Goodbye, Earl.

Of course, it helped that Palpatine had lots of friends in Clone places...

What Does A Jedi Get If They Play Darth Brooks Records Backwards - NOTHING - The Order Number Would Still Be 66!!!

Stoogie...

Is this some sort of political statement?

He was told to execute Order Dixie Chicks!

Yee-Haw!!!! What a great joke, pardner!!

This joke is such a drawl...

He was told to execute Order Dixie Chicks!

That's just maines.




Natalie Maines

This one's really good. Most of the time I just chuckle at the joke. Today I actually LOL'd

Darth Brooks=excellence!

...and who played the part of Palpatine in this scenario?



My favorite Dixie Chicks song...ever.

Loved this one!!

Happy Monday. y'all!

I hear there are still a few hiding on Ord Mandrell...

Sure it wasnt execute the order of Dixie Chicks...

But anyway...

And I'm sure they'll make a country song out of it!

Have you heard Padme's latest single? It's a hit on the Country Charts. Turn the radio up and grab a kleenex, 'cuz they're playin' "You're Not the Man I Married".

Why did the clone trooper start killing off country music stars?
To save my eardrums..... *prepares for incoming tomatoes*

And I'm sure they'll make a country song out of it!
"Well the Clone, he shot me. Then my wife, she left me. Then my nexu, well he left me too, oooooo!"

*runs*

Order 66...I'm sensing a theme to your jokes lately.

If we combine a couple of your last gags, we derive eau de Dixie Chicks - which I'm sure would be a big seller.
Somewhere.

Darth Brooks=excellence!

Hey, no fair brown-nosing the mods.

Goodbye, Earl.

Best laugh I've had since lask week's 30 Rock.

Of course, it helped that Palpatine had lots of friends in Clone places...

Ha! Damn, that would have been a perfect title...

What Does A Jedi Get If They Play Darth Brooks Records Backwards - NOTHING

Not even Sithly Satanic verses?

Is this some sort of political statement?

Naw. Hell, it's barely a pun!

Yee-Haw!!!! What a great joke, pardner!!

Awww, gawsh-durn it!

This joke is such a drawl...

Just because I speak slow doesn't mean...
... I forget.

That's just maines.

Ahoy!

Today I actually LOL'd

I'm as shocked as you are!

...and who played the part of Palpatine in this scenario?

I'd say Toby Keith, but he's more of a Chewbacca type.

Happy Monday. y'all!

Nice addition there at the end!

I hear there are still a few hiding on Ord Mandrell...

An educated larf!

But anyway...

Ah, I love that clip!

And I'm sure they'll make a country song out of it!

Cloneboy Take Me Away...

Have you heard Padme's latest single? It's a hit on the Country Charts.

Years ago, I saw a Top Ten list of SW-inspired country songs. Damned if I can find it nowadays, but it was hi-larious!

Then my nexu, well he left me too, oooooo!

The nexu, too? I can see why he's takin' to drinkin'.

Order 66...I'm sensing a theme to your jokes lately.

If a theme is "write whatever the previous joke inspired," then yeah, I suppose this is a theme.

If we combine a couple of your last gags, we derive eau de Dixie Chicks

"The sweet smell of success... followed by boycotts, protests, and death threats."

Hey, no fair brown-nosing the mods.

Ha! Love it!

Good 'un Stooge.

b]I'd say Toby Keith, but he's more of a Chewbacca type
Dang! That made me laugh so hard I actually spit my tabacca out onto to this here typewriter thingamabob!

What Does A Jedi Get If They Play Darth Brooks Records Backwards - NOTHING

Not even Sithly Satanic verses?

It actually sounds like a wookie stepping on an ewoks foot...

This joke sucked.

And if you believe that, I have some oceanfront property on Tatooine.

Hey, no fair brown-nosing the mods.
After the tongue lashing I gave them on my blog last week, I have to kiss their a** a little.

What? No tomatoes? Cool..... How far can I take this?

Actually, I'm surprised no one has brought up Luke and Anakin's supposed whining in relation to certain country songs....

I think they were afraid of friends in glow places.

Palpy saw his reflection in the snow-covered hills of Aalderann!!!

But anyway...

Ah, I love that clip!

I love the entire show. Especially the janitor with Maul and then Mace and then Sideous .

Was this the time when the Dark Lord went down to Georgia?

I'm sure I would be laughing if my throat wasn't as dry as the Dune Sea. Laughing hurts right now.

I'm sure I would be laughing if my throat wasn't as dry as the Dune Sea. Laughing hurts right now.

I took the day off from school. Whenever inertia is acted up me I almost puke. I think I have a sinus infection and and ear infection. Being sick sucks.

I actually spit my tabacca out onto to this here typewriter thingamabob!

Don't get technical on me!

It actually sounds like a wookie stepping on an ewoks foot...

Music to my ears.

And if you believe that, I have some oceanfront property on Tatooine.

By the Dune Sea??? Sold!

After the tongue lashing I gave them on my blog last week, I have to kiss their a** a little.

I wouldn't worry. They're above petty human emotions.

Actually, I'm surprised no one has brought up Luke and Anakin's supposed whining in relation to certain country songs....

For someone who claims to dislike it, you sure seem to know a lot about country music...

I think they were afraid of friends in glow places.

Hopefully the wound will be cauterized...

Palpy saw his reflection in the snow-covered hills of Aalderann!!!

You're got that one covered!

Heh... heh... please, let's all just move on.

I love the entire show.

And I guess they re-ran it recently. Thank you, DVR!

Was this the time when the Dark Lord went down to Georgia?

Hey, my wife went there today! What are you implying?

Laughing hurts right now.

Then this blog should be a safe zone for ya.

Whenever inertia is acted up me I almost puke.

I have no idea what this sentence means, but that doesn't stop me from loving it.

n'kinrd teiuq I esens nuf hcum ain't uoy slirg ^O

I never really liked the Dixie Chicks anyway. Their music just is not my cup of tea!!

Musical and funny!

Why did the clone trooper start killing off country music stars?
To save my eardrums..... *prepares for incoming tomatoes*

Hea! Hea! (dat's an agreement) *ducks, just in case*

Hey Stooge, I'm back, sorry i've been gone, my estranged sis isn't, i won't rate anymore. Did I miss anything?

30,000 pounds of...... supply a Star Wars fruit, someone?

(wait, that isn't country, is it.)

It'd be a silent house after that order was executed...

(Only reason I know that song, and none of their others, is that it was co-written with the lead singer of Crowded House, Neil Finn, who also recorded it for their latest album.)

(This interlude was brought to you by the fact that this is an educational blog.)

Whenever inertia is acted up me I almost puke.

I have no idea what this sentence means, but that doesn't stop me from loving it.

Whenever I start to move or turn while moving or stop moving(all of those create inertia) I almost puke. It sucks. My new spiny computer chair is a nightmare.

Ba-doom-CHING!

:P

What are you implying?

She plays the fiddle?

"Just to let y'all know, we are ashamed the Supreme Chancellor is from Naboo."

For someone who claims to dislike it, you sure seem to know a lot about country music...
Only as much as I need to know in order to mock it! Plus my grandma is into it. *shudders remembering long car trips*

"Just to let y'all know, we are ashamed the Supreme Chancellor is from Naboo."
Hilarious!!!!

n'kinrd teiuq I esens nuf hcum ain't uoy slirg

Oooooooh, my head now hurts.

I never really liked the Dixie Chicks anyway. Their music just is not my cup of tea!!

My wife got me into 'em. Pretty good stuff.

Musical and funny!

Just like my first clarinet recital!
Except nobody said that was musical...

30,000 pounds of...... supply a Star Wars fruit, someone?

Harry Chapin... hmmmm....

(wait, that isn't country, is it.)

Scranton? That's a good question!

(This interlude was brought to you by the fact that this is an educational blog.)

Woo hoo! For the first time in days, it is!

My new spiny computer chair is a nightmare.

I bet it's fun when you're feeling okay, though.

Ba-doom-CHING!

Hooray for rimshots!

She plays the fiddle?

And she's been keeping this talent from me? Why?!?

"Just to let y'all know, we are ashamed the Supreme Chancellor is from Naboo."

Well done, ol' chap.

Plus my grandma is into it.

She sounds like a hoot!

She sounds like a hoot!

She sounds like the cry of an owl?

n'kinrd teiuq I esens nuf hcum ain't uoy slirg

She is speaking in tongues. Exorcise her!

"The sweet smell of success... followed by boycotts, protests, and death threats."

Hmmm, sounds like the initial fans' reaction to Episode I.