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Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date posted: Feb 26, 2008 8:04 AM
May The Forceps Be With You
Didja hear about the Jedi who became a gynecologist?


They called him OB-Wan Kenobi.

  PrincessAngel39
date Posted: Feb 26, 2008 8:23 AM
:) :) I cannot complain about my gynecologist, but I could try a change ..... ;
jediprincess77
I Know...
date Posted: Feb 26, 2008 8:23 AM
If you follow your joke through to the punchline, it will take the comments to a place they cannot go...
jedilily1026
Years Matter Not (Gone Crazy...Be Back Soon)
date Posted: Feb 26, 2008 8:34 AM
Where's his office phone number?????
Darth Draconius
A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
date Posted: Feb 26, 2008 8:48 AM
:O So THAT's where they got their name.
Sarlacc-Pitt
Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: Feb 26, 2008 8:57 AM
And of course, he was the apprentice of Qui-Gon GYN.
  Noah773
date Posted: Feb 26, 2008 9:29 AM
Somehow I feel this is related to why he always had a blue lightsaber.
nob01
Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Feb 26, 2008 9:54 AM
So that's why he kept going on about his 'certain point of view'.
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Feb 26, 2008 10:10 AM
I cannot complain about my gynecologist, but I could try a change .....

I hear Ewan's always up for a free examination.
Not that he's ever went to med school, mind you...

If you follow your joke through to the punchline, it will take the comments to a place they cannot go...

Hey, don't blame me, I kept it clean, right? :D

Where's his office phone number?????

Just call the Jedi Temple and ask for the doctor.
Doctor LOVE.
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Feb 26, 2008 10:11 AM
So THAT's where they got their name.

It's an educational blog!

And of course, he was the apprentice of Qui-Gon GYN.

:^O Too perfect. Love it!

Somehow I feel this is related to why he always had a blue lightsaber.

When it turns green, does that mean you're pregnant?

So that's why he kept going on about his 'certain point of view'.

I see it! I see the head!
gold5
I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
date Posted: Feb 26, 2008 11:34 AM
My destiny lies along a different PAP.


Corterville
Yoda's House of Pancakes
date Posted: Feb 26, 2008 11:36 AM
OB Wan: And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
  zach starwalker
date Posted: Feb 26, 2008 1:21 PM
I saw the joke an immediately thought this was going somewhere bad.

And apparently this is cute. But I have yet to watch it.
  darthgrievious93
Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: Feb 26, 2008 2:32 PM
Hooray?
  GalacticBabe
I Have a Bad Feeling About This!
date Posted: Feb 26, 2008 3:02 PM
Ho ho! I know a certain Granny who would just LOVE for OB-Wan to be her GYN -- Yeah, I went there!:D :x
amidalooine
The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Feb 26, 2008 3:30 PM
Ooooo...I'll go to him when he's got Anakin bailing him out! :D :D :D
  germanspeakingjedi 235
date Posted: Feb 26, 2008 3:44 PM
I don't get it. Can somebody explain please?
  zach starwalker
date Posted: Feb 26, 2008 4:26 PM
I don't get it. Can somebody explain please?

No one explain anything!
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Feb 26, 2008 4:44 PM
My destiny lies along a different PAP.

Zing!
You and your smear campaigns...

OB Wan: And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

Oh no he di'int!

I saw the joke an immediately thought this was going somewhere bad.

Moi?

And apparently this is cute.

She soitenly is. Bonus that she likes SW.

Hooray?

For everything!
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Feb 26, 2008 4:44 PM
I know a certain Granny who would just LOVE for OB-Wan to be her GYN

Who would possibly be so perv--
Oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

I'll go to him when he's got Anakin bailing him out!

Anakin? He's more ultrasound machine than man...

Can somebody explain please?

Ummmm...

No one explain anything!

Bless you, Mr. Z!
leia19886
Some One get this big walking carpet out of my way
date Posted: Feb 26, 2008 5:10 PM
I'll second the motion that if all OBGYN's looked like young Obi-Wan, us ladies
would not fret out annual visit;)

Darth_Hiram
A Journey into The Force
date Posted: Feb 26, 2008 5:35 PM
and he was armed with tampons rather than a lightsaber.
  zach starwalker
date Posted: Feb 26, 2008 6:07 PM
No one explain anything!

Bless you, Mr. Z!


Thank you Mr. F.
Jade Sabre777
A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: Feb 26, 2008 6:13 PM
Ummmmm............ :8}

I don't get it. Can somebody explain please?
No one explain anything!
Thank you, Zach! Germanspeakingjedi, just close your ears and go "la la la la la," okay? ;) (Not like that'll help, since you're reading, but whatever....)
Corterville
Yoda's House of Pancakes
date Posted: Feb 26, 2008 9:22 PM
Blog roll: No profiles?
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Feb 26, 2008 9:50 PM
if all OBGYN's looked like young Obi-Wan, us ladies would not fret out annual visit

Old Obi doesn't work for ya? Wow, age discrimination, here of all places.

and he was armed with tampons rather than a lightsaber.

Oooh, Maxi-big da Force.

Thank you Mr. F.

... I got nothin'.

Germanspeakingjedi, just close your ears and go "la la la la la," okay?

Then spin. Spin like you mean it! Spin like the wind!

Blog roll: No profiles?

Nope. Cool guess, though.
DJ Maul: Got Feet?
DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: Feb 27, 2008 5:43 AM
And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!


im SO glad/horrified someone else beat me to that one.....

"OB Wan: I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old OB-Wan on some damn fool idealistic free clinic like your father did.

Luke: What is it?

OB-Wan: Your father's Speculum. This is the examination tool of a Jedi GYNight. . Not as clumsy or random as an endoscope; an elegant tool for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi GYNights were the guardians of the cervix and ovaries in the Old Republic. Before the dark times... before Medicare...".
  PrincessAngel39
date Posted: Feb 27, 2008 8:41 AM
[i]And of course, he was the apprentice of Qui-Gon GYN.
Great!!!:^O
  PrincessAngel39
date Posted: Feb 27, 2008 8:44 AM
DJ Maul: Brilliant!!
Michelle1968
M68- Star Wars Kid at Heart
date Posted: Feb 27, 2008 10:06 AM
Deej, you have got your game on today mister. ;)

Very good. B-)


Germanspeakingjedi, just close your ears and go "la la la la la," okay? (Not like that'll help, since you're reading, but whatever....)

LOL *snort snort* Jade that made me "ha!" right in the middle of my office. :^O
  germanspeakingjedi 235
date Posted: Feb 27, 2008 3:11 PM
Can somebody explain please?

Ummmm...

No one explain anything!

Bless you, Mr. Z!
OK, OK!!! By the way, I'm NOT taking german next year, but I can still speak SOME!!
  zach starwalker
date Posted: Feb 27, 2008 3:52 PM
Thank you Mr. F.

... I got nothin'.


That was a stretch for me too.

Bless you, Mr. Z! OK, OK!!! By the way, I'm NOT taking german next year, but I can still speak SOME!!

Heres a hint. This has NOTHING to do with German.
Granny-Wan
I Am NOT an Old Fossil!
date Posted: Feb 27, 2008 7:09 PM
I know a certain Granny who would just LOVE for OB-Wan to be her GYN -- Yeah, I went there!

I would gladly spread my legs for him... just not in that way... I prefer my GYN to be.... unattractive.... now, if he wanted to be my THERAPIST..... :x

Who would possibly be so perv--
Oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.


Yeah, I went there, too! :x
Granny-Wan
I Am NOT an Old Fossil!
date Posted: Feb 27, 2008 7:12 PM
Blog roll: No profiles?

Nope. Cool guess, though.


They all have something to do with Babies?
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Feb 27, 2008 7:24 PM
Your father's Speculum. This is the examination tool of a Jedi GYNight.

:^O Great stuff all around!

Deej, you have got your game on today mister.

He's always on, I find.

By the way, I'm NOT taking german next year, but I can still speak SOME!!

Thank the maker!

Heres a hint. This has NOTHING to do with German.

True dat.

now, if he wanted to be my THERAPIST.....

I'm impressed that you didn't include a space between the e and the r. :O

They all have something to do with Babies?

Not as such, no.
(Baby Broccoli?)
  Son of a Bith
The Cantina Corner
date Posted: Feb 27, 2008 10:30 PM
LOL *snort snort* Jade that made me "ha" right in the middle of my office.:^O

On first glance I thought it said "orifice."



"Awful lot of moisture in here..."

"This is no cave!"

;)
Granny-Wan
I Am NOT an Old Fossil!
date Posted: Feb 27, 2008 10:47 PM
I'm impressed that you didn't include a space between the e and the r. :O

Good one! But it would more likely be the other way around... tee hee...:x

(Baby Broccoli?)

I hate broccoli, at any age... I eat it, but I hate it...X-(
  Tu®gon
Gondolin
date Posted: Feb 28, 2008 2:11 AM
now, if he wanted to be my THERAPIST.....

I'm impressed that you didn't include a space between the e and the r. :o

Yeah, I think you'll like this t-shirt... ;)
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