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Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date posted: Mar 15, 2006 7:30 AM  |  updated: Oct 05, 2006 12:42 PM
That's a Lightsaber, not a Thermometer!
What's the average body temperature of a tauntaun?


Luke warm.
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(rimshot)

  jediholteh
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 7:34 AM
lol, you never cease to amaze me. XD The title itself was enough to make me laugh.
  luuke.skywalker
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 7:35 AM
:^O LOL! That's probably one of your best ones yet! I love it!
  Blue leader46
The CIS Shadowfeed Department
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 7:50 AM
It's more or less like all your other ones; amusing but not hilarious. Try going for a more...sophisticated style of joke. Let's see if you can do it, Stooge.
  luuke.skywalker
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 8:02 AM
Don't listen to Blue Leader, Stooge! He's trying to fill your head with ... sophistication and stuff. See how he even repeats himself in a feeble attempt to sound more convincing? Trust your instincts...
  Holo-cron
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 9:10 AM
It's more or less like all your other ones; amusing but not hilarious. Try going for a more...sophisticated style of joke. Let's see if you can do it, Stooge.

That was rude. I'm suprised to hear this coming from you.

That was one of your best stooge.
  darthdan318
Help Me Obi-Wan Kenobi, You're My Only Hope
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 9:37 AM
That was good.
  Kenobi-fan
The Jundland Wastes Journal
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 10:02 AM
What's the average body temperature of a tauntaun?
Luke warm.


Could you say Luke was saved by a 'Han-sandwich[/i']? Ta da!
  Blue leader46
The CIS Shadowfeed Department
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 10:05 AM
It's more or less like all your other ones; amusing but not hilarious. Try going for a more...sophisticated style of joke. Let's see if you can do it, Stooge.
My idea of rude is not the same as yours...
Don't listen to Blue Leader, Stooge! He's trying to fill your head with ... sophistication and stuff. See how he even repeats himself in a feeble attempt to sound more convincing? Trust your instincts..
Don't listen to him, Stooge! He's trying to turn you against me!
  Blue leader46
The CIS Shadowfeed Department
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 10:10 AM
He's trying to fill your head with ... sophistication and stuff.
'Sophistication and stuff', quite frankly, is something that is starting to become scarce in this world. It's sad, I know, but it's the truth. :(
  luuke.skywalker
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 11:03 AM
Perhaps we can discuss the socio-economic ramifications over a spot of tea? There's no need to sully ourselves over trivialities. Such barbaric behavior is simply uncivilized.
  DarthVicomte
Vicomte's Blog Extravaganza (Now Defunct)
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 11:18 AM
Ha! Well done.
  See Threepijon
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 12:23 PM
Ah, such simple puns - they make me squirm and laugh at the same time. Such that I make a noise akin to Chewie when he needs the toilet.

I'll use that if I'm ever depressed at school and need to find someone to kill me.
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 12:23 PM
It's more or less like all your other ones; amusing but not hilarious. Try going for a more...sophisticated style of joke.

That was rude. I'm suprised to hear this coming from you.

Don't listen to Blue Leader, Stooge! He's trying to fill your head with ... sophistication and stuff.


Whoa!

First off, big thanks to luuke and Holo for sticking up for me. Very classy of you guys! But I don't think Blue Leader was being rude, per se. In my book (well, it's more of a novella), "rude" comments are either personal or pointless attacks. Blue was giving a constructive suggestion, I hope. And I'll try to listen to him... one day.

But for now, fear not, this remains a sophistication-free zone! :p
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 12:26 PM
Could you say Luke was saved by a 'Han-sandwich?' Ta da!

Can I get a double on that rimshot, please? :^O

Ha! Well done.

OMG -- I got a genuine laugh from Vicomte! Huzzah!
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 12:29 PM
Perhaps we can discuss the socio-economic ramifications over a spot of tea? There's no need to sully ourselves over trivialities. Such barbaric behavior is simply uncivilized.

And this got a genuine laugh from me! Nice one, luuke!

I'll use that if I'm ever depressed at school and need to find someone to kill me.

Uh... please don't. I can't handle that kind of responsibility. May I recommend a school counselor, instead? And fast?
  luuke.skywalker
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 12:42 PM
And this got a genuine laugh from me! Nice one, luuke!

My work here is done.
  darthwannabe33
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 2:27 PM
that was HiLARious :^O
ewanandhaydenfan5
I Have You Now!
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 3:16 PM
:^O
  Bravo 225
"Nice Skirt, Hand Washable?" - "Its a Kama!"
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 3:19 PM
I'm sick and am hacking like, as my younger brother says, General Grievous. I'm hacking in between laughs! I needed a pick-me-upper! Great one, Stooge! (Now I wonder what he's gonna do for Limerick Friday.)
  luuke.skywalker
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 6:02 PM
Possibly write a limerick?
  Qymaen-Grievous
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 6:05 PM
lol. Good one!
  Rive Caedo
Rive's Uncharted Settlements
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 6:08 PM
Do I laugh at most of these? I'll be honest: Nah.

I am thourghly impressed with your abillity to keep coming up with the blasted things though. I'm terrible at making quick little "Joke book" style jokes like this. So kudos again.
  Linkin_jedi
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 6:27 PM
do all of u get picked on at school?
  Darth Ultirius
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 6:42 PM
Blue leader, I'm really bad with understanding how this particular blog works, so were you PURPOSELY repeating your blog windows, or was that an accident?
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 7:15 PM
I'm sick and am hacking like, as my younger brother says, General Grievous.

He's pretty clever! But feel better, dude.

Do I laugh at most of these? I'll be honest: Nah.

Hey, nobody asked you to be honest. ;) Thanks for the kind words!

do all of u get picked on at school?

I'm out of school. And yes.

Blue leader, I'm really bad with understanding how this particular blog works, so were you PURPOSELY repeating your blog windows, or was that an accident?

"This particular blog?" Is it a freak show or somethin'? Of course it was an accident! I'm just too lazy to delete repeated posts.
JawaJoey
Return of the Jawa
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 7:30 PM
BWAHAHA!

Good one.

A+
  onimi666
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 7:53 PM
Honestly, I didn't know whether to laugh or hide my head in a corner after eading this one. I went with option 1.

do all of u get picked on at school?

Acually, if I'm picked on for my SW knowledge, its goodhearted, fun picking. Everyone in school knows that I'm The Man to go to on a SW matter (if you happen to go to my school and have no better sources, like the wwww -wonderful world wide web-, available). I get picked on more for things like carrying a book around in my pocketB-))
  Darth Ultirius
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 7:59 PM
Sorry, stooge! Guess I forgot to specify. "This particular blog" refers to any Star Wars blog on this site. I only thought it might NOT be an accident because of "See how he even repeats himself in a feeble attempt to sound more convincing?"
  darthvolgen
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 8:18 PM
very funny
  Darthflaga
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 8:24 PM
Impressive stooge on how you manage to keep coming back with good stuff like that. Keep the good work. Now I can't wait for Limerick Friday:D .
  sithspawn191
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 8:40 PM
YAY silliness! good one, stooge,
  Republic_Commander 01
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 8:59 PM
that was very funny!:^O :^O :^O
  DarthEnvious0
date Posted: Mar 15, 2006 9:18 PM
lol every one thats the first time .:^O :^O
  4sbwithu2
date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 2:00 AM
ha ha ha....funny
  darthjantom
date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 2:06 AM
That was lol ...:D
  Darth Praveis
A Sith For The New Century
date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 2:35 AM
Terrible Joke! But so very funny. Look forward to hearing more so I can add them to my repertoire!

Here's a great joke...

Did you hear about the Welshman who emigrated to America?
He raised the mean IQ of both countries.

-DP-
  Korto Vos3
Korto Vos - Hero for Hire
date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 3:39 AM
That was a pretty good joke. Keep it up Stooge.
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 12:21 PM
Did you hear about the Welshman who emigrated to America?
He raised the mean IQ of both countries.


As a Welsh-American, I am deeply offended.
  D2-L2
date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 12:39 PM
Lol good one. And DarthVicomte, your "han-sandwich" joke was hilarious.
  Master Nephilin
Contemplations of a Jedi
date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 12:43 PM
Han Solo:----"Uh, and the smell!":O
  masterkenobiwan
Certain Point of View
date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 12:46 PM
that is the best worst joke I have ever heard! :^O
  Yodasoda5
date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 1:31 PM
great 1:^O
  Darth Ultirius
date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 2:34 PM
Oh, amongst all the questions and explaining, I forgot to say, that joke is pretty good. Keep it up.
  Darth Praveis
A Sith For The New Century
date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 3:27 PM
Seriously Stooge,

You cannot be offended at a bit of harmless fun. Im English so lets have a bit of limeybashing:

How do you keep an englishman happy in his old age?
Tell him a joke while he's young.

Tada!

-DP-
  Dre Honda
date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 4:55 PM
Well i'd say that would depend on the temperature out side and how warm they were inside! But still luke warm just is frickin sweeettt....

Dre Honda
  The Short Stormtrooper
Confessions of a Short Stormtrooper
date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 5:14 PM
Luke warm?

*twitch*
  Antilles921
date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 6:30 PM
Luke warm!

aw man, didnt see that 1 comin....
(gee, i really ought to read the captions before i click the blog....)

but still, good 1. I got a good chuckle/skieve out of it.


But don't worry -- that's the expected responce to bad puns.

No, I don't mean it was bad -- I refer to all puns as "bad puns" just because a pun is basically a bad joke.

Not that it was bad.

Ok, im done explaining myself -- here is a sign of good intentions to all....

I once read a really boring SW book. I had to Force my way through it.


Pun intended.
  21212121212
"So be it.......21212121212"
date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 7:43 PM
Im sorry but I erally dont understand this blog very much, a tantaun would be warm enough to keep somebody warm in the cold I could tell you that. but I dont understand this blog
  Darth Ultirius
date Posted: Mar 16, 2006 8:32 PM
Well, since Han sticks Luke into the tauntaun to keep him warm, the tauntaun keeps luke warm.......luke warm.......luke warm. It's a joke, not a regular blog if that's what you mean. 'Cause "luke warm" refers to being relatively warm but not hot.
  DictatorPalpa10
date Posted: Jun 03, 2006 11:19 AM
very funny Stooge i almost died laughing:p im on a mission to comment on every1 of your jokes. And in my oppinion i think im president of your fan club. ROCK ON STOOGE:D


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