BEARS LOST!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My sister says they played like Ewoks. And I said, "Hey, just because when you play horseshoes with Uncle Hugh you get one on your head doesn't mean the rest of us want to have one there."

I know, lame.

WTFMGY, GWBY.

P.S. Nice joke.

Great one, Stooge! Thanks for bringing a warm smile in all this freezing weather!

MTFBWY, and Happy 30th Anniversary!

Were did they get them washed?

.......Chalmun' Cleana's
I know,I know.....Bad Joke.

Great joke...but no clever response for you today. It's nearing 30 below with wind over here and you expect me to think? Plus, I'm a little emotionally drained...

Great stuff. It's really weird dealing with two Chewbaccas.

Good joke, Stoogie! Can you send warm thoughts over this way?? It's tooo darn cold on this side of the country!! (((shivers))). Thanks, Stooge!

vadersgirl33

Bed Bith & Beyond!
An old Bith Proverb: Blowing your horn in bed is never a good idea.

Coming Soon To A Mall Far Far Away....

I Hear The Owner Also Opened A Best Bith For All Electronic Needs

It's really weird dealing with two Chewbaccas.

Speaking of Chewie, I heard on the radio this morning that a man dressed in a Chewbacca outfit was arrested for harrassing tourists outside Mann's Chinese Theater. Apparently he was touching people and making foul remarks. Bad Chewie!!!

Bed Bith & Beyond!
Really got laugh out of this one!!!

An old Bith Proverb: Blowing your horn in bed is never a good idea. OH MY!!

Very punny!!

...and they care for their pasty, white skin with products from Bith & Body Works...

Bed, Bith and Beyond my favorate store for bed sheets
Nice one

Sadly, Gold Leader never got to shop in Bed, Bith and Beyond.
Whenever he considered it, a voice in his ear said "Stay in target."

Any joke involving the Modal Nodes is a winner in my book, Stooge - hoorah for our side!

Bith & Body Works
. Nice pun!!

vadersgirl33

I hear they get their wings, burgers, onion rings and fries at Bithers!

.... Ohhh, and don't forget their hot coffee spot....

Starbiths!

(Sorry, stole that one from DPM)!

I hear they get their wings, burgers, onion rings and fries at Bithers!

They also get their choice of drink's Bithweiser, Bith Light, or Bith Select and on very rare occassions Bith Adams..

That's where I got my boga noga scented candle!

That's where I got my boga noga scented candle!

Ahh yes, Bithkee Candle's!

Great way to start the week, Stooge! *applause, whistle*

So many puns, so little time....!

I am thaying "ith" a lot today becauth ith tho darn cold on this thide of the country! (can you thay -25 degreeth wind thill?) SON OF A BITH!! LOL!!!!

That's it, Stoogey, pretend we don't care about the game. Don't even talk about it. Lull them into a false sense of security. And then, just when they are at their most comfortable, sleeping, exhausted from drinking the sweet, sweet nectar of unjust victory, we sneak in...and draw male genitals on their faces with permanent marker!
And then we steal the Trophy. But genitals first.

Bed Bith & Beyond
Bith & Body Works
Very punny!!
Good ones!

we sneak in...and draw male genitals on their faces with permanent marker!

Ah...poor, deluded g&wjedi...Peyton Manning would just take your artwork and find a way to make a riotously funny and effective commercial about it...

But it's the thought that counts, right?

Good joke, Stoogie! Can you send warm thoughts over this way?? It's tooo darn cold on this side of the country!! (((shivers))). Thanks, Stooge!

so im not he only one where its 15 below. unfortunately my school was not one of the ones cancelled yesterday for today.

Very funny! I've got a friend who would appreciate that. I'll have to pass it along.

Sorry about those Bears..... surprisingly, my Dad handled it very well....... Makes me a little nervous to be honest......

Looks like all my east coast brethren are under the cold spell as well...time to lock up the brass monkeys boys!

Good one Stooge, but I am stumped for a Bithy, er PITHY reply...

But it's the thought that counts, right?

No, it's the cartoon phalluses that count, although the thought is also an important component of the process. Besides, what's he going to to advertise? Sharpies? Viagra?

Great stuff. It's really weird dealing with two Chewbaccas.
Hey............I was here first(mumbles....this time)
LOL LOL LOL

My sister says they played like Ewoks.

Um... the Ewoks won...

I know,I know.....Bad Joke.

Yours or mine?

Thanks for bringing a warm smile in all this freezing weather!

Having lived in Chicago for a couple of decades, I have some advice: stay indoors, drink hot liquids, and then move to Mexico.

Plus, I'm a little emotionally drained...

I hear ya. :l

Pacers will never be NBA champs.

I don't follow the NBA much, but didn't they win it all a few years back?

It's really weird dealing with two Chewbaccas.

But which one is the Clonebacca?

Can you send warm thoughts over this way??

I'll do my best, but they'll probably freeze by the time they reach ya.

An old Bith Proverb: Blowing your horn in bed is never a good idea.

Oh no he di'int!

I Hear The Owner Also Opened A Best Bith For All Electronic Needs

Not a Circuit Bithy?

Oh no, now you've got me doing it!

I heard on the radio this morning that a man dressed in a Chewbacca outfit was arrested

Yeah, kinda old news on these here blogs...

Really got laugh out of this one!!!

I'm as surprised as you are!

Very punny!!

I'll take what I can get.

...and they care for their pasty, white skin with products from Bith & Body Works...

Y'mean people really buy stuff from there?

Bed, Bith and Beyond my favorate store for bed sheets

Hee hee... you said "sheet."

Whenever he considered it, a voice in his ear said "Stay in target."

Zing!

I hear they get their wings, burgers, onion rings and fries at Bithers!

Starbiths!
(Sorry, stole that one from DPM)!

Waitasec -- who do I blame, you or DPM?

They also get their choice of drink's Bithweiser, Bith Light, or Bith Select

That seals it... all blame rests squarely on his shoulders.

And what about Bith Ice? That stuff even made anymore?

That's where I got my boga noga scented candle!

But dude, now I can't use that joke of yours!

Ahh yes, Bithkee Candle's!

Oh dear, what have we done...

I am thaying "ith" a lot today becauth ith tho darn cold on this thide of the country!

Well, you'd have better luck if you stopped licking those streetlights.

And then, just when they are at their most comfortable, sleeping, exhausted from drinking the sweet, sweet nectar of unjust victory, we sneak in...

Though I refuse to quote your full statement, I do like the way you think.

At last we shall have revenge...

Good ones!

But they're the same!

...Peyton Manning would just take your artwork and find a way to make a riotously funny and effective commercial about it...

Okay, what is up with all this Manning worship? He aint exactly Mister Wonderful.

unfortunately my school was not one of the ones cancelled yesterday for today.

Did ya have to walk three miles in the snow, uphill both ways?

Sorry about those Bears..... surprisingly, my Dad handled it very well.......

We Chicagoans handle disappointment well.

I am stumped for a Bithy, er PITHY reply...

Ahoy! You always seem to pull one out!

No, it's the cartoon phalluses that count

Ha!

Besides, what's he going to to advertise? Sharpies? Viagra?

Sharpies in need of Viagra?

chewies in trouble

We covered this, methinks.

Hey............I was here first

Yeah, but Mr. 4YRS has a good ten months of blogging experience on ya.
If only they had an avatar of Chewie wearing Boba's helmet -- that'd be perfect for ya!

unfortunately my school was not one of the ones cancelled yesterday for today.

Did ya have to walk three miles in the snow, uphill both ways?

no but my bus did go off the road before it picked me up and went into lake. the ice helped stop it but still a bus was in a lake.maybe it was what caused this

Don't forget J. C. Bithy's

Bed Bith & Beyond!
Bith blood?

Bed Bith & Beyond!



Maybe they can get me a universal remote, I kinda chucked mine at the TV and it broke. Come to think of it, I might need a new TV too.



PS Rex Grossman for MVP!

This was too cute, Stooge. Between you and nob01, I'll be laughing all week long!!!!


MTFBWY

Looks like all my east coast brethren are under the cold spell as well

You got that right.


BEARS LOST!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hey calm down, baseball season is on the way.

Sorry to disappoint Stooge but nothing witty today. I am all Bithed out. But don't fear. Why? I don't know. O and the joky was okey dokey. And really good.

Bed Bith & Beyond! Because the 400 thread count felt oh-so-soft against their........um......instruments.

Bears Lost.....*cries*. Ok, I'm good now...

Nice pun Stooge! And some great additions.

They also shop at BJ's Wholesale Club for all their bulk needs. ya know, "Biths & Jawas".

Bed Bith & Beyond!

And it's opponents Bith and Body Works and Bithens and Things

You should all move down here. It is currently 81 out. Gotta love the desert.

no but my bus did go off the road before it picked me up and went into lake.

I'm assuming you're joking, right?

Don't forget J. C. Bithy's

Oh, I won't... now.

Bith blood?

You must be thinking of Dead Bith & Beyond.

Maybe they can get me a universal remote, I kinda chucked mine at the TV and it broke.

I hear ya. I'm just waiting for the day my kid finally manages to crack it.

PS Rex Grossman for MVP!

Even I wouldn't go that far.

Between you and nob01, I'll be laughing all week long!!!!

Ah, c'mon, it's all him.

Hey calm down, baseball season is on the way.

Yeah! Time for another round of obnoxious Cardinals cheerleading!

I am all Bithed out.

I am right there with ya!

Because the 400 thread count felt oh-so-soft against their........um......instruments.

Ahoy!

They also shop at BJ's Wholesale Club for all their bulk needs. ya know, "Biths &
Jawas".

Our favorite species... together at last.

Bithens and Things

Ha! Good one!

It is currently 81 out. Gotta love the desert.

It was around that in LA... and no humidity!

Jewish Biths donate to the B'nai Bith.




I feel so loved and accepted today! Cyberhugs for everyone!

Bithweiser, Bith Light, Bith Select...

***gagging noise*** Oh please! Those cheap beers are horrible. They give me "Bither Beer Face."