While fighting off droids on Naboo
The Gungans road fearsome kaadu
But during the battle
They noticed their cattle
Would roar like a broken kazoo


But who needs Nubian wildlife when we have today's Special Guest Limericist, MomOf2YoungPadawan, who chimes in with a warning for a Star Wars celeb!

With less than four months 'till C4,
Just can't wait to head out the door;
To L.A. we'll flee,
We'll giggle and squee,
And tackle Hayden to the floor!!


Remember kids: it's all fun and games until someone gets a restraining order.