Am I truly the first to comment?


Looks like there aren't any gearheads on the blogs.

Must have been racecar parts.

Being that this is joke 434, a palendrome just seemed appropriate.

LUKE: There is still fuel economy in him. I can feel it.

OBI-WAN: He's more SUV now than man; twisted and pimped out.

Several transmissions were beamed to this ship...
Clever. Very clever.

...and Vadar was concerned that they may have found the source for his unlimited Pooowwwwwertrain.


Ah, it's a stretch, but that's all I've got.

IMP: We count 30 Rebel stock cars, Lord Vader. But their Fords are so fast that they're evading our turbochargers.

VADER: We'll have to destroy them car to car. Get the crews to their Chevys!

autoparts. hmm. ill have to think about that one for a while. well i do have the video ready. and dont try this one at home.

i still cant think of anything witty to say either.

The falcon had all sorts of surprises under its hood, and it was always fully loaded.

Best I can do. I am decidedly not a gearhead.

Darth Vader: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but a passenger: now I am the driver.

Obi-Wan: Only the driver of a school bus, Darth.

Several transmissions were beamed to this ship...
Beam me up, Scotty. (Yes, I had to do that!!! )

vadersgirl33

Yeah, and we're not going to fall for a banana in the tailpipe.

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I am decidedly not a gearhead.
A what-what? If it means you don't know squat about cars (and thus a witty comment is hard to create), I hear ya. Oh, a thought just entered my mind (and no, it didn't hurt!)!

Luke: But how will I know when I'm supposed to shift gears?
Driving Instructor Yoda: You will know when you are calm. At peace. Passive. ... Nothing more will I teach you today. Clear your mind of questions.

That's all I've got.

Looks like there aren't any gearheads on the blogs.

I hope not!

Being that this is joke 434, a palendrome just seemed appropriate.

Dude, you can't help but bring some poetic device to yours posts, can ya?

LUKE: There is still fuel economy in him. I can feel it.

Ha! At the risk of you hating me forever... lol.

...and Vadar was concerned that they may have found the source for his unlimited Pooowwwwwertrain.

Ahoy!

VADER: We'll have to destroy them car to car. Get the crews to their Chevys!

Sounds like American Graffiti all of a sudden. Wild!

well i do have the video ready.

Always come prepared, very boyscout of you!

The falcon had all sorts of surprises under its hood

Sit down, sweetheart, we're taking off!

When I left you, I was but a passenger: now I am the driver.



Beam me up, Scotty.

Ya cannot change the laws of physics!

Yeah, and we're not going to fall for a banana in the tailpipe.

Oh Sol, I've missed you.

Luke: But how will I know when I'm supposed to shift gears?

Yoda drove a stick? No wonder Luke left in such a hurry!

Monkey lizard=Grease Monkey?

(Luke) Master Yoda, the exaust is killing me.

(Yoda with Texas Accent) Be quite ya'll must be! Forget Master! Muffler Yoda, I am!

DANICA PATRICK: Yoda, I'm ready! Ben, tell him, I'm-- *thump*

YODA: This one, a long time have I watched... Endorsements, feh! Respect, feh! A driver craves not these things. You are WINLESS.

Nice one, Stoogie!

we're not going to fall for a banana in the tailpipe.
Hee hee - classic!

Oh Sol, I've missed you.

Aw shucks.

Luke: But how will I know when I'm supposed to shift gears?

Yoda drove a stick? No wonder Luke left in such a hurry!

speaking of driving stick i have to learn before it snows.

Several transmissions were beamed to this ship...
Would that be high-beamed or low-beamed?

Funny.... though I'm afraid I don't really have much to contribute to the zing-fest going on in the comments section right now. Ah, whatever; I'll try anyway.

Yoda: Do, or do not; there is no drive.

Obi-wan: Use the clutch, Luke....

And the finale;

Obi-wan: That Ford is our last hope.

Yoda: No. There is a Honda.

Whaddaya think?

I dunno. Did they have unexpected lumps in their clothing? Were there accounting anomalies at Rebel garages? Who's looking after the stock here?

Monkey lizard=Grease Monkey?

If so, then surely Grease=Lizard, which would pose some intriguing questions for both the lubricant industry and zoology.

so, like the song says he got them One Piece At A Time

Monkey Lizard=Grease Monkey

Grease Monkey, Go Grease Monkey!!! Sorry I have not posted in a while. I've been busy. I don't get it stooge.

It would have been a completely different joke if you'd referred to the transmissions as trannies.

WHAT a great joke. That gets filed away for later...

Maybe R5D4 didn't have a bad motivator after all! It was that stolen transmission!

You're clearly in the driver's seat with this one, Stooge!

Very nice. Thanks for the shout out on your blog roll.

Vader sit in car, puts key in ignition, car doesn't start.

"You have failed me for the last time!"


Man, I'm on a roll today.

Monkey lizard=Grease Monkey?

If you're wondering about me personally... hardly.

(Luke) Master Yoda, the exaust is killing me.

Always with you it cannot be breathed...

YODA: This one, a long time have I watched... Endorsements, feh! Respect, feh! A driver craves not these things. You are WINLESS.



Nice one, Stoogie!

Thanky!

Aw shucks.

Really, I was beginning to think you'd escaped again!

speaking of driving stick i have to learn before it snows.

You're driving?
Stay off the sidewalks!

Would that be high-beamed or low-beamed?

Man, everyone's returning today in style!

Yoda: Do, or do not; there is no drive.

Zing!

Yoda: No. There is a Honda.

Double Zing!

Did they have unexpected lumps in their clothing? Were there accounting anomalies at Rebel garages? Who's looking after the stock here?

Yes, no, and Admiral Ackcar.


I sincerely apologize.

so, like the song says he got them One Piece At A Time

That's gonna be in my head all night!

Grease Monkey, Go Grease Monkey!!!

Whoops -- now that's gonna be in my head! Move, Travolta, move!

It would have been a completely different joke if you'd referred to the transmissions as trannies.

I'm working on something like that... it's tricky. Let's hope I pull it together!

Maybe R5D4 didn't have a bad motivator after all! It was that stolen transmission!

I thought he was a droid Jedi or somethin'...

You're clearly in the driver's seat with this one, Stooge!

Is that why everyone's putting on their seatbelts?

Thanks for the shout out on your blog roll.

Thank YOU for fitting the theme!

Vader sit in car, puts key in ignition, car doesn't start.
"You have failed me for the last time!"

After that, Darth finally dumped his '82 Dodge Omni.

*sings* Beep beep, beep beep, yeah!

Tarkin you can drive my car...

Um. Actually no. That would be disgusting. Never mind.

Fire! Fire!

Dude, you can't help but bring some poetic device to yours posts, can ya?

But of course you know
I couldn't help myself, Stooge
Words are my playground

Does that ship come with a Hemi?



Several transmissions were beamed to this ship...

How many transmission does a cruiser need, really?!!??!

Nice one as usual Stooge.

Tarkin you can drive my car...
Um. Actually no. That would be disgusting. Never mind.

... I'm lost.

Fire! Fire!

Are you Beavis or Butthead?

But of course you know
I couldn't help myself, Stooge
Words are my playground

Thanks for classing up the joint!

How many transmission does a cruiser need, really?!!??!

These things are far beyond my scope of understanding...

Hi guys! it's me!
Obi-DILlu-Kenobi! Remember me?