Well, THAT sucked!

the GalactiVac 4000!

Bring one to C4 and you gotta sale!

the GalactiVac 4000!

I guess the ewoks saved all of their most advanced technology for hut cleaning.

I'll stop laughing now. Think I can get one?


Good one Stooge!

MTFBWY

Aah, yes. Oldest salesman-trick in the book, that.

when will they ever go out of buisness. ive already got the 3000 and the 2000

for once things havent been edited

Yes! Another GalactiVac 4000 joke!

I'll give ya 3000 credits to take that GalactiVac 4000 off of your hands.

May the Force be with us all! God bless!

Yippee...Knock knock jokes...

The new and improved GalactiVac 4000 also comes with NO air filters. Just plug it in, turn it on and vacuum. All the while, the dirt is Lost in Space...Or is that sucked out to space?

Happy Sunday Stoogey.

"Here, allow me to sprinkle a little ground up trooper onto the hut floor... now watch..."

Hey, here's a funny thing, Wicket's father is called Deej.

AAAHHH! It's back! For the last time, NO! I don't want to buy your vacuum! :P

Vacum cleaner jokes!!
they are as bad as jokes about the Fuller Brush Man

BTW--Shrek the Third was funny. saw it yesterday.

I just purchased the GalactiVac 4000--the suction is out of this world!!!
Great one Stooge.

Here, allow me to sprinkle a little ground up trooper onto the hut floor... now watch..."
You're a natural Nob.


Shrek the Third was funny.
Good to know Leia19886

Darn, I just bought a 3000 model.....

Yeah, I heard even the Dyson guy switched to the GalactiVac! "I just think things should work properly."

C3PO: Well, they are speaking a most peculiar dialect, but I believe they think I am some kind of vacuum cleaner.

Good joke.

It didn't help that when I read 'logray' I thought it was 'log-ray' instead of 'lo-gray'.
And then I expected the joke would be ewok based. Which seems reasonable to me.

Does Logray have a surname?

That's a logreat joke.

Are you going to have some of those at CIV? Maybe you could do a demonstration

Great joke, Stooge!

Just a few more days!!!!!

Are you going to have some of those at CIV? Maybe you could do a demonstration

Great joke, Stooge!

Just a few more days!!!!!

If the war in the Mushroom Kingdom should be won by Bowser's forces, there can be no doubt that Mario will be tried as a war criminal. All those Goombas...just going about their business as childrens entertainers and cancer researchers...the life crushed out of them...Is there no end to his bloodlust!

...for the Ewoks, the GalactiVac 4000 is a personal hygiene appliance...

If the war in the Mushroom Kingdom should be won by Bowser's forces, there can be no doubt that Mario will be tried as a war criminal. All those Goombas...just going about their business as childrens entertainers and cancer researchers...the life crushed out of them...Is there no end to his bloodlust!

um from what i gather either that was the most random thing you could think of OR you just got annihilated playing the new mario party game

Warning: The Galactivac may suck up unwanted objects. Please do not use this product while using horse tranqulizers. If you experience nausia, heartburn, rugburn, third-degree burn or death, please consult your phisition and ask if Galactivac isn't for you. This product is non-refundable. So, buy it now!

Hey, I'm the first person to have two "comments of the week"!

That was one "Wicket" joke.

Low-grade suction got you down?

What exactly is that supposed to mean??

Nice Lim! Not low-grade at all.

^That should have said Nice Joke^... I'm thinking it's Friday... time to get some sleep!

Hey, here's a funny thing, Wicket's father is called Deej.


OMG.... You're RIGHT!





Shodu told me she was on the pill, I swear....

Shodu told me she was on the pill, I swear....

Looks like I'm not the only one who goes to bed with a teddy bear each night...

Well, THAT sucked!

Kickin' it off in style!

Bring one to C4 and you gotta sale!

Alas, I'm not licensed as an exhibitor.
(Then again, I'm also not licensed as an exhibitionist, but that's never stopped me.)

I guess the ewoks saved all of their most advanced technology for hut cleaning.

"So easy -- even an ewok can do it!"

Think I can get one?

I imagine so, but I can't tell ya how. Wait around for those door-to-door salesmen, I suppose.

Aah, yes. Oldest salesman-trick in the book, that.

I know! And yet I keep falling for it, time and again.

when will they ever go out of buisness.

So long as there's a speck of dust in the universe, their mission shall live on!

for once things havent been edited

It's like the opening shot of Touch of Evil...

I'll give ya 3000 credits to take that GalactiVac 4000 off of your hands.

Republic credits? Republic credits are no good here, I need something more real.

Just plug it in, turn it on and vacuum. All the while, the dirt is Lost in Space...

Franchise-crossing Alert!

"Here, allow me to sprinkle a little ground up trooper onto the hut floor... now watch..."

[reverendjim]... wait a minute, I sell encyclopedias![/reverendjim]

AAAHHH! It's back! For the last time, NO!

Reminds me of high school...

they are as bad as jokes about the Fuller Brush Man

... huh?

BTW--Shrek the Third was funny.

I hope to see it... I'm way behind. Still have yet to see Spidey. But I did see Waitress, which is totally worth recommending!

I just purchased the GalactiVac 4000--the suction is out of this world!!!

You talkin' about the vacuum... or this joke?

Darn, I just bought a 3000 model.....

I hope ya got a discount!

I heard even the Dyson guy switched to the GalactiVac! "I just think things should work properly."

Ha! That'll wipe that smug grin off his face!

C3PO: Well, they are speaking a most peculiar dialect, but I believe they think I am some kind of vacuum cleaner.



It didn't help that when I read 'logray' I thought it was 'log-ray' instead of 'lo-gray'.

I presume you will now blame this on my being an American?

And then I expected the joke would be ewok based. Which seems reasonable to me.

Reason has no place in this blog!

Does Logray have a surname?

Nah. He's like Madonna. Or Cher.

That's a logreat joke.

Woo hoo!

Are you going to have some of those at CIV? Maybe you could do a demonstration

Oh, I doubt the GenCon folks would let me do that again, especially after that kid lost his fingers at CIII...

If the war in the Mushroom Kingdom should be won by Bowser's forces, there can be no doubt that Mario will be tried as a war criminal. All those Goombas...just going about their business as childrens entertainers and cancer researchers...the life crushed out of them...Is there no end to his bloodlust!

I just wanted to quote that in its entirety because it's the best thing I've read all week.

...for the Ewoks, the GalactiVac 4000 is a personal hygiene appliance...

Ahoy!

Please do not use this product while using horse tranqulizers.

NOW ya tell me.

That was one "Wicket" joke.

Remember: no one mourns the Wicket.

What exactly is that supposed to mean??

I know nah-zhing!

I'm thinking it's Friday... time to get some sleep!

Now that's a long weekend!

Shodu told me she was on the pill, I swear....



Looks like I'm not the only one who goes to bed with a teddy bear each night...

Hey now!

Looks like I'm not the only one who goes to bed with a teddy bear each night...

Knock knock!
Who's there?

Bad.
Bad who?

BAD JOKE ALERT!!!

BAD JOKE ALERT!!!

Mine or yours?

the GalactiVac 4000!

As long as there's dust in the vastness of space there will always be a Galactivac to suck it.

Thanks Galactivac!

Good one stooge, It sucks just as it should.

MTFBWY

...please tell me this joke does not relate to tomorrow's...

As long as there's dust in the vastness of space there will always be a Galactivac to suck it.

Don't believe the propaganda, you fools! You don't need a Galactivac! Space IS a vacuum!

the circle is now complete now you are the master

Mine or yours?
Dude, DRossSith, you just got owned by a monkey-lizard.

And as for Nob and *heehee* Deej, You guys are SICK!

I remember my Galactivac 975.21, After I plugged it in, it joined the robot rebellion and tried to kill me. Thank you galactivac 2000. Now I can live in peace and cleanliness.

Don't believe the propaganda, you fools! You don't need a Galactivac! Space IS a vacuum!

Since when one must stop him/herself from buying something just because he/her does not need it?

That is where the Galactivac Salesmen enter (order 65 couldn't kill them).

So long as there's a speck of dust in the universe, their mission shall live on!

As long as there's dust in the vastness of space there will always be a Galactivac to suck it.
Oops, that's how you know when someone didn't read previous comments before posting

As long as there's dust in the vastness of space there will always be a Galactivac to suck it.

You know what they say about great minds...

...please tell me this joke does not relate to tomorrow's...

I am happy to report...

Don't believe the propaganda, you fools! You don't need a Galactivac! Space IS a vacuum!

Brilliant!

the circle is now complete now you are the master

Of what? Late replies?

I remember my Galactivac 975.21, After I plugged it in, it joined the robot rebellion and tried to kill me.

Yeah, that was a costly mistake for the company. That's why their warranty now doubles as a liability waiver.

And hey, good to see you, Bai!

Since when one must stop him/herself from buying something just because he/her does not need it?

Very true! In fact, that's the basis of the entire collectible market.

What? There's still available comment space? This joke must have really sucked.