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by: The Stooge

date posted: Nov 13, 2007 7:07 AM

Knock Knock #26

Knock Knock
Who's there?

Opee.
Opee who?

Opee de blast doors! Opee de blast doors!

http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/488

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	Smuggler Jedi Hokey Religions and A Good Blaster at My Side
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 7:25 AM I have a three year-old at home. When I saw "Opee," I thought you were going to go in a different direction. I'm thankful you did not.

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 7:34 AM "Close the blast doors." That's one funny thing about the Special Edition. The Trooper, in a very calm voice, reads: "Close the blast doors." Had it been thought of in 1975 (or whenever it was actually filmed) it might have been funny, now it's just awkward. "Close the blast doors." "OK, George, that's an extra $50 for the day, right?"

	slow Slow's Rebel Ramblings
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 7:54 AM nice! You deserve to have that song stuck in your head now! Seriously, good joke. Any reference to The Andy Griffith Show, Opie Taylor, Ron Howard (the duck)?

	hansgirl3 Invoking the Squee
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 8:03 AM Hee hee! I remember when the movie originally came out I laughed so hard when they said, "Close the blast doors." and our heroes all jumped through and then they frantically said, "Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!" The next time I saw it, you couldn't hear the "Close the blast doors." line. I'm glad they brought it back out later.

	ewanandhaydenfan5 I Have You Now!
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 8:14 AM I'm gonna have the "Andy Griffith Show" theme song in my head all day now. Thanks, buddy.

	Corterville Yoda's House of Pancakes
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 8:34 AM Knock Knock Who's there? Opee. Opee who? Opee pee (Yeah you know me!) That's what I thought you were going for initially

	DPM_Shadowluker Fleeting Shadows Of Thoughts
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 8:48 AM Bathroom is the third door on the RIGHT not the LEFT!

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 9:35 AM Actually, the whole sequence is: "Colo ze blast doors! Opee de blast doors, opee de blast doors!" You can thank/berate me later.

	Sarlacc-Pitt Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 9:45 AM Opee-Wan Can No Pee.

	Darth_Hiram A Journey into The Force
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 9:45 AM good one Stooge! This one would've worked well in the Naboo underwater world ... though the accent wouldn't quite fit if it were Jar Jar I suppose ...

	gold5 I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 9:53 AM Opee. Opee who? That would be a blast door that neeeeeds to remain closed at all costs.

	Darth Draconius A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 9:57 AM Opee. Opee who? Opee Three-See (That's C-3P0 running backwards.)

	vadersgirl33 vadersgirl_reflections
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 10:26 AM Are you sure he's not related to the Opie on the Andy Griffith show??? Nice joke, Stooge!! vadersgirl33

	JediPug1 Like My Father Before Me
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 10:44 AM Aunt Bea might have a thing or two to say about this joke, young man!

	Aurin_Starkiller
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 11:39 AM That joke was so funny I almost opeed myself. I think I should leave the funny stuff to Stooge... God Bless, May the Schwartz be with you...

	leia19886 Some One get this big walking carpet out of my way
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 11:51 AM Obi-Wan = you went completly the opposite direction. Now we'll never find the bathroom! Anakin = sorry master -- zooms around several times -- see master it's right there Clever Stooge!! Hope your having a good day!!

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 12:24 PM There's always a bigger fish. Or more Jacks. Did anyone else start to crack up during the movie when those were on.

	Kenobi-fan The Jundland Wastes Journal
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 12:26 PM Opee de blast doors! Good job...that'll stall 'em!

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 1:02 PM Opee de blast doors! Good job...that'll stall 'em! Like spraying a bull with mace. Sorry local new story.

	Sol Kassar Ramblings from the Detention Center (Startled)
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 1:29 PM Blast! All the urine jokes have been taken...

	Kenobi-fan The Jundland Wastes Journal
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 1:34 PM Blast! Gas it up, fuzzball....

	Captain Peabody
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 2:06 PM Knock Knock Who's there? Nexu Nexu who? Next to the door, you idiot; now let me in!

	Fleete "Alert all commands. Deploy the Fleete!"
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 3:05 PM /wipe_forehead I thought you were going in the direction of a certain creature making leaving a steaming pile at the pod race, the Eopie. Clever as usual, hehe.

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 3:47 PM Opee de blast doors! Opee de blast doors! Sounds like me when I have a cold! "Stah Wahs is by faborite bovie. Adakid turd (ha!) to da dahk side."

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 3:58 PM I eem taikin dis coouch!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 5:21 PM

When I saw "Opee," I thought you were going to go in a different direction.

Been there, done that.

<-----Shameless Blug Alert!

That's one funny thing about the Special Edition. The Trooper, in a very calm voice, reads: "Close the blast doors."

I love mellow trooper.

Any reference to The Andy Griffith Show, Opie Taylor, Ron Howard (the duck)?

Ha! That's like Six Degrees of Star Wars!

The next time I saw it, you couldn't hear the "Close the blast doors." line. I'm glad they brought it back out later.

Having been raised on the VHS version, it was a nice surprise for me in the SE. I suddenly thought, "Hey, that makes sense now!"

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 5:21 PM

I'm gonna have the "Andy Griffith Show" theme song in my head all day now.

I'm whistling it now.

Opee pee (Yeah you know me!)

There's no such thing as too much potty humor!

Bathroom is the third door on the RIGHT not the LEFT!

(Too late.)

Actually, the whole sequence is:
"Colo ze blast doors! Opee de blast doors, opee de blast doors!"

Given the current state of comments, maybe it should be "Colo[n]..."

You can thank/berate me later.

The check's in the mail!

Opee-Wan Can No Pee.

No wonder he was always so grumpy!

This one would've worked well in the Naboo underwater world ...

I got news for ya... that wasn't water!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 5:22 PM

That would be a blast door that neeeeeds to remain closed at all costs.

It's more of a dam, them?

(That's C-3P0 running backwards.)

Catch him! He owes me five bucks!

Are you sure he's not related to the Opie on the Andy Griffith show???

Wellllllllllllllll... he did direct Willow, didn't he?

Aunt Bea might have a thing or two to say about this joke, young man!

I'm more worried about Aunt Beru.

That joke was so funny I almost opeed myself.

Almost? I wasn't so lucky.

Obi-Wan = you went completly the opposite direction. Now we'll never find the bathroom!

Oh, we've all been there! Painful.

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 5:22 PM Or more Jacks. Link was a bit messed up! Good job...that'll stall 'em! Ahoy! Like spraying a bull with mace. Windu? Blast! All the urine jokes have been taken... Urine good company, I suppose. Gas it up, fuzzball.... Lovin' it! (And good to see ya, K-fan! K-fan -- that's a name I've not heard since... the last Knock Knock, I think.)

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 5:23 PM

Next to the door, you idiot; now let me in!

Oooooh, good one!

I thought you were going in the direction of a certain creature making leaving a steaming pile at the pod race, the Eopie.

Those creatures are a gift to jesters everywhere, no doubt about it!

Sounds like me when I have a cold! "Stah Wahs is by faborite bovie. Adakid turd

You said it, not me.

I eem taikin dis coouch!

Ha!

	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 5:25 PM I need a quick get-away!!! MTFBWY

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 5:40 PM Like spraying a bull with mace. Windu? No pepper spray. The officer was new that week too. Now they need a um. Replacement. Ok the next time I put up a screwed up link slap me. So Ill upgrade to the whole scene this time. Yar har har. Can I show people getting hanged while siging.

	DJ Maul: Got Feet? DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 6:26 PM actually, I think "Opee Da Blast Doors" came about after an unfortunate incident with a trooper who couldnt get his armor off fast enough to make the mens room...

	amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Nov 13, 2007 8:22 PM I got nothin'...again...

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Nov 14, 2007 7:35 AM

I need a quick get-away!!!

Sounds like you got one on Saturday.

Now they need a um. Replacement.

Ouch!

Can I show people getting hanged while siging.

Go for it, I love that scene.

actually, I think "Opee Da Blast Doors" came about after an unfortunate incident with a trooper who couldnt get his armor off fast enough to make the mens room...

Honestly, how do those 501st dudes do it? Do they just not eat or drink while in costume?

I got nothin'...again...

You still beat me. I got less than nothing. And I still publish it.

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Nov 14, 2007 7:55 AM Can I show people getting hanged while siging. Go for it, I love that scene. On it.

	germanspeakingjedi 235
date Posted: Nov 15, 2007 12:36 PM DUDE! BEAST KNOK KNOK EVER!

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