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 Why did Admiral Ackbar cross the road?
To get to the Red Lob-- it's a trap!
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Lord Harald The Council of Evil
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 10:23 AM
I've never tasted squid but they taste awful. Correction, I've tasted them with my eyes. Yuck! Two days left until I join the Empire/army.
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slow Slow's Rebel Ramblings
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 10:26 AM
Call a me mari....that was funny
Funny, squid and octopus are my kryptonite. I am scared to death of ANYTHING to do with them. Can't even watch shows about them.
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 11:12 AM
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 11:12 AM
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Lord Harald The Council of Evil
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 11:17 AM
Can't even watch shows about them.
I once watched a show on TV about people in Korea (or was it Japan  ) who eat live squid. It's covered in sauces and stuff, but it fights back, tentacles sucking the inside of your mouth even when severed from the body. You risk dying. Extreme sports for gourmets.
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NecRomance
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 11:50 AM
I sense a disturbance in the Force, but there's something fishy about it...
--it's a trap!
A fish trap, to be exact.
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ketal13 HanAnWan
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 12:05 PM
Mmmm. I wonder butter you would need for the Admiral???
It's covered in sauces and stuff, but it fights back, tentacles sucking the inside of your mouth even when severed from the body.
 Who would have thought that while eating your last meal, your last meal would eat you and then it would be... Where was I going with this?? Anyway, I will be sure to stay away from anything squid if I ever travel to Korea or Japan. 
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darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 12:29 PM
Blech, and I thought Hoth Mountain Oysters were gross.
Don't know what it is? Here's a hint, it has to do with a Taun-Taun.
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ketal13 HanAnWan
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 12:35 PM
Hoth Mountain OystersDon't know what it is?
 I'm guessing that they are the same as the Prairie Oysters we have here. And, no, I haven't tried them.  Honest!!
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XerrolNightstinger
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 1:32 PM
[seafood] Our shells can't repel butter of that magnitude! [/seafood]
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leia19886 Someone get this big walking carpet out of my way ...
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 1:33 PM
Hoth Mountain Oysters -- In my neck of the woods there Rocky Mountain Oysters
If you cook them right they are quite good  Ok I'm hungry now!!
Off the subject, my niece pulled her first escape on the babysitter.
She crawlled out the doggy door to the back yard after the dog
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greenandwhitejedi Bar 66
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 1:47 PM
I got so frustrated with all those spam emails about Cialis that I finally caved in and bought some. In the end, it proved quite felicitous, as my hands are all achy this weekend and too sore to type with.
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ketal13 HanAnWan
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 2:27 PM
Cialis
Hm.(Googling....)
 It is just what I thought!!! Aren't you a little young for that--for the medication I mean, not the other, 'er, um, activity?
calamari is quite tasty.
I LOVE it!!! My hubby thought that I had the hots for Ackbar because every time he was on the screen, my mouth watered. 
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 3:34 PM
none of us needed to hear that. i will now go and drown myself in bleech
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FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 3:34 PM
Mmmm...I'll be eating at Red Lob[ster] tomorrow. However, I'm not having calamari (although I would like to, but I'm going for the New England Lobster/Crab/Scallop dish).
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Rainbow Droideka Aren't you a little short for an egg?
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 4:53 PM
I'm afraid the frying pans will be quite operational when your friends arrive!
I think calamari is quite tasty. Am I the only one?
You're certainly not! I get the impression that most of the people saying bad things have never actually tried it. I strongly and seriously urge anyone who likes seafood (and doesn't have any extreme fear of cephalopods) to try it. It's usually so chopped up that you can't tell it's a squid anyway, unless they give you the tentacles.
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lordvader991
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 4:58 PM
To get to the Red Lob-- it's a trap!
Not again. I thought I told him not to fall for the clearly obvious trap. Was he wearing that blindfold?
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SithLord, Darth Chris Journey through the Expanded Universe
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 7:31 PM
LoL That's funny! It reminds me of the Yak's Pub where Ackbar points at a sign that reads
"Sea Food Buffet - $7.99!" And yells out "Its a trap!"
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jkthunder Seven Pieces
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 7:51 PM
Perhaps a trap set by Davy Jones... Arrrrrr.
Man, wouldn't that be a crazy mash-up: Davy Jones v Ackbar!
 Anyway, hilarious as usual Stooge. Loved it!
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CountSiMaul Vaapad Charmer
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 8:04 PM
Haha. Very funny! I've never liked squid though. To icky. Feels like eating brain!
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Captain Peabody
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 8:32 PM
Ha ha ha ha! This is definitely one of your better jokes, Stooge.
Mmmm...I'll be eating at Red Lob[ster] tomorrow. However, I'm not having calamari (although I would like to, but I'm going for the New England Lobster/Crab/Scallop dish).
Speaking of which, I've always wanted to taste Calamari...
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 8:59 PM
Correction, I've tasted them with my eyes.
And here I am using them for sight like a sucker...
Two days left until I join the Empire/army.
Gah! Party hardy!
And don't forget to write...
Call a me mari....
Mari!
Funny, squid and octopus are my kryptonite.
Ha!
Pass the melted butter, and those yummy cheddar biscuits... it's a lunch!
Now it is sounding kinda good...
I can sea why people are finding this one funny!
There's only one thing I can say...
Ahoy!
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 8:59 PM
This sea food is your life. Try not to loose it again
But it's so dang slippery...
hah. i should have know this was coming
Yeah, he kinda is a one-joke character... but what a joke it is...
its still the best parody on the show. except maybe the space slugs
Anything with the Emperor -- 'specially the Yo Momma contest -- wins in my book.
It's covered in sauces and stuff, but it fights back, tentacles sucking the inside of your mouth even when severed from the body.
Holy crap!
Never been a lobster fan, but I REALLY won't eat it now!
Hey, don't blame me for such life-altering decisions!
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 9:00 PM
Be sure to feed him the dead ones only.
Not an extreme gourmet kinda guy, eh Gahmah?
I sense a disturbance in the Force, but there's something fishy about it...
BadumbumCHING!
Who would have thought that while eating your last meal, your last meal would eat you
Well put!
now I'm kracken up!
Zing!
Blech, and I thought Hoth Mountain Oysters were gross.
 Thanks for the hint, btw...
I'm guessing that they are the same as the Prairie Oysters we have here. And, no, I haven't tried them.
Now I'm a bit lost...
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 9:00 PM
Looks like we're gonna need a bigger bib.
Ha!
For tuna?
[seafood] Our shells can't repel butter of that magnitude! [/seafood]
 Love it!
my niece pulled her first escape on the babysitter.
She crawlled out the doggy door to the back yard after the dog
Coolness! She's awesome!
I got so frustrated with all those spam emails about Cialis that I finally caved in and bought some.
[genewilder]This is the hand I shoot with...[/genewilder]
I think calamari is quite tasty. Am I the only one?
Of course not. Though it's all a tad, ahem, treif for me... 
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 9:00 PM
My hubby thought that I had the hots for Ackbar because every time he was on the screen
Long Live The LILWAA!
i will now go and drown myself in bleech
I'm laughing...
Mmmm...I'll be eating at Red Lob[ster] tomorrow.
Dang it! Had I held this for one more day, it would have really been eerie!
"What's that? I'm blowing up from the inside!"
Niiiiiiiiiiiice!
I'm afraid the frying pans will be quite operational when your friends arrive!
I strongly and seriously urge anyone who likes seafood (and doesn't have any extreme fear of cephalopods)
Best. Disclaimer. Ever.
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 9:01 PM
Was he wearing that blindfold?
Only in the bedroom.
It reminds me of the Yak's Pub where Ackbar points at a sign that reads
"Sea Food Buffet - $7.99!" And yells out "Its a trap!"
Sounds familiar... where's that from?
Man, wouldn't that be a crazy mash-up: Davy Jones v Ackbar!
Totally! He always did strike me as something of a Quarren...
I've never liked squid though. To icky. Feels like eating brain!
You wouldn't be a very good zombie.
Speaking of which, I've always wanted to taste Calamari...
May all your dreams come true...
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: Aug 12, 2007 10:04 PM
i will now go and drown myself in bleech
I'm laughing...
so was i. i just couldnt think of anything to say and then i saw CSI on with the lady who is scared of bleech and then looked at my pool.
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TheBothanBoy The Curious Bothan's Life Size Blog Archive
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date Posted: Aug 13, 2007 12:45 AM
so was i. i just couldnt think of anything to say and then i saw CSI on with the lady who is scared of bleech and then looked at my pool.
Thats some messed up phobia yeeesh. Is your pool nice to look at? Bet it is
Nice joke stoogy
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Aug 14, 2007 6:02 PM
MMMMM, The Admiral's Feast.
Ha!
i just couldnt think of anything to say and then i saw CSI on with the lady who is scared of bleech and then looked at my pool.
And the magic, as they say, just happened.
Is your pool nice to look at? Bet it is
He dug it hi'self!
And good to see ya, BB!
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