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Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date posted: Apr 01, 2008 1:51 AM | updated: Apr 01, 2008 1:52 AM

Sunset

As of this entry, I've decided to retire the ol' Joke-A-Day. Among other reasons, my schedule has become too erratic for me to continue to blog on a regular basis.

Thanks for reading during these past couple of years. It's been a lot of fun, a great creative outlet... and you folks always managed to make me laugh, even when (especially when) a joke fell flat.

Thanks again for the wonderful experience. Please stay in touch, and may the Force be with you!

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	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 1:51 AM Oh yeah... April Fools!

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 2:32 AM DOH!!

	jedilily1026 Years Matter Not (Gone Crazy...Be Back Soon)
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 4:21 AM Another one of your infamous jokes eh!!! I admit...I didn't see it coming!!!

	Mechu-Deru The Dark Side of the Blogs
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 4:47 AM I was hoping for the april Fools . If not it would of simply just been Welcome back Stooge, nice to see you again. Plus if your wondering this is BothanBoy

	YainiFett Kyrimout Mountains: I'm back from my roadtrip
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 5:43 AM Thought so. Just couldn't resist could ya! Thank you for all your humor. Oh and Mechu- Deru are you really Bothan Boy or is it another April Fool

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 5:46 AM Yeah! I have to admit, when I first clicked on this, I figured you'd be out trying to trick us all for April Fools. But as I read on, I thought, "Oh no, he's serious!" I was just about to burst into tears when...BOOM! I read your comment. So, YAY! I'm glad you were just kidding. MTFBWY! God bless! Happy April Fools Day you sly dog.

FAN4YRS
A Rebel's Ramblings

date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 6:07 AM

This is WHY I HATE April Fools Day. I read your comment and was ready to write a heart felt response and beg you to stay.

On the other hand, I am glad it's a fooler and you're not leaving (although it will take you several blogs now before I am SURE you were just feeling). I think someone must have traumatized me with an April Fool as a child, because I've always been that way.

	comanderbly That's Impossible. Even for a Computer.
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 6:09 AM Haha - I called it when I saw your blog post in my RSS reader. Still there was a little bit of concern for a second.

	jediprincess77 I Know...
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 6:10 AM I knew it!!! (Actually, I really, really, really, really hoped it!)

	vadersgirl33 vadersgirl_reflections
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 6:28 AM Couldn't resist that, could you??? Glad they really aren't over!! Missed reading them cuz haven't been on site much, but working on getting back into the swing of things. Happy April Fools to you (and it's not a joke---I'm really staying!!!) vadersgirl33

	hansgirl3 Invoking the Squee
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 6:54 AM That's GOT to be one of the best April's Fools jokes I've ever seen! You're a stinker!! Whew!

	Master Ki-Aaron-Mundi I was a Teenage Jedi
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 7:02 AM Well-played. Even though I thought, "C'mon, who announces their retirement on April Fool's Day?", I admit to being just a bit alarmed that this might actually be true.

	Darth_Hiram A Journey into The Force
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 7:23 AM Ha! You're definitely back in style, Stooge!

	gold5 I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 8:44 AM Who are you again?

	jkthunder Seven Pieces
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 9:03 AM AAAaaahhHHH! I was about to post: "If this isn't a joke, you picked a helluva a day to post this" Commences with nervous breakdown

	Darth Draconius A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 9:37 AM Reminds me of one of the most important components in humor... TIMING!!!!

	gencrs Technical Manuals from The GFFA
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 9:47 AM Stooge is back!!! You had me going there for a minute. I've never been good with april fools jokes.

	Corterville Yoda's House of Pancakes
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 10:16 AM Welcome back Stoogie, you big, dirty dog!!!! These blogs just haven't been the same without ya.

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 10:19 AM You mean it's not true? I have to remain the second most popular blogger on these boards? Bugger.

	Captain Kenobi "Grenade! Grenade!"
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 10:46 AM A very good idea to only add the April Fools as a comment instead of on the post, it kept the suspense going. Anyways, welcome back.

	Green Am I Mudhole? Slimy?! My blog this is!
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 10:49 AM Well, now if you ever do have to leave, you can just copy/paste that little bit up there without having to think up a whole new speech.

	Granny-Wan I Am NOT an Old Fossil!
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 11:02 AM That's not very damn funny! I hate April Fools.... Also, I didn't know what day it is...

	germanspeakingjedi 235
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 11:06 AM Well, this stinks. I'm gonna miss your wacky, sometimes inapropreate jokes. Try to blog every once in a while, just to let us know how we are doing, OK buddy? I'll miss ya!

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 12:16 PM Meanie. Its about time you got back. I'm always sceptical on this day. Why I remember like it was yesterday that one of my friends took a bunch of oreos and licked the cream off then filled them with toothpaste. Oh wait that was today. Alas my link has been sabotaged by this day. I fare ye well xkcd.com

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 12:30 PM April Fools.

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 12:45 PM I have to remain the second most popular blogger on these boards? You're second? I was under the impression that it was I who was second. And by the way, don't forget to check out my 100th blog guys! Wow, posting on Stooge's blog is a great advertisement oppurtunity. I hope I don't have to pay him anything.

	therapydoc
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 12:48 PM That's too bad. And I was just about to endow that scholarship. Instead I gave the money to another cause. Oh, well.

	NecRomance
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 12:52 PM I went through emotional turmoil -- I was surprised, relieved, glad, shocked, appalled, sad, angry, relieved again, amused, and upset. After that, I turned off the TV and checked out your blog. Good to see you're still here. You had me there for a second.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 12:58 PM

Well, it's after noon...

DOH!!

I admit...I didn't see it coming!!!

You're way too kind!

Plus if your wondering this is BothanBoy

Hey hey BB! Good to see you back and, um, disguised!

Just couldn't resist could ya!

Nope. I'm nothing if not predictable.

I was just about to burst into tears when...BOOM!

Earthquake? Asteroid? Heartburn?

This is WHY I HATE April Fools Day.

Ha! So sorry!

(although it will take you several blogs now before I am SURE you were just fooling)

You got it.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 12:59 PM

Still there was a little bit of concern for a second.

That's more than I was counting on!

(Actually, I really, really, really, really hoped it!)

Did you click your heels three times, as well?

Missed reading them cuz haven't been on site much

You and me both!

You're a stinker!!

My doctor says it's a glandular problem, and it's nothing to be ashamed of.

Even though I thought, "C'mon, who announces their retirement on April Fool's Day?"

Yeah, it was a bit blatant. But still, I'm all about the obvious.

You're definitely back in style, Stooge!

In my closet, disco never died!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 12:59 PM

Who are you again?

Y'mean aside from the world's oldest Teletubbies fan?

*Commences with nervous breakdown*

My work here is done!

TIMING!!!!

You remind me of an awesome Steve Martin gag...

You had me going there for a minute. I've never been good with april fools jokes.

I'm even worse. I tend to believe every movie rumor I read... hoping against hope it might be true!

Stoogie, you big, dirty dog!!!!

And I thought only my mother called me that...

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 1:00 PM

I have to remain the second most popular blogger on these boards?

Hey, I'm only number one in product endorsements.
Speaking of which, this Tropicana Calcium-Fortified Orange Juice has to be the most delicious juice ever!

A very good idea to only add the April Fools as a comment

Thanks Captain!

Well, now if you ever do have to leave, you can just copy/paste that little bit up there without having to think up a whole new speech.

Ha! You're right! Tempting...

That's not very damn funny!

In other words, par for the course on this blog.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 1:00 PM

I'm gonna miss your wacky, sometimes inapropreate jokes.

Sometimes?

I have to try harder...

Meanie.

I figured you'd like that...

Why I remember like it was yesterday that one of my friends took a bunch of oreos and licked the cream off then filled them with toothpaste.

Huh, I used to do that on Halloween.

April Fools.

Y'see? Works every time.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 1:01 PM

Wow, posting on Stooge's blog is a great advertisement oppurtunity.

It's even better with a cool, refreshing glass of Tropicana Calcium-Fortified Orange Juice... part of a balanced breakfast!

And I was just about to endow that scholarship.

Hey, don't give it up! I got a little Stoogling who needs to eat!

After that, I turned off the TV and checked out your blog.

Hey ho!
And that's what you get for watching the Disney Channel.

	hansgirl3 Invoking the Squee
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 3:28 PM It's even better with a cool, refreshing glass of Tropicana Calcium-Fortified Orange Juice... part of a balanced breakfast! Hmmm, for some reason I'm craving Tropicana Calcium-Fortified Orange Juice... Are you using subliminal messaging in your blog, Stoogie?!?? huh.

	KaiYves
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 3:37 PM You SO got me, Stooge!

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 4:20 PM It's even better with a cool, refreshing glass of Tropicana Calcium-Fortified Orange Juice... part of a balanced breakfast! Must resist urge to drink Tropicana Calcium-Fortified Orange Juice.

	bonniegrrl Droids Just Wanna Have Fun
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 4:43 PM whew! I was about to type: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

	GalacticBabe I Have a Bad Feeling About This!
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 5:07 PM Go to your room, young man! You should be ashamed of yourself! Although this one didn't get me as bad as my daughter calling me and telling me she was pregnant......

	gahmah80 Gahmah's Lair of Trauma (Blog Closed Due to Inability to Renew Hyperspace Account)
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 5:34 PM Gahmah has stopped doing drawings now...... April Fools! Don't worry, Gahmah'll get back to it sometime. The real world has just been dumping non-decaying trash on Gahmah. That and there's Super Smash Bros. Brawl. (Considering how long Gahmah's been gone, it's obviously a good game)

	XerrolNightstinger
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 5:59 PM So, the gaping void in my life for the past three weeks has just been a set up for the most elaborate and widespread Star Wars April Fools joke of all time? Cool. (And welcome back!)

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 6:22 PM

Hmmm, for some reason I'm craving Tropicana Calcium-Fortified Orange Juice...

K, now my work here is done!

You SO got me, Stooge!

Woo hoo!

Must resist urge to drink Tropicana Calcium-Fortified Orange Juice.

You cannot resist...
it has a taste some consider to be... unnatural.

I was about to type: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

That Vader scream is the gift that keeps on givin'!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 6:23 PM

Although this one didn't get me as bad as my daughter calling me and telling me she was pregnant......

Ha! Now that's a good one. Your kid has guts!

The real world has just been dumping non-decaying trash on Gahmah. That and there's Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

At least Gahmah's honest about his procrastination...

So, the gaping void in my life for the past three weeks has just been a set up for the most elaborate and widespread Star Wars April Fools joke of all time?

You give me waaaay too much credit. I was actually planning to come back last week, but then thought of this gag and just delayed it a bit.

	DJ Maul: Got Feet? DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 6:43 PM welcome back! Perfect day to return for you my friend! Ok, yeah, it was an obvious joke, BUT still, the best April Fools jokes are the ones where you believe even if ONLY just for a moment... Glad it was indeed a joke.

	Darth Draconius A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 7:05 PM You remind me of an awesome Steve Martin gag... Hope it wasn't The Jerk.

	leia19886 Some One get this big walking carpet out of my way
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 7:22 PM Stooge I really needed this today!!!!!!!!! It has made me feel much better

	amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 7:43 PM There once was a blogger so funny Gave us all quite a laugh for our money That Stooge then one day He just went away 'til fooled us, he did, with a honey You SUCK for pulling this stunt... ...but I love ya anyway.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 8:52 PM

Perfect day to return for you my friend!

Thanks... though really, when is it not a perfect day to act like a shmuck?

Hope it wasn't The Jerk.

Ahoy! And no, it was one of his standup routines.

It has made me feel much better

Take two blogs and call me in the morning.

That Stooge then one day
He just went away
'til fooled us, he did, with a honey

A bit early for Friday, but I loved it anyway!

You SUCK for pulling this stunt...

I'm taking that as a compliment.

Green Am I
Mudhole? Slimy?! My blog this is!

date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 9:00 PM

That and there's Super Smash Bros. Brawl. (Considering how long Gahmah's been gone, it's obviously a good game)

A large reason why I've been gone as well. That, and the warrant out for my arrest.

You know, I just realized something... I've never seen a picture of the Stooge, so I've come to accept that he actually looks like a kowakian monkey-lizard. No offense, of course...

	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 9:17 PM I am so happy to see you again! Welcome back - and on April Fool's Day to boot! Oh, you had me going there, Stooge. . .luckily, I read your comment in the first spot. . .oh, it's a good thing I did. My heart stopped a moment there. . . Your hiatus has been much too long. MTFBWY

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