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Star Wars Joke-A-Day

by: The Stooge

date posted: Feb 02, 2007 6:35 AM

Limerick Friday!

While fighting off droids on Naboo
The Gungans road fearsome kaadu
But during the battle
They noticed their cattle
Would roar like a broken kazoo

But who needs Nubian wildlife when we have today's Special Guest Limericist, MomOf2YoungPadawan, who chimes in with a warning for a Star Wars celeb!

With less than four months 'till C4,
Just can't wait to head out the door;
To L.A. we'll flee,
We'll giggle and squee,
And tackle Hayden to the floor!!

Remember kids: it's all fun and games until someone gets a restraining order.

http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/277

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	vadersgirl33 vadersgirl_reflections
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 7:03 AM Great limericks, Stooge and MO2YP! Especially liked the second one Hayden is in trouble with the SW women bloggers vadersgirl33

	hansgirl3 Invoking the Squee
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 7:18 AM Love it, love it! and with MO2YP's we can just "enter appropriate celeb here" in the last line! tee hee Great job both of you!!!

greenandwhitejedi
Bar 66

date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 7:23 AM

Y'know, Stooge, I've got a free weekend; do you fancy forming a crime-solving duo? Don't worry, television leads me to believe that even though you have another, completely unrelated occupation and no professional training, you will, if anything, be better at solving crimes than the actual polis. I'll get the doughnuts or something.

Our first case: The mystery of how MO2YP writes such good limericks!

	Kenobi-fan The Jundland Wastes Journal
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 7:28 AM While fighting off droids on Naboo The Gungans road fearsome kaadu But during the battle They noticed their cattle Would roar like a broken kazoo ----con't----- I don't mean to be boring But let me add this warning The field may be littered with poodoo.

	Captain Peabody
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 7:54 AM Excellent Limericks, Stooge and Momof2YoungPadawan! Though I'm a little wary of the second one......seems a little violent.

	vadersgirl33 vadersgirl_reflections
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 8:01 AM The field may be littered with poodoo. Just make sure your shoes are clean when you enter the house vadersgirl33

	WifeofVader Tales from the Death Star
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 8:06 AM Let the mud and jello wrestling begin! Great ones today guys! Have a wonderful weekend....

	TheBothanBoy The Curious Bothan's Life Size Blog Archive
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 8:14 AM Thanks Stooge and thanks for the contribution MO2YP Have a great weekend folks. and girls please restrain from tackling Hayden to the floor he is very sensitive

	ewanandhaydenfan5 I Have You Now!
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 8:37 AM And tackle Hayden to the floor!! You know we will! LMAO! Brilliant limericks, guys!

	jedilily1026 Years Matter Not (Gone Crazy...Be Back Soon)
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 8:48 AM And tackle Hayden to the floor!! Let the mud and jello wrestling begin! My sentiments exactly. LOL

	Kenobi-fan The Jundland Wastes Journal
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 8:58 AM And tackle Hayden to the floor!! Don't trip over the cables leading to the monitor. I'd hate to see anyone get hurt. I forget, which country was he addressing the C3 crowd from? Nice limerick, MO2YP!

MomOf2YoungPadawan
Mamadala's Lair

date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 9:06 AM

Thanks for all the kudos, fellow bloggers

!

Let the mud and jello wrestling begin! I think we were saving that for the LIWLA vs. LILWL cage match, weren't we??

Your first one was great, Stooge! The field may be littered with poodoo.... MAY? I'd think that would be a given! Peeeeewwsa!!

(I always wanted to use the nauseated-looking yodaemoticon! Thanks for giving me the opportunity, K-Fan!!!)

	Star Wars fan JC
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 9:08 AM And tackle Hayden to the floor! Haha! I wish I was going, that would be a really funny sight! 50 women tackle Hayden Maybe they will show it on TV. ~JC~

	Corterville Yoda's House of Pancakes
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 9:31 AM I feel it is really important For me to be the informant Guys, try if you might But there'll be a big fight If you tackle Natalie Portman

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 9:40 AM Let the mud and jello wrestling begin! I think we were saving that for the LIWLA vs. LILWL cage match, weren't we?? Excellent, this is still on then. Marvelous limericks the both of you, good to know some restraint will be shown at C IV.

	Rogueish W.I.E.R.D.
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 9:45 AM While C4s bunch of groupies Could bring the celebration to its knees I'll simply stay here and not wander And Stooge's blog-roll I'll ponder By jove I've got it, it's all about trees!

	Rogueish W.I.E.R.D.
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 9:46 AM By the way, what the heck is Jar Jar doing with his hands!??!!

	DarthBC A bounty hunter, a sith, and a do-good jedi
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 9:49 AM Awesome as always!! I do wish i could go to C4 though.....

Jedi Master Mina
Another Galaxy, another time

date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 9:51 AM

And tackle Hayden to the floor!!

Scuse me, BUT you have it ALL wrong...{ahem}...It's tackle LUKE to the floor.

Let the mud and jello wrestling begin! I think we were saving that for the LIWLA vs. LILWL cage match, weren't we??
Excellent, this is still on then.

BRING IT ON!! I'm ready. I've been pumping iron in the gym!!

...good to know some restraint will be shown at C IV.

I don't think so....

Loved the limerick MO2YP and my Stoogy!!

	viagoangel2 Were Anakin and Padme' really one?
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 9:53 AM Whoo-Hoo! Holy Glow Worms and Lightsabers!!! Those were Awesome!!! Good job, Stooge and ~MO2YP~!! The LILWA's won't fight, We'll share and squee in delight, With plenty of oils and feathers to spare, He'll be loving on us like a sweet teddy bear, and begging us to continue into the twilight!

	WifeofVader Tales from the Death Star
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 10:14 AM By the way, what the heck is Jar Jar doing with his hands!??!! Well... um.... The LILWA's won't fight, We'll share and squee in delight, With plenty of oils and feathers to spare, He'll be loving on us like a sweet teddy bear, and begging us to continue into the twilight! Oh, behave! Nice limmerick though, V2. I cherish the thought!

	leia19886 Someone get this big walking carpet out of my way ...
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 10:16 AM LOL Stooge & MO2YP!! So, the ladies are going to tackle Hayden to the floor. Wish I could see that So, are the men going to tackle Natile to the floor? Or it it Leia that they want to tackle Have fun. Stooge have an awesome weekend.

	Corterville Yoda's House of Pancakes
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 10:16 AM With plenty of oils and feathers to spare, He'll be loving on us like a sweet teddy bear I think I'll change my name to Hayden. You forgot the whip cream and handcuffs, though

	vadersgirl33 vadersgirl_reflections
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 10:30 AM The LILWA's won't fight We'll share and squee with delight YES!!!!!! . Let the squee begin!! vadersgirl33

	gold5 I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 10:34 AM Remember kids: it's all fun and games until someone gets a restraining order. And you all know who you are. Though we may find all of the attendee hyperspace members on that order. We all know George already has his eye on stooge.

	jediprincess77 I Know...
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 10:36 AM Stooge, I would normally tell you how great your lim was, except I'm too absorbed in the thought of just exactly how I'd tackle Hayden. He'd never recover. Perhaps physically, but the emotional impact will haunt him the rest of his beautiful, beautiful life. (I give really intense tackle-hugs.) Has everyone forgotten about the big game??? GO BEARS!!!!!

	leia19886 Someone get this big walking carpet out of my way ...
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 11:02 AM I'll second the Go Bears as long as the game is a good one. I don't like blow outs. As for Hayden, I'm bummed. His new movie is not playing in my town. I'll bet you I have to wait for it to come out on Netfilxs

	DJ Maul: Got Feet? DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 11:14 AM good job both of you. is hayden actually coming to C4? has there been an announcement I missed? Im hoping we get a good list of celebs coming, I have a few more autographs to collect LOL.

	WifeofVader Tales from the Death Star
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 11:28 AM Has everyone forgotten about the big game??? GO BEARS!!!!! Indeed! Let's hope for a fantastic game... the Colts (unfortunately) are favoured by 7... I'm with Stoogie on this one though. GO BEARS!

	Corterville Yoda's House of Pancakes
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 11:34 AM Bears vs. Colts...Budweiser should make one of those commercials with the animals playing in a pasture. Go Colts!!! Which reminds me: How do you keep DA BEARS out of your backyard? Put up goal posts! Bring on the hate mail

	Jedi Arwen Skywalker
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 11:47 AM Which reminds me: How do you keep DA BEARS out of your backyard? Put up goal posts! Oh, you are SO dead! Loved both Limericks, but specially MO2YP's! Have fun guys! Just try to not get arrested!

	jediprincess77 I Know...
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 11:47 AM Bring on the hate mail It's already on its way... By the way, have you ever heard of a guy...oh, what's his name?...Robbie Gould!

	clonetrooper548
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 11:52 AM Very well I'll try feebly whispers "go bears" Good limericks Stooge and MO2YP. As far as tackling Christen Hayden I think hes gonna have a escort of something big

	Captain Peabody
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 12:06 PM Wow.... it seems that the starwars blogosphere is turning into an almost universal colt-free zone; aren't there any loyal Indiananites out there? Any colt fans at all? (and to those who ask how I came to posess such an amazing amount of knowledge about superbowl XLI, I have but one word: Wikipedia. 'nuff said)

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 12:06 PM

Especially liked the second one

I had a feeling it'd be popular...

and with MO2YP's we can just "enter appropriate celeb here" in the last line!

And that way it works for all genders!

Y'know, Stooge, I've got a free weekend; do you fancy forming a crime-solving duo?

Crud, this weekend sucks. Superbowl and all.

television leads me to believe that even though you have another, completely unrelated occupation and no professional training, you will, if anything, be better at solving crimes than the actual polis.

So true! Except for Columbo... he was an actual cop.

Remember Columbo!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 12:06 PM

The field may be littered with poodoo.

Actually, I have on good authority that the Gungans fed their steeds a diet consisting only of of bananas and rice.

Though I'm a little wary of the second one......seems a little violent.

Since when has that been a problem?

Let the mud and jello wrestling begin!

Jello actually has a chocolate pudding mix -- wouldn't that just be the best of both worlds?

and girls please restrain from tackling Hayden to the floor he is very sensitive

Yeah, he was weepin' all over the place in Episodes II and III.

You know we will!

My sentiments exactly.

The ladies are coming out in force, people!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 12:06 PM

I forget, which country was he addressing the C3 crowd from?

It all makes so much sense now!

I think we were saving that for the LIWLA vs. LILWL cage match, weren't we??

Ah, good to see that some traditions shall never be forgotten...

*50 women tackle Hayden* Maybe they will show it on TV.

Or at the very least, YouTube.

Guys, try if you might
But there'll be a big fight
If you tackle Natalie Portman

Damn you and your excellent limericks! How can I blacklist you if you put out stuff like this?

good to know some restraint will be shown at C IV.

You're an optimist. I like that.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 12:07 PM

By jove I've got it, it's all about trees!

A-yup!
But why? If ya can figure out why I chose this theme for this week, I will... be very impressed.

By the way, what the heck is Jar Jar doing with his hands!??!!

Ahoy!

I do wish i could go to C4 though.....

Don't give up hope -- start hitchhiking now!

Scuse me, BUT you have it ALL wrong...{ahem}...It's tackle LUKE to the floor.

Ladies, ladies, there's plenty of tackling for everyone!

and begging us to continue into the twilight!

Oh MY!

So, are the men going to tackle Natile to the floor? Or it it Leia that they want to tackle

This is, undoubtedly, the great debate of our age.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 12:08 PM

Stooge have an awesome weekend.

Thanks! You too!

I think I'll change my name to Hayden. You forgot the whip cream and handcuffs, though

No, I didn't they're right--

... or perhaps I've said too much...

We all know George already has his eye on stooge.

Ha!
Man, one little voodoo doll and everyone gets legal on my arse...

Has everyone forgotten about the big game??? GO BEARS!!!!!

I haven't! Go BEARS!!!

I don't like blow outs.

Normally I prefer a close game, too... but in this case, I'm willing to make an exception. Providing the Bears come out on top, of course.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 12:09 PM

As for Hayden, I'm bummed. His new movie is not playing in my town.

Don't be too bummed. I haven't been hearing great things.

is hayden actually coming to C4? has there been an announcement I missed?

Nah -- file this under wishful thinking. For now.

the Colts (unfortunately) are favoured by 7... I'm with Stoogie on this one though. GO BEARS!

Woo hoo! Go Wifey!
And I seem to recall the Saints also being given the edge...

Budweiser should make one of those commercials with the animals playing in a pasture.

Good idea! I'd be shocked if there aren't any commercials which capitalize on that gag...

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 12:12 PM

Bring on the hate mail

You're thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis close to a temp-blacklisting, dude! Don't push it!

Just try to not get arrested!

Boooooooo -- what's the fun in that?

By the way, have you ever heard of a guy...oh, what's his name?...Robbie Gould!

Heh heh heh heh heh...

Very well I'll try *feebly whispers "go bears"*

[sidious]Gooooooooooooooooooood.[/sidious]

As far as tackling Christen Hayden I think hes gonna have a escort of something big

Maybe he'll just wear a Stormie helmet, though.

aren't there any loyal Indiananites out there? Any colt fans at all?

Maybe they've all be blacklisted...

	anigirl3
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 12:19 PM I'm unable to go to CIV, so would somebody please mail Hayden to New Jersey so that I can take care of that tackling?

	lordvader991
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 12:38 PM fearsome kaadu If you say so...

RC-6035 "Nova"

date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 12:56 PM

Jello actually has a chocolate pudding mix -- wouldn't that just be the best of both worlds?
I second the motion! Just pop on by my school and raid the side dish area of the cafeteria--we've got plenty for all to get thouroughly splattered with brown glop.

Maybe they've all be blacklisted..
Erm... Go Colts? *cringes in fear of life*

Excellent limericks, Stooge and MO2YP!

Au revoir, mon amis!

superslinger2006

date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 12:56 PM

Stooge, I got this thing and your last joke (the buzz heh)

Though I'm a little wary of the second one......seems a little violent.
And of too much exclusivity.

Though we may find all of the attendee hyperspace members on that order.
Oh, and none of the poor people without Hyperspace compatibility (membership), eh?! (I'm one of them you know!

)

By the way, what the heck is Jar Jar doing with his hands!??!!
Trying. To swing. The thing.
It's heavy you know. I mean, I never used one of those. They're much too explosive.

I have but one word: Wikipedia.
My user page there has too much alleged secrets of mine.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 1:30 PM

would somebody please mail Hayden to New Jersey so that I can take care of that tackling?

Sounds like a lot of postage...

If you say so...

Uh, I guess I do.

Just pop on by my school and raid the side dish area of the cafeteria--

That's awfully far to go just to get some pudding.

Stooge, I got this thing and your last joke (the buzz heh)

What thing?

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 1:32 PM this is what i think of football the musics crappy and after you watch every clip it gets really annoying. oh and good limericks. i ran out since that last bunch

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 1:32 PM this is what i think of football the musics crappy and after you watch every clip it gets really annoying. oh and good limericks. i ran out since that last bunch

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 2:30 PM Poor Hayden. I'm glad I'm a dude.

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 2:31 PM (Sexy Back Starts) Man, I hate that song!

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