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 What's the average body temperature of a tauntaun?
Luke warm.
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jediholteh
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 7:34 AM
lol, you never cease to amaze me. XD The title itself was enough to make me laugh.
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luuke.skywalker
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 7:35 AM
 LOL! That's probably one of your best ones yet! I love it!
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Blue leader46 The CIS Shadowfeed Department
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 7:50 AM
It's more or less like all your other ones; amusing but not hilarious. Try going for a more...sophisticated style of joke. Let's see if you can do it, Stooge.
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luuke.skywalker
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 8:02 AM
Don't listen to Blue Leader, Stooge! He's trying to fill your head with ... sophistication and stuff. See how he even repeats himself in a feeble attempt to sound more convincing? Trust your instincts...
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Holo-cron
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 9:10 AM
It's more or less like all your other ones; amusing but not hilarious. Try going for a more...sophisticated style of joke. Let's see if you can do it, Stooge.
That was rude. I'm suprised to hear this coming from you.
That was one of your best stooge.
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Kenobi-fan The Jundland Wastes Journal
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 10:02 AM
What's the average body temperature of a tauntaun?
Luke warm.
Could you say Luke was saved by a 'Han-sandwich[/i']? Ta da!
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Blue leader46 The CIS Shadowfeed Department
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 10:05 AM
It's more or less like all your other ones; amusing but not hilarious. Try going for a more...sophisticated style of joke. Let's see if you can do it, Stooge.
My idea of rude is not the same as yours...
Don't listen to Blue Leader, Stooge! He's trying to fill your head with ... sophistication and stuff. See how he even repeats himself in a feeble attempt to sound more convincing? Trust your instincts..
Don't listen to him, Stooge! He's trying to turn you against me!
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Blue leader46 The CIS Shadowfeed Department
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 10:10 AM
He's trying to fill your head with ... sophistication and stuff.
'Sophistication and stuff', quite frankly, is something that is starting to become scarce in this world. It's sad, I know, but it's the truth.
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luuke.skywalker
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 11:03 AM
Perhaps we can discuss the socio-economic ramifications over a spot of tea? There's no need to sully ourselves over trivialities. Such barbaric behavior is simply uncivilized.
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See Threepijon
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 12:23 PM
Ah, such simple puns - they make me squirm and laugh at the same time. Such that I make a noise akin to Chewie when he needs the toilet.
I'll use that if I'm ever depressed at school and need to find someone to kill me.
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 12:23 PM
It's more or less like all your other ones; amusing but not hilarious. Try going for a more...sophisticated style of joke.
That was rude. I'm suprised to hear this coming from you.
Don't listen to Blue Leader, Stooge! He's trying to fill your head with ... sophistication and stuff.
Whoa!
First off, big thanks to luuke and Holo for sticking up for me. Very classy of you guys! But I don't think Blue Leader was being rude, per se. In my book (well, it's more of a novella), "rude" comments are either personal or pointless attacks. Blue was giving a constructive suggestion, I hope. And I'll try to listen to him... one day.
But for now, fear not, this remains a sophistication-free zone!
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 12:26 PM
Could you say Luke was saved by a 'Han-sandwich?' Ta da!
Can I get a double on that rimshot, please?
Ha! Well done.
OMG -- I got a genuine laugh from Vicomte! Huzzah!
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 12:29 PM
Perhaps we can discuss the socio-economic ramifications over a spot of tea? There's no need to sully ourselves over trivialities. Such barbaric behavior is simply uncivilized.
And this got a genuine laugh from me! Nice one, luuke!
I'll use that if I'm ever depressed at school and need to find someone to kill me.
Uh... please don't. I can't handle that kind of responsibility. May I recommend a school counselor, instead? And fast?
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luuke.skywalker
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 12:42 PM
And this got a genuine laugh from me! Nice one, luuke!
My work here is done.
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darthwannabe33
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 2:27 PM
that was HiLARious
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Bravo 225 "Nice Skirt, Hand Washable?" - "Its a Kama!"
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 3:19 PM
I'm sick and am hacking like, as my younger brother says, General Grievous. I'm hacking in between laughs! I needed a pick-me-upper! Great one, Stooge! (Now I wonder what he's gonna do for Limerick Friday.)
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luuke.skywalker
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 6:02 PM
Possibly write a limerick?
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Qymaen-Grievous
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 6:05 PM
lol. Good one!
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Rive Caedo Rive's Uncharted Settlements
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 6:08 PM
Do I laugh at most of these? I'll be honest: Nah.
I am thourghly impressed with your abillity to keep coming up with the blasted things though. I'm terrible at making quick little "Joke book" style jokes like this. So kudos again.
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Linkin_jedi
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 6:27 PM
do all of u get picked on at school?
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Darth Ultirius
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 6:42 PM
Blue leader, I'm really bad with understanding how this particular blog works, so were you PURPOSELY repeating your blog windows, or was that an accident?
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 7:15 PM
I'm sick and am hacking like, as my younger brother says, General Grievous.
He's pretty clever! But feel better, dude.
Do I laugh at most of these? I'll be honest: Nah.
Hey, nobody asked you to be honest.  Thanks for the kind words!
do all of u get picked on at school?
I'm out of school. And yes.
Blue leader, I'm really bad with understanding how this particular blog works, so were you PURPOSELY repeating your blog windows, or was that an accident?
"This particular blog?" Is it a freak show or somethin'? Of course it was an accident! I'm just too lazy to delete repeated posts.
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onimi666
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 7:53 PM
Honestly, I didn't know whether to laugh or hide my head in a corner after eading this one. I went with option 1.
do all of u get picked on at school?
Acually, if I'm picked on for my SW knowledge, its goodhearted, fun picking. Everyone in school knows that I'm The Man to go to on a SW matter (if you happen to go to my school and have no better sources, like the wwww -wonderful world wide web-, available). I get picked on more for things like carrying a book around in my pocket  )
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Darth Ultirius
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 7:59 PM
Sorry, stooge! Guess I forgot to specify. "This particular blog" refers to any Star Wars blog on this site. I only thought it might NOT be an accident because of "See how he even repeats himself in a feeble attempt to sound more convincing?"
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darthvolgen
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 8:18 PM
very funny
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Darthflaga
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 8:24 PM
Impressive stooge on how you manage to keep coming back with good stuff like that. Keep the good work. Now I can't wait for Limerick Friday  .
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sithspawn191
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 8:40 PM
YAY silliness! good one, stooge,
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Republic_Commander 01
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 8:59 PM
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DarthEnvious0
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date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 9:18 PM
lol every one thats the first time .
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4sbwithu2
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date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 2:00 AM
ha ha ha....funny
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darthjantom
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date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 2:06 AM
That was lol ...
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Darth Praveis A Sith For The New Century
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date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 2:35 AM
Terrible Joke! But so very funny. Look forward to hearing more so I can add them to my repertoire!
Here's a great joke...
Did you hear about the Welshman who emigrated to America?
He raised the mean IQ of both countries.
-DP-
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The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 12:21 PM
Did you hear about the Welshman who emigrated to America?
He raised the mean IQ of both countries.
As a Welsh-American, I am deeply offended.
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D2-L2
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date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 12:39 PM
Lol good one. And DarthVicomte, your "han-sandwich" joke was hilarious.
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masterkenobiwan Certain Point of View
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date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 12:46 PM
that is the best worst joke I have ever heard!
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Yodasoda5
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date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 1:31 PM
great 1
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Darth Ultirius
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date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 2:34 PM
Oh, amongst all the questions and explaining, I forgot to say, that joke is pretty good. Keep it up.
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Darth Praveis A Sith For The New Century
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date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 3:27 PM
Seriously Stooge,
You cannot be offended at a bit of harmless fun. Im English so lets have a bit of limeybashing:
How do you keep an englishman happy in his old age?
Tell him a joke while he's young.
Tada!
-DP-
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Dre Honda
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date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 4:55 PM
Well i'd say that would depend on the temperature out side and how warm they were inside! But still luke warm just is frickin sweeettt....
Dre Honda
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Antilles921
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date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 6:30 PM
Luke warm!
aw man, didnt see that 1 comin....
(gee, i really ought to read the captions before i click the blog....)
but still, good 1. I got a good chuckle/skieve out of it.
But don't worry -- that's the expected responce to bad puns.
No, I don't mean it was bad -- I refer to all puns as "bad puns" just because a pun is basically a bad joke.
Not that it was bad.
Ok, im done explaining myself -- here is a sign of good intentions to all....
I once read a really boring SW book. I had to Force my way through it.
Pun intended.
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21212121212 "So be it.......21212121212"
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date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 7:43 PM
Im sorry but I erally dont understand this blog very much, a tantaun would be warm enough to keep somebody warm in the cold I could tell you that. but I dont understand this blog
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Darth Ultirius
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date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 8:32 PM
Well, since Han sticks Luke into the tauntaun to keep him warm, the tauntaun keeps luke warm.......luke warm.......luke warm. It's a joke, not a regular blog if that's what you mean. 'Cause "luke warm" refers to being relatively warm but not hot.
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DictatorPalpa10
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date Posted: Jun 03, 2006 11:19 AM
very funny Stooge i almost died laughing  im on a mission to comment on every1 of your jokes. And in my oppinion i think im president of your fan club. ROCK ON STOOGE
MTFBWY
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