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Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

by: The Stooge

date posted: Feb 20, 2008 8:59 AM

Requiem For A GalactiVac 4000

Why did Anakin Skywalker bring his vacuum accessories to an auction house?

He was told that attachments are for biddin'!

http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/571

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	hansgirl3 Invoking the Squee
date Posted: Feb 20, 2008 9:07 AM Ha ha! Ironically, I'll be purchasing a new vacuum next week. I wonder where I can get the Galactivac line...

	jediprincess77 I Know...
date Posted: Feb 20, 2008 9:16 AM He was quoted as saying, "This sucks."

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Feb 20, 2008 9:21 AM He should put it on Uttini-Bay.

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Feb 20, 2008 9:22 AM Going once, going twice, SOLD! To the Wookiee with the life debt. (If that ain't attachment I don't know what is)

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Feb 20, 2008 9:40 AM Can it light fires?

	amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Feb 20, 2008 9:56 AM He was told that attachments are for biddin'! Ok, now I don't like Anakin...making money off of his attachments...rotten troll. Happy now?

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Feb 20, 2008 10:03 AM I don't know if anyone has guessed the theme of your blog roll or not (they probably have), but it is bloggers with parenthesis in their blog name. By the way, if attachments are for biddin' then why doesn't he sell that Padawan braid? It's obviously a fake! MTFBWY! God bless!

	Corterville Yoda's House of Pancakes
date Posted: Feb 20, 2008 10:47 AM attachments are for biddin'! 25 credits for the arm, 50 for the leg...oh wait, I thought you said detachments are for biddin'.

	Corterville Yoda's House of Pancakes
date Posted: Feb 20, 2008 11:35 AM Hey Stooge, I tried emailing you-twice-and my message got sent back. What's up with your email?

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: Feb 20, 2008 12:34 PM He was quoted as saying, "This sucks." It sucks up sand, which also apparently sucks.

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: Feb 20, 2008 12:37 PM Er...by the way, you have to go to Episode 2 in that link.....otherwise you'll all give me funny looks and wonder what the link was for......besides the fact that it cracked me up...... Yeah, I'm done now.

	gold5 I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
date Posted: Feb 20, 2008 1:19 PM Apparently the Galactivac was losing favor on the consumer market. He got hosed on the bids.

	Sarlacc-Pitt Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: Feb 20, 2008 1:29 PM And who was the auctioneer? Sothebi-Wan Kenobi!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

date Posted: Feb 20, 2008 1:57 PM

Ironically, I'll be purchasing a new vacuum next week.

The only one I've ever seen worth its weight is a twenty year-old ElectroLux. They probably don't even make 'em any more.

Um, I mean -- yes, buy a GalactiVac!

He was quoted as saying, "This sucks."

Always the whiner...

He should put it on Uttini-Bay.

Ha!
Though I hear some of those Jawas are scammers...

Going once, going twice, SOLD! To the Wookiee with the life debt.

I'm wary of his credit...

Can it light fires?

See, Star Wars is right! Fire can exist in a vacuum!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

date Posted: Feb 20, 2008 1:58 PM

Ok, now I don't like Anakin...

My work here is done!

I don't know if anyone has guessed the theme of your blog roll or not (they probably have)

Yup.

By the way, if attachments are for biddin' then why doesn't he sell that Padawan braid?

Extensions aren't allowed?!? Somebody forgot to tell Qui-Gon!

...oh wait, I thought you said detachments are for biddin'.

If that was the case, Anakin would be the richest guy in the galaxy!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

date Posted: Feb 20, 2008 1:59 PM

Hey Stooge, I tried emailing you-twice-and my message got sent back. What's up with your email?

Dunno, but you're the second to tell me! The Yahoo folks now know, hopefully they'll fix it. Meanwhile, feel free to use thestooge -- atsign -- wookiee.com... that still seems to work.

It sucks up sand, which also apparently sucks.

Ha! Classic link.

Apparently the Galactivac was losing favor on the consumer market. He got hosed on the bids.

Zing!

And who was the auctioneer?
Sothebi-Wan Kenobi!

Very nice.

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: Feb 20, 2008 2:16 PM I think the Red Hot Chili Peppers might have a knack for this joke.

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Feb 20, 2008 2:18 PM So what was Anakin's vacuum cleaner called anyway? The Hosin' One? ... get it? Hose.. Ch..osen... nevermind.

	germanspeakingjedi 235
date Posted: Feb 20, 2008 4:56 PM NICE!!!! Thanks for the giggle! I've been a bit stressed at school today, so I needed that!

	Holo-cron
date Posted: Feb 20, 2008 5:52 PM Wow, I haven't been to the blogs in ages... glad to see you're still here!

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: Feb 20, 2008 8:06 PM nevermind. Hello, hello, hello, how low, hello, hello, hello, how low....

	leia19886 Someone get this big walking carpet out of my way ...
date Posted: Feb 20, 2008 8:56 PM hyperspace membership $$$ comming home to stooge jokes -- priceless!!!!!!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

date Posted: Feb 20, 2008 9:15 PM

I think the Red Hot Chili Peppers might have a knack for this joke.

... eh?

So what was Anakin's vacuum cleaner called anyway?
The Hosin' One?

Ha! Much better than my gag.

I've been a bit stressed at school today, so I needed that!

School can do that. But hey, you get summers off, right?

Wow, I haven't been to the blogs in ages... glad to see you're still here!

Good to see ya! And yup, still here. I'm as fresh as expired cream cheese.

Hello, hello, hello, how low, hello, hello, hello, how low....

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: Feb 21, 2008 2:21 PM eh? Suck My Kiss?

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')
date Posted: Feb 22, 2008 11:15 AM Didn't know that one, DG93!

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