After Qui-Gon and Vader expired
They burned on a funeral pyre
But still, it's so wrong
That Luke penned the song
"Jawas Roasting on an Open Fire"


And since 'tis the season, Special Guest Limericist Darth Draconius chimes in with this hearty dose of Christmas cheer:

In Star Wars if Yoda is Santa,
The red suit looks cute, that I'll grant ya
But since there's no reindeer
To handle the sleigh here
Imagine the reigns on a bantha!

Thanks DD!