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 | Limerick Friday! |
 While Leia was aboard the Death Star
Vader was cruel and oppressed 'er
But she had to scoff
When his mask fell off
And he looked just like Uncle Fester!
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http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/503 |
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slow
Slow's Rebel Ramblings
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date Posted: Nov 30, 2007 8:11 AM
Some say he looked just like Curly*
Though he was bigger and badder and surly
"The Dark Side's the best"
"Oh surely you jest"
"I'm Anakin so don't call me Shirley"
*(for those too young, Curly was one of the 6 Three Stooges)
1)Moe
2)Larry
3)Shemp (back again after Curly)
4)Curly
5)Joe
6)Curly Joe
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Jade Sabre777
A luminous being, I am...
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date Posted: Nov 30, 2007 8:34 AM
Hee hee! 
"They started out as sla-aves,
The members are really bra-ave,
Ani could never beha-ave,
The Skywalker Family! Da da da da! *snap snap*"
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ral_kleest
The Jedi Way: Preserving the Light
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date Posted: Nov 30, 2007 8:49 AM
Uncle Fester!
 That is who he looks like!
But with the mask on, I'd have to go with Lurch. Tall, dark, gruesome and the deepest voice in the galaxy.
Special Lurch Edition:
Imp Officer: The Emperor demands that you make contact with him.
Vader before the hologram: You rang....
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nob01
Oil Bath Bubbles
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date Posted: Nov 30, 2007 9:36 AM
Excellent!
I wanna see Vader put a light bulb in his mouth.
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XerrolNightstinger
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date Posted: Nov 30, 2007 9:40 AM
All Chewie needs to do is inhale a helium balloon and he'd be just like Cousin Itt!
And Luke's severed hand in Empire is obviously the origins of Thing.
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Corterville
Yoda's House of Pancakes
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date Posted: Nov 30, 2007 11:57 AM
And he looked just like Uncle Fester!
That would also explain why there was a severed hand running around the house.
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Captain Peabody
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date Posted: Nov 30, 2007 12:23 PM
Uncle Fester!
*Checks Wikipedia* Ha! Very funny, Stooge...
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: Nov 30, 2007 12:32 PM
Hmm. Did they do illusions in that show. Its to old and I dont think I ever watched it.
Now follow my directions. Watch this video carefully. Stare at the center. When it says to look away. And its not one of those scary videos. Plus there is a little something for GaWJ in it.
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Nov 30, 2007 1:53 PM
Good one!
Thanky!
Some say he looked just like Curly*
Though he was bigger and badder and surly
My day is made!
*(for those too young, Curly was one of the 6 Three Stooges)
Even if you are too young, ignorance is no excuse!
Uncle Fester was cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It means "to rot."
The Skywalker Family! Da da da da! *snap snap
Ha! Great job.
While this lim was very impressive
Vader was actually submissive
A rare Sol lim! 
Because the botox was quite expensive.
Just ask poor, poor Doctor Evazan. When plastic surgery goes bad, indeed.
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Nov 30, 2007 1:54 PM
Vader before the hologram: You rang....
I can see it now!
Leia was introduced to the funny side of the Force!
Which, as it turns out, was just a dude who loved to tickle.
I wanna see Vader put a light bulb in his mouth.
... there's got to be a way I can exploit this into a lightbulb joke...
All Chewie needs to do is inhale a helium balloon and he'd be just like Cousin Itt!
And Luke's severed hand in Empire is obviously the origins of Thing.
LOL. Perfection!
The Skywalker Family started
When Uncle Vader....
Oh no she di'int!
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Nov 30, 2007 1:55 PM
Shouldn't that be Limerick Wednesday?
Frickin' brilliant. And yes, dammit, you're absolutely right!
Now I have the sudden urge to kiss a tightly-dressed pale woman up the arm....
Oh Tish!
Now I feel like waltzing...
and speaking French...
If only I could do either...
That would also explain why there was a severed hand running around the house.
Ooooh, Xerrol beat ya to it!
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Nov 30, 2007 1:55 PM
Gives a WHOLE new meaning to Force Lightning.
UNLIMITED POWER!
*Checks Wikipedia*
Its to old and I dont think I ever watched it.
Gah! You're missing out!
At least see the fine feature films released in the 90's.
When it says to look away.
... was I supposed to look away or not? I'm confused.
And I have a headache.
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darthgrievious93
Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
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date Posted: Nov 30, 2007 2:20 PM
Chewie and Thing, reunited at last.
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: Nov 30, 2007 3:17 PM
... was I supposed to look away or not? I'm confused.
And I have a headache.
You were supposed to look away. You would have seen the room moving in strange directions. I dont know if it will work on you since you are colorblind.
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Jade Sabre777
A luminous being, I am...
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date Posted: Nov 30, 2007 4:42 PM
And its not one of those scary videos.
Ha! Ouch! Ha! Ouch! Ha! Ouch! I had my eyes dialated this afternoon so now I reeeeaaalllly have a headache. Ouch. 
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: Nov 30, 2007 5:48 PM
And its not one of those scary videos.
Ha! Ouch! Ha! Ouch! Ha! Ouch! I had my eyes dialated this afternoon so now I reeeeaaalllly have a headache. Ouch.
You think it didnt hurt my eyes too. But did you get the full effect. The whole boiling look.
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Dec 02, 2007 12:11 AM
Chewie and Thing, reunited at last.
They're the original Odd Couple!
... wait, that's Chewie and Vader.
You were supposed to look away.
Now ya tell me.
Ha! Ouch! Ha! Ouch! Ha! Ouch!
That was me allllllllllllllll Friday.
Hi
Hey cool gal!
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: Dec 02, 2007 11:59 AM
You were supposed to look away.
Now ya tell me.
Did it work for you. Because it has to do with the colors but you are color blind. I dont know what would happen. Enlighten me.
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Aurin_Starkiller
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date Posted: Dec 02, 2007 9:26 PM
Brilliant.
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germanspeakingjedi 235
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date Posted: Dec 03, 2007 3:07 PM
Is Uncle Fester some dude from the Addams Family? Other then that, good one!
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