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Star Wars Joke-A-Day

by: The Stooge

date posted: Mar 14, 2006 7:21 AM | updated: Sep 07, 2006 12:08 PM

Bright Idea #2

How many Ewoks does it take to change a lightbulb?

1,001 -- one to change the bulb, and a thousand to worship it as a god!

http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/42

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	Bravo 225 "Nice Skirt, Hand Washable?" - "Its a Kama!"
date Posted: Mar 14, 2006 7:32 AM I tell you, Stooge! laughs You just keep pumping these out! What would the blogs do without your humor?

	luuke.skywalker
date Posted: Mar 14, 2006 7:42 AM It's against my programming to impersonate a diety!

	Holo-cron
date Posted: Mar 14, 2006 8:04 AM How do you come up with so many good jokes?

	Kenobi-fan The Jundland Wastes Journal
date Posted: Mar 14, 2006 8:28 AM No species, real or imagined, is safe from the 'lightbulb' joke - good one!

	jediholteh
date Posted: Mar 14, 2006 8:42 AM Heh, gotta love those lightbulb jokes. ;D

	macewindu882 Don't Go All Chewie On Me!
date Posted: Mar 14, 2006 10:33 AM Good one!

	DarthVicomte Vicomte's Blog Extravaganza (Now Defunct)
date Posted: Mar 14, 2006 11:39 AM How many Stooges does it take to change a lightbulb? 1,001-- one to change the bulb, and one to write a bad joke about ewoks, and a bad joke about Gungans, and a bad knock-knock joke, and a bad limerick, and.............

	Padawan_Katis Whispers From the Jedi Archives
date Posted: Mar 14, 2006 1:01 PM LOL!

Aurin_Starkiller

date Posted: Mar 14, 2006 3:38 PM

Funny...

However, just when I thought that noone could surpass Stooge in hilarity, I read this:

How many Stooges does it take to change a lightbulb?

1,001-- one to change the bulb, and one to write a bad joke about ewoks, and a bad joke about Gungans, and a bad knock-knock joke, and a bad limerick, and.............

DarthVicomte, I salute your sarcastic wit...

God Bless,

May the Force save you from the hilarity...

	kungfuvader Apology Accepted Admiral choke
date Posted: Mar 14, 2006 5:59 PM DarthVicomte that was not funny and it made me stop laughing

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Mar 14, 2006 6:05 PM everyone wants to pick on the Ewoks. What's the matter, the Gungans not an easy enough target for you?

	Yodasoda5
date Posted: Mar 14, 2006 6:28 PM First the limericks now the jokes.....ur a master

	Yodasoda5
date Posted: Mar 14, 2006 6:31 PM P.S. good 1 stooge!

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Mar 14, 2006 7:25 PM everyone wants to pick on the Ewoks. What's the matter, the Gungans not an easy enough target for you? I've only got love for the ewoks. And when did I ever pick on Gungans? Thanks for the kind words, folks! And wow, lil' ol me, the subject of a lightbulb joke... thanks DV!

	jediMasterLou366
date Posted: Mar 14, 2006 7:29 PM Keep up the good work, Stooge. Your the only one who makes the whole bunch of bloggers laugh and not argue. Great job! Oh, and GO EWOKS!

	darthrevan_14
date Posted: Mar 14, 2006 8:06 PM Lmao! That was a good joke. DarthVicomte is just a hater don't worry about him.

	Wengistein
date Posted: Mar 14, 2006 8:30 PM Hahaha, classic man.

	4sbwithu2
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 2:49 AM I don't know if you were being serious or not but either way that jokes sucked.

	Korto Vos3 Korto Vos - Hero for Hire
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 3:43 AM that was a great joke. Made me Laugh. How long did it take to come up with that?

	ibajedimaster2
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 5:32 AM That was hilarious, I also liked DarthVicomte's joke

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 7:18 AM

Your the only one who makes the whole bunch of bloggers laugh and not argue.

Thanks so much! Now if only it were true...

How long did it take to come up with that?

Several hours of staring at a blank computer screen. At least my time wasn't wasted.

I don't know if you were being serious or not but either way that jokes sucked.

Well, I was being serious -- this was a cautionary tale about the dangers of lightbulbs when they fall into primitive hands. I was influenced by that harrowing documentary, The Gods Must Be Crazy.

DarthVicomte is just a hater don't worry about him.

I could be wrong here, but I really think Vicomte meant no harm with his joke.

Thanks everybody!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 7:24 AM

What would the blogs do without your humor?

Probably discuss more weighty topics. That purple lightsaber I keep hearing about must be an important one.

How do you come up with so many good jokes?

I was given them by some nice man with pointy horns and a sharp tail. I still don't understand why he made me sign a waiver, though.

No species, real or imagined,

Which category do Ewoks fall under? Now there's a question for the Star Wars Fan Club President (tm)!

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 7:35 AM It's against my programming to impersonate a diety! luuke, to me, you ARE a god. Hahaha, classic man. First the limericks now the jokes.....ur a master Good one! Heh, gotta love those lightbulb jokes. ::blushes with fake modesty:: Thanks so much!

	D2-L2
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 7:49 AM Great one. Both you and DarthVicomte have the best wit that I have seen (so far) in the world of SW blogs.

	PersianJedi
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 8:40 AM How many Jedi does it take to screw in a light bulb? None! No Jedi would expose their arm that long!

	PersianJedi
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 8:40 AM How many Jedi does it take to screw in a light bulb? None! No Jedi would expose their arm that long!

	DarthVicomte Vicomte's Blog Extravaganza (Now Defunct)
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 12:30 PM Great one. Both you and DarthVicomte have the best wit that I have seen (so far) in the world of SW blogs. Hear that Stooge! We're a duo, a witty duo! Like Abbot and Costello, but..............witty........ DarthVicomte that was not funny and it made me stop laughing Mid-laugh? Kewl....... I crack myself up.........

	safetyjedigirl safetyjedigirls sith teachings!
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 1:08 PM cute and funny! exactly what i love about these jokes!

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 1:28 PM Hear that Stooge! We're a duo, a witty duo! Like Abbot and Costello, but..............witty........ Think we're good enough to open for the PLB? I can just see it now: "Oola's on first!" "What?" "No, Watto's on second..."

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 1:30 PM How many Jedi does it take to screw in a light bulb? None! No Jedi would expose their arm that long! Not bad! And here I was thinking the punchline was gonna be something like "None! The Jedi aren't allowed to screw." (I hope no mods are looking...)

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 1:32 PM cute and funny! exactly what i love about these jokes! Aw, thanks. I could say the same about your comments!

	DarthVicomte Vicomte's Blog Extravaganza (Now Defunct)
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 2:13 PM "None! The Jedi aren't allowed to screw." Two for today, Stooge.

	Tigerith_Kenobi_02
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 2:55 PM Those are some of the best jokes i've heard yet. I couldn't stop laughing. Keep it up Stooge!

	rupind2@aol.com
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 5:35 PM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

	rupind2@aol.com
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 5:35 PM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

	Yodasoda5
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 5:56 PM keep up the good work stooge ....nice jedi/ light bulb joke that really got me laughing

	Yodasoda5
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 6:08 PM oh yea and i love the picture

	sithlordsithlord124
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 10:03 PM two thumbs way up!

	janlomona Smugglers Rants
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 11:04 PM How many Stormtroopers does it take to change a lightbulb on the Death Star? 250,001. One to hold the lightbulb, 250,000 to spin the station...

	jediracer41 Jediracer
date Posted: Mar 18, 2006 5:40 PM janlomona, your icon could not be more appropriate...

	rappingrancor Rappingrancor's Pit -- And No, I Don't Mean My Room!
date Posted: Mar 30, 2006 3:15 PM Gotta love this guy. Youu make me laugh. Great joke. sort of. maybe. yeah.

	DictatorPalpa10
date Posted: Jun 03, 2006 7:16 AM HILARIOUS!!!!!!! i love light bulb jokes.

	JediAnikin4191981
date Posted: Oct 28, 2006 10:40 AM lol very nice!!

	leiasolo21 Aren't You A Little Short For a StormTrooper?
date Posted: Aug 31, 2007 8:17 PM Wow...'nuff said.

	Qui-Gon Reborn The Fifth Dimension
date Posted: Jul 05, 2008 10:53 PM How many Stormies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to shoot the first one and take credit for it! MTFBWY!

	Joe-P-Wan Kollinopi
date Posted: Oct 16, 2008 6:40 PM 1,001 -- one to change the bulb, and a thousand to worship it as a god! Isn't that a book? 1,001 Jedi Knights? How many Stooges does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he changes it into a joke.

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