lego Loving Jedi
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 7:24 AM
Darn, now I have to compete with an almighty Stooge blog, no one will even see my new Lego Blog. jk (or not ;))

MTFBWUA

:)
  Kenobi-fan
The Jundland Wastes Journal
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 7:58 AM
She was tired of beating around the Boushh!
She wasn't tired really, she just needed a helping Han...............WHOA!
ewanandhaydenfan5
I Have You Now!
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 8:07 AM
Woo-hoo! 5th post! ;)

Nice one, Stooge.

And K-fan, very PUN-NY!
  RiverTam
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 8:12 AM
So she could mislead and confoushh
Our Leia did dress up like Boushh,
But if Han wasn't blind,
I think he would find
That Boushh had a very fine toushh!
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 8:16 AM
Cool fist post! (I hope)

The early bird gets the worm! In this case, quite literally.

So tell me..........The Boushh or Jabba?

... eh?

Darn, now I have to compete with an almighty Stooge blog, no one will even see my new Lego Blog.

I saw it!

And "almighty" -- now that's a laugh!

She wasn't tired really, she just needed a helping Han...............WHOA!

Zing!

Y'know what they say... a blurred-vision Han in worth losin' the Boushh. (?)

Woo-hoo! 5th post!

:^O

That Boushh had a very fine toushh!

Love it! And in limerick form, too!
JediMelindaWolf
Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 8:18 AM
Stooge, I absolutely loved this one! I guess Leia just had to be unmasked!

:^O :D :^O

MTFBWY :)
  greenandwhitejedi
Bar 66
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 8:35 AM
I know that you don't claim to be a Fetted blogger, but you R2. I feel like I'm Owen you for all the laughs and aMaceing times we've had, especially because of the Darth of good jokes elsewhere. I don't think anyone is too young or too Wald to appreciate your humour (or indeed humor), and we may not have the time Moff our lives here, but it certainly brightens our days. On top of that, you also made me feel welcome when I was Nute to the site. Just so you know, there's no jealousy or Rancor between us, and were I not a man I would ask you to give us Zuckuss.

A toast to Stoogey! May the jokes never end Antilles gone!
  Oboe-Wan
Oboe-Wan's Hive of Scum & Villainy
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 8:41 AM
You know, I only get residuals when you use full body pictures of Slave Leia. Head shots? I get nothing. :D
leia19886
Someone get this big walking carpet out of my way ...
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 9:23 AM
Awesome again Stooge. Too bad I don't have a helping Han. I could use one
Leia 19886:p :) :_|
  jediprincess77
I Know...
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 9:29 AM
Ha!

Sorry, I've wasted all my cleverness on midterms.
nob01
Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 9:42 AM
There's no point in writing anything witty after greenandwhite's Comment of the Century.:^O
And there's me thinking I was the brilliant one.

So, good joke.
  Pablo Wan
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 9:52 AM
So, that's why she didn't complain about that metal bikini!

A toast to Stoogey!

That's a really weird compliment, nice ending for a funny comment.

Malice in the Palace

You should read Malice in Wonderland, the version Disney did not dare to produce, you wont really know that crazy cat until you read it.

MTFBWY
viagoangel2
Were Anakin and Padme' really one?
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 9:55 AM
She was tired of beating around the Boushh!:8}

she just needed a helping Han:O

Too bad Luke got the first swing.:p

Thanks for the smiles, Stooge.:)
  vadersgirl33
vadersgirl_reflections
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 10:13 AM
Good one, Stooge. Really liked this one!:D

vadersgirl33
  usetheforce19
MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 10:27 AM
:^O

Yoda faces speak louder than words. Don't blame me, I don't know what those faces are called.

May the Force be with us all! God bless!
Darth Rex0
So be it....
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 10:48 AM
Nice one Stooge and kudos to everyone for keeping it clean.
  Mystery Limericist
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 10:49 AM
Do I detect some innuendo?
jedilily1026
Years Matter Not (Gone Crazy...Be Back Soon)
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 11:31 AM
:D Just keeping it clean!!!
  zach starwalker
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 11:31 AM
when have i ever said a witty comment. ive got nothing but keep em coming. now back to my four day weekend without my brother. good thing states for xc are in nyc
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 11:44 AM
I guess Leia just had to be unmasked!

Yotoe. Yotoe.

I know that you don't claim to be a Fetted blogger...

And with one comment, GWJ kills three weeks worth of future jokes.

Impressive...

Head shots? I get nothing.

Well, I thank you. :D

Too bad I don't have a helping Han. I could use one

Not even gonna ask...

I've wasted all my cleverness on midterms.

As long as you acknowledge that it was wasted.

And there's me thinking I was the brilliant one.

As in shiny? Zing!
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 11:44 AM
You should read Malice in Wonderland

Read? That sounds tough.

Anyway, it was a Three Stooges reference... ;)

Too bad Luke got the first swing.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy.

Really liked this one!

Why thanks! :D

Yoda faces speak louder than words.

And they never shut up.

Don't blame me, I don't know what those faces are called.

I think the term is "yodacon." Kinda like "defcon," but with Yoda.
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 11:45 AM
kudos to everyone for keeping it clean.

... um, have you read the comments?

Do I detect some innuendo?

Hey, it started out all innocent-like... :)

Just keeping it clean!!!

That's one!

good thing states for xc are in nyc

Uh, yeah, my thoughts exactly.
  The Moostafarian
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 11:58 AM
HaHaHa!!!!!!!!!!!

that was the best yet nice one stooge. keep em Comin

P.S. Do you know where da BothanBoys disappeared to i havent seen him in months

  TheBothanBoy
The Curious Bothan's Life Size Blog Archive
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 12:13 PM
Greeeat joke Ol' Stoogey boy
I had a knock Knock joke sent to me on Star Wars I'll be sure to pass it on. "my friend says it will hopefully pass your laughometer Test"

Also
Im still here "The Moostafarian" ( Nice name) and everyone else

Im currently doing GCSE coursework so im not totally blogging but im still reading
amidalooine
The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 12:18 PM
Nice one Stooge and kudos to everyone for keeping it clean.

Rex just completely ruined what I was going to say...
amidalooine
The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 12:19 PM
...so either I'm just nasty or both our minds are in the gutter...
  Merryman-Lyon
A Wild Bantha Chase
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 12:33 PM
Sweet joke man!
  pidluk
Thermal Detonations
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 12:37 PM
Great joke and thanks for putting me in your blog roll, even though I've only written once. :8}

There will be more, there will be.
  Pablo Wan
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 1:18 PM
Anyway, it was a Three Stooges reference...

So, there are three of you!, and me thinking you came up with so many good jokes all by yourself (Stooge 1).

Just kidding :D

BTW, i made up that Malice in Wonderland thing, It was meant to be a silly joke, but it didn't even make it as a silly joke :(

MTFBWY

P.S. Isn't It Ironic that we use Yoda's face as emoticons, when jedis are supposed to, you know, control their emotions (especially the case of the angry Yodacon).
hansgirl3
Invoking the Squee
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 1:24 PM
Too bad I don't have a helping Han. I could use one

I've got a helping Han or two... ;)

She was tired of beating around the Boushh!

Well, you know what they say about a Han in the Boushh...

Ok, I'm not going there... :D
  gahmah80
Gahmah's Lair of Trauma (Blog Closed Due to Inability to Renew Hyperspace Account)
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 1:49 PM
  Japanese Fett
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 1:59 PM
That was a good one stooge! HAHA!:^O

Sayonara, & MTFBWY (-_-)
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 2:01 PM
Do you know where da BothanBoys disappeared to i havent seen him in months

Here he is:

I had a knock Knock joke sent to me on Star Wars I'll be sure to pass it on.

Please do! Meanwhile, I heard a good non-SW one recently:

Knock Knock
Who's there?

Control Freak. Now YOU say "Control Freak who?"

...so either I'm just nasty or both our minds are in the gutter...

I know what my money's on. :p

Sweet joke man!

Thanks dude!
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 2:02 PM
Great joke and thanks for putting me in your blog roll, even though I've only written once.

Well, you're already Awesome By Association. Also, ya fit the theme! ;)

Isn't It Ironic that we use Yoda's face as emoticons, when jedis are supposed to, you know, control their emotions (especially the case of the angry Yodacon).

That is a bit odd. Maybe it's all a test...

Ok, I'm not going there...

Um, last I checked, we're already there!

Shameless Blug Alert!

So that's what it feels like! :^O

You go, Gahmah!

That was a good one stooge!

Thank Gahmah! ;)
  safetyjedigirl
safetyjedigirls sith teachings!
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 2:08 PM
hahahahaha~! love it~! :^O
  GalacticBabe
I Have a Bad Feeling About This!
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 3:37 PM
ba-dum-bum (drums)

last I checked, we're already there! It's delicious being on the Pervy side of the Force!;)
jkthunder
Seven Pieces
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 3:48 PM
Nice one Stooge and kudos to everyone for keeping it clean.

Rex just completely ruined what I was going to say...


Ditto dat :p
DJ Maul: Got Feet?
DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 6:59 PM
that joke could have gone x-rated SO easily... ]:)



leia19886
Someone get this big walking carpet out of my way ...
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 7:12 PM
That joke could have gone x-rated SO easily ]:) I think it did in every one's mind.
We are just being considerate to Stooge and the padawans.
Leia
  jediholteh
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 7:19 PM
She was tired of beating around the Boushh!

Totally off-subject, but where the heck did someone get that saying anyways? I mean, how do you 'beat' around a bush? and why? Yeah, exactly. It makes no sense. It's kinda like "You let the cat out of the bag". Was the cat supposed to be a secret? Geez! Where the heck do these sayings come from? God.

By the way, nice joke. :D
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 7:44 PM
hahahahaha~!

Ah, squiggly lines. I'll never tire of them.

ba-dum-bum (drums)

... still waiting for my cymbal crash.

Ditto dat

I've learned my lesson. :D

that joke could have gone x-rated SO easily...

And yet, here we are, whistling innocently...

We are just being considerate to Stooge and the padawans.

'Cuz I'm as sweet 'n' pure as the white wool on a three week-old lamb!

It's kinda like "You let the cat out of the bag". Was the cat supposed to be a secret?

No, the cat was supposed to die.

I know that's shocking, but it's time you learned the truth.

By the way, nice joke.

Thanks! ;)
Jedi Master Mina
Another Galaxy, another time
date Posted: Nov 09, 2006 9:57 PM
...so either I'm just nasty or both our minds are in the gutter...

To boldly go where we always go...To the perv side of the Force. :D

And you can stop whistling now, my Court Jester!! ;)
  janlomona
Smugglers Rants
date Posted: Nov 10, 2006 9:24 AM
Why was Princess Leia so eager to take off her bounty hunter disguise?

Because...

(sing it with me!)

"She wore an Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Gold and Brown Metal Bikini
That she wore for the first time today"



I'll get me coat...
  janlomona
Smugglers Rants
date Posted: Nov 10, 2006 9:25 AM
You know, I only get residuals when you use full body pictures of Slave Leia. Head shots? I get nothing.

Very true Oboe-Wan. I've met you and even my wife thinks you're cute!
:p
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Nov 10, 2006 2:07 PM
And you can stop whistling now, my Court Jester!!

But I'm still at work! That's where I do my best whistlin'.

I'll get me coat...

:^O

Very true Oboe-Wan. I've met you and even my wife thinks you're cute!

... y'know, I think I only got what Oboe meant now... ha!
  FAN4YRS
A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Nov 10, 2006 2:59 PM
How did I miss this one the day it premiered??? This is VERY funny!
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