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by: The Stooge

date posted: Oct 30, 2007 7:20 AM | updated: Oct 30, 2007 7:25 AM

Attack Of The Potty Humor

Why did Anakin look for a bathroom on Geonosis?

So Padme would do her doody!

http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/476

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	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 7:32 AM Wow! It looks like I'm the first to comment on this. Unless someone else is commenting right now and gets done before me because they are not leaving such a long comment. This was very clever, because I didn't expect Padme to be involved in the potty humor.

	jediprincess77 I Know...
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 7:33 AM [British accent]I recognized this joke's foul stench when I logged in.[/British accent]

	jediprincess77 I Know...
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 7:34 AM Ah bollucks, it should be "recognised," shouldn't it?

	WifeofVader Tales from the Death Star
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 7:45 AM Pee-yousa!

	Sol Kassar Ramblings from the Detention Center (Startled)
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 7:51 AM Another Geonosis joke? Sooner or later, the fecal matter is going to hit the fan...

	hansgirl3 Invoking the Squee
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 8:07 AM Ugh, that stinks!

	vadersgirl33 vadersgirl_reflections
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 8:08 AM To doody or not to doody, that is the question!! vadersgirl33

	Sarlacc-Pitt Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 8:22 AM Duuuuuuuuuuude-y!

	Smuggler Jedi Hokey Religions and A Good Blaster at My Side
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 8:36 AM Shouldn't it be, why did Anakin look for the fresher? Just kidding.

	ewanandhaydenfan5 I Have You Now!
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 8:46 AM Eeewwwwwwww!

	gold5 I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 8:56 AM Geonosis the s**t hole of the galaxy Anakin was always the chivalrous gentleman.....until he strangled her anyway. If you were at the brightest center of the universe, this joke would be the furthest it was from. .....And the comments would be the dark place right next to it.

	Darth Draconius A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 8:58 AM Of course, for Padme, it was probably the Rooty Tooty Fruity Doody! . . . Er - uhm, pardon me, but doody calls.

	DPM_Shadowluker Fleeting Shadows Of Thoughts
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 9:10 AM what a ####'n ####y joke - oh sorry I am a few days late my response to that other joke.... lets just flush this away!

	Darth_Hiram A Journey into The Force
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 9:10 AM wow, Padme is getting a real bum rap this week so far!

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 9:11 AM Ah bollucks, it should be "recognised," shouldn't it? And it should be 'bollocks' - but you're getting there "Hey, steady girl. What's the matter? You smell something?"

	Darth Draconius A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 9:39 AM Don't know what it is, but it seems like everyone's got $t on the brain recently. Shameless Blug Alert**!

	greenandwhitejedi Bar 66
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 10:01 AM it seems like everyone's got $t on the brain recently** That sounds serious. Is it a some kind of pandemic?

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 10:22 AM Yes! I love the potty humor! Very good! "What would Padme do if she were in your position?!" "She would do her doody." MTFBWY! God bless!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 10:30 AM

It looks like I'm the first to comment on this. Unless someone else is commenting right now and gets done before me because they are not leaving such a long comment.

Ha!

I didn't expect Padme to be involved in the potty humor.

She truly, deeply was.

[British accent]I recognized this joke's foul stench when I logged in.[/British accent]

Do you think in an accent now? Wowsers.

Ah bollucks, it should be "recognised," shouldn't it?

It's an educasional blog!

Pee-yousa!

You said it!

Another Geonosis joke?

What can I say? That planet is the airplane food of the Star Wars galaxy.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 10:30 AM

Sooner or later, the fecal matter is going to hit the fan...

Waaaaaaaaaay ahead of you.

Ugh, that stinks!

Yousa mighten be sayin' that.

To doody or not to doody, that is the question!!

Believe me, there's only one right answer.

Duuuuuuuuuuude-y!

Is that how Sidious says it?

Shouldn't it be, why did Anakin look for the fresher?

I'm just a product of my Midwestern roots.

Eeewwwwwwww!

My work here is done!

Anakin was always the chivalrous gentleman.....until he strangled her anyway.

At least he waited until she was out of the can.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 10:30 AM

If you were at the brightest center of the universe, this joke would be the furthest it was from.

If?
BTW, good call on using "furthest."

Of course, for Padme, it was probably the Rooty Tooty Fruity Doody!

Did she have some beans or somethin'?

what a ####'n ####y joke - oh sorry I am a few days late my response to that other joke....

Ha!

wow, Padme is getting a real bum rap this week so far!

Now that's comedy!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 10:31 AM

And it should be 'bollocks' - but you're getting there

Zing!

"Hey, steady girl. What's the matter? You smell something?"

And I thought they smelled bad... in the port-o-potty!

Don't know what it is, but it seems like everyone's got $**t on the brain recently.

I blame Nick at Nite. 'Course, I blame them for everything.

That sounds serious. Is it a some kind of pandemic?

Nah, just a fashionable new hat style.

"What would Padme do if she were in your position?!" "She would do her doody."

Damn, you're right! "Position" makes it even grosser!

	gold5 I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 10:48 AM If? Sorry, I forgot. BTW, good call on using "furthest."/b] Did I do good or did I err? Please don't make me think about what I write. It will give me brain freeze. After all it is only the equivalent of a Commodore 364 at my best guess. I only do simple tasks.

Darth Rex0
So be it....

date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 11:06 AM

I knew she dove out of that transport. She just had to go right then. Typical woman, that needs to pull over as soon as the trip gets started.

"Honey, I have to go now"

"Are you kidding? We just got started and Count Dooku is right there. A war is at stake here!"

"I'm not kidding and if you don't pull over right now I'm going to jump out of this ship and do it right in the middle of Geonosis!"

"Yeah right, go ahead........Padme?"

Good one Stoogie.

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 11:49 AM He said doody Im running out of bunnies

	Captain Peabody
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 12:01 PM Potty humor! Poop! Poop! "Honey, I have to go now" Ha ha! Very good..

	JediPug1 Like My Father Before Me
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 12:34 PM Oh, poodoo!

	amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 12:34 PM SEE!!! Anakin's such a nice guy...looking out for Padme and all...helping her do her... ...ami giggles...doody...hehehehe... Typical woman ...what's with the purple dinosaur?...he shows up here like he owns the place...like he really should be commenting all the time or something... You got a problem with women, Barney?

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 2:19 PM But wasn't every trooper already filling out their call of doody by hunting down Count Doodoo? Bollocks Nevermind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols!

	germanspeakingjedi 235
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 3:42 PM Im running out of bunnies Dude I've seen that one before! "Force, blah!" Good joke stooge! Helped me stop freaking out about my german test a little.

	Merryman-Lyon A Wild Bantha Chase
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 3:54 PM doody So now we all have to be from Boston? Nice.

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 5:26 PM Ya know, doing your doody all the time can really stink after awhile. Ya gotta make time for relaxation and stuff! Count Doodoo? His name just screams that, doesn't it?!

	Joe-P-Wan Kollinopi
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 6:40 PM [padme] No, no --uhhh. We need to get to that--uhhh--outhouse! [/padme]

	leia19886 Some One get this big walking carpet out of my way
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 7:01 PM May the Pepto Bismal be with you

	Joe-P-Wan Kollinopi
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 7:10 PM As Long John Silver says, "Doody is doody!" Im running out of bunnies ! Why don't you try movie bloopers? It's getting late where I am, and I have a cold, so I'd better get to bed.

	Darth Rex0 So be it....
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 7:53 PM like he really should be commenting all the time or something... Har, Har. Glad to see the sarcasm of the OLD folks is still going strong. slap Yep, glad to be back.

	amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 8:14 PM Glad to see the sarcasm of the OLD folks is still going strong. Watch it, Barney! I've learned a thing or two in your absence...and some things never change! slap ...for good measure. STOOGE! Come put this guy in his place or somethin'! Can't you...you know...blacklist him?!?!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 9:41 PM

Did I do good or did I err?

Any time the auto-censor doesn't kick in, you've done good.

"I'm not kidding and if you don't pull over right now I'm going to jump out of this ship and do it right in the middle of Geonosis!"

Back with a vengeance!
I knew the potty humor would catch someone's attention.

Im running out of bunnies

There's gotta be plenty more of those bunny-movie spoofs, no?

Potty humor! Poop! Poop!

That about sums it up, yes.

Oh, poodoo!

You rang?

...what's with the purple dinosaur?

I know, I'm as shocked as you are. In a good way. Mostly.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 9:42 PM

But wasn't every trooper already filling out their call of doody by hunting down Count Doodoo?

Reminds me of something... oh yeah, a Shameless Blug Alert!

Helped me stop freaking out about my german test a little.

But if you speak it, the test should be easy!

So now we all have to be from Boston?

They apparently worked that into their World Series contract. Damn you, Fox Broadcasting!

Ya know, doing your doody all the time can really stink after awhile.

Better than holding it in. Trust me.

[padme] No, no --uhhh. We need to get to that--uhhh--outhouse! [/padme]

Ha! Love it!

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 9:42 PM May the Pepto Bismal be with you Ahoy! Why don't you try movie bloopers? Also a good idea. Glad to see the sarcasm of the OLD folks is still going strong. Look we so old to young eyes? STOOGE! Come put this guy in his place or somethin'! Can't you...you know...blacklist him?!?! Wow, blacklisting! That does bring me back.

zach starwalker

date Posted: Oct 31, 2007 12:08 PM

STOOGE! Come put this guy in his place or somethin'! Can't you...you know...blacklist him?!?!

Wow, blacklisting! That does bring me back. STOOGE! Come put this guy in his place or somethin'! Can't you...you know...blacklist him?!?!

Wow, blacklisting! That does bring me back.

Ah the old days. I remember when most of the bloggers got banned for that one incident. Remeber. Good times.

	Joe-P-Wan Kollinopi
date Posted: Oct 31, 2007 2:31 PM Ha! Love it! Thank you, thank you. Also a good idea. Again, thank you. May the Pepto Bismal be with you. What's that?

	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Oct 31, 2007 9:36 PM I'm not even going to go there! Okay, I admit it. I laugh at these kinds of jokes! MTFBWY

	Aurin_Starkiller
date Posted: Nov 02, 2007 2:34 PM Groan...

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