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 | There's An Awful Lot Of Moisture In Here... |
 Why did Han Solo wear a hat made out of paper towels?
There was a Bounty on his head!
(Thanks to the spectral luuke.skywalker for this one!)
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http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/590 |
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: Apr 07, 2008 11:52 AM
(Thanks to the spectral luuke.skywalker for this one!)
Hmm Where is he anyway. The last time he showed up it was... um.... when was that again?
And this is all I got. And paper towels dont work on ice.
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luuke.skywalker
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date Posted: Apr 07, 2008 12:27 PM
I understand. A brand name is not an easy thing to live with.
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luuke.skywalker
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date Posted: Apr 07, 2008 12:30 PM
luuke.skywalker, eh? 
You're Canadian?
Hmm Where is he anyway. The last time he showed up it was... um.... when was that again?
Heck, not even I can remember that far back.
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Senator Soph-ia
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date Posted: Apr 07, 2008 12:36 PM
Luuke Skywalker...Luuke? Now thats a name I haven't heard in a
long time...a long time.
Nice joke, my friend. Stooge can bring back the dead! Wow! 
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Mechu-Deru
The Dark Side of the Blogs
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date Posted: Apr 07, 2008 12:38 PM
I thought Bounty was an English thing like driving on the left. My Bad.
Laugh out Loud Funny as always Stooge 
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Apr 07, 2008 4:39 PM
I thought it was because he was so BRAWNY....
Ha! Nice, Granny!
And I guess with Leia he tried to be the quicker picker upper.
 Love it!
I continue to find this blog quite absorbing.
So you're saying it sucks?
'Cuz all Leia could say was, "Viva Han Solo!"
I know this wasn't your intention, but now I've got Elvis stuck in my head.
He never was a Slave to fashion....
That was his gal.
And her dad. <------Shameless Blug Alert!
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Apr 07, 2008 4:39 PM
Great Scott, that's a good joke!
Ha!
But now I'm thinking Star Trek...
Not a paper towel joke but then my mind doesn't really work that way.
I like the way your mind works juuuuuuuuuuuuuust fine.
I need to wipe up my eyes after this joke!
Here, have an onion...
And this is all I got.
It's enough.
If you switch paper towels to toilet paper, then you could say that Han was quite Charmin!
Brings a whole new level to Charmin her pants off...
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Apr 07, 2008 4:40 PM
How I've missed that avatar!
A brand name is not an easy thing to live with.
Especially if you're cattle.
Stooge can bring back the dead! Wow!
I put the "lazy" into "Lazarus."
I thought Bounty was an English thing like driving on the left.
... you mean I'm supposed to be driving on the right?
Uh oh.
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germanspeakingjedi 235
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date Posted: Apr 07, 2008 5:27 PM
Good one buddy! I guess Jabba used the quicker con-man picker upper!!
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: Apr 07, 2008 6:45 PM
Great Scott, that's a good joke!
Ha!
But now I'm thinking Star Trek...
I was thinking back to the future... but to each his own.
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 2:40 AM
I guess Jabba used the quicker con-man picker upper!!
As the big guy would say -- ho, ho, ho.
I was thinking back to the future...
Oh, that is much better. I gotta have my head examined.
Finally! I nice, clean joke.
Just don't get used to it.
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luuke.skywalker
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date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 11:51 AM
Clean up on Aisle Six!
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darthgrievious93
Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
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date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 4:25 PM
That's why Boushh was such a good gardener.
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 6:13 PM
The Jolly Green Giant?
Nope. Not Santa, either. Think in-universe.
Clean up on Aisle Six!
As someone who has been the cause of such spills, I can sympathize.
Good One!
Hooray for luuke!
That's why Boushh was such a good gardener.
I don't see the connection, but I love the one-liner!
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