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by: The Stooge

date posted: Apr 08, 2008 9:49 AM

Strike Me Down

Why did Obi-Wan Kenobi throw a bowling ball at Darth Vader?

Only he could be so bowled...

http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/591

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	hansgirl3 Invoking the Squee
date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 10:00 AM Oh, spare me!

	Darth Abrams The Ace in the Hole
date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 10:06 AM Vader wasn't too woried, since the Empire Strikes Back!

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 10:27 AM I used to have a part time job at a bowling alley. Actually, I was just tempin'. Hey, it's rubbish, but it's not mine - so that's OK.

	tornadoalleyjedi Musings of a Lioness (and her annoying Gungan sidekick)
date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 10:32 AM Well bowl me over and call me a Darth, look who it is! Gives a whole new meaning to Spaceballs.

	ewanandhaydenfan5 I Have You Now!
date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 11:03 AM Way to keep your mind out of the gutter.

	gold5 I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 11:06 AM He tracked him through the Hyperspace Lanes, but Kenobi could not be pinned down so easy. Every time he tried to strike him down he became stronger. I know I'm using up all the puns but spare me any lectures. At least my mind isn't in the gutter this time.

	gold5 I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 11:12 AM I love the picture for today. Context seems to be everything. Hey EHF5 no fair typing faster than me. The bog roll names all have vowels right!

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 11:16 AM That one get 5 laughing Yodas! That was great. "If you strike me down I will only become more powerful." MTFBWY! God bless!

	amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 11:32 AM OK, so they have this human bowling thing that they do at the Penguins' games between periods, and... Nevermind.

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 11:44 AM OK, so they have this human bowling thing that they do at the Penguins' games between periods, and... Chuck a Puck? Bowling with turkey's? Shooting bowling balls out of a cannon?

	Mechu-Deru The Dark Side of the Blogs
date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 11:52 AM Bravo. That joke was imply ravishing

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 12:10 PM My alley is the Force!-Yoda

	Irwin03 CDS: The Art Side of the Force
date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 2:35 PM BOFL! (That's bowling on the floor laughing.)

	GalacticBabe I Have a Bad Feeling About This!
date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 3:00 PM Hey, do you think a light saber could cut a bowling ball in half? Just askin'.

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 3:50 PM I knew it. You're a plagiarizer.

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 4:23 PM Is that why Leia and Luke got pinned?

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 4:26 PM

Oh, spare me!

Too late.

Vader wasn't too woried, since the Empire Strikes Back!

Hey ho! You're makin' me look like a turkey.

I used to have a part time job at a bowling alley.
Actually, I was just tempin'.

Ha! Never hoid that.

Hey, it's rubbish, but it's not mine - so that's OK.

I know the feeling... ::sigh::

Gives a whole new meaning to Spaceballs.

Badumbumching!

Way to keep your mind out of the gutter.

If you've ever seen me bowl, you wouldn't think so...
then again, I'm better than Obama!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 4:27 PM

He tracked him through the Hyperspace Lanes

Very nice!

I love the picture for today. Context seems to be everything.

Thanks -- I was happy to find it.

That one get 5 laughing Yodas!

Wasn't that a 60's rock band?

OK, so they have this human bowling thing that they do at the Penguins' games between periods, and...

Humans and penguins -- bowling together?
I never thought I'd see the day...

Shooting bowling balls out of a cannon?

They couldn't leave the dogs at home?

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 4:29 PM That joke was imply ravishing You've seen my new evening gown, I presume. My alley is the Force!-Yoda Love it! BOFL! (That's bowling on the floor laughing.) I hope it'd be on the floor... Hey, do you think a light saber could cut a bowling ball in half? Of course! How do you think they get those little holes in 'em?

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 4:29 PM I knew it. You're a plagiarizer. ... crud. That's embarrassing. Well, my memory aint great, and as Solomon said, there's nothing new under the sun. Though I gotta say, "Bowling for Palpatine" is pretty brilliant! Is that why Leia and Luke got pinned? We're blaming the twincest on bowling? Sure, people drink a lot when they roll... but yeesh!

	XerrolNightstinger
date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 4:33 PM I knew it. You're a plagiarizer. Dun Dun Dunnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Could this be the 10th frame of Stooge's comedic reign of terror?!? Or will the jester "strike back"??? Tune in tomorrow! Same bat-time, same bat-channel!

	KaiYves
date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 4:52 PM Though I gotta say, "Bowling for Palpatine" is pretty brilliant! Yes, I wouldn't have thought of that. Or this, to be fair.

	DJ Maul: Got Feet? DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 7:12 PM Now at last, we know why C-3PO needed to know Bocce...

	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 8:46 PM Good one deej! Stooge, you could have bowled me over with this one, I laughed so hard. Thanks for a great ending to a fine day! MTFBWY

	Darth_Hiram A Journey into The Force
date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 9:14 PM And if they really wanted to settle their differences they could ignite thier lightsabres for a rousing game of glow bowling.

	Sarlacc-Pitt Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 9:17 PM Funnny! And OMG @ the picture... I knew it. You're a plagiarizer. Stooge, you've been framed!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Apr 08, 2008 9:55 PM

Could this be the 10th frame of Stooge's comedic reign of terror?!?

Ha! One can only hope.

Yes, I wouldn't have thought of that. Or this, to be fair.

I'm also fair. That's why I burn so easily.

Now at last, we know why C-3PO needed to know Bocce...

Hey ho! You're too clever Deej!

Stooge, you could have bowled me over with this one

Y'know who was bowled? Moe Howard.

(Too obscure?)

And if they really wanted to settle their differences they could ignite thier lightsabres for a rousing game of glow bowling.

Wow, more cultural differences afoot! Here in Cali, we call it Cosmic Bowling!

Stooge, you've been framed!

Yeah, that's the ticket!

	ral_kleest The Jedi Way: Preserving the Light
date Posted: Apr 09, 2008 8:45 AM ... crud. That's embarrassing Naah, It's all in the delivery, and you made a 7-10 side split! JMHO

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Apr 09, 2008 9:58 AM Thanks ral. But it's not delivery -- it's DiGiorno!

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Apr 09, 2008 11:50 AM Do I get comment of the eon now?

	DJ Maul: Got Feet? DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: Apr 09, 2008 2:32 PM Y'know who was bowled? Moe Howard. Not at all, chowder head....n'yuk n'yuk n'yuk....

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 8:04 AM Do I get comment of the eon now? Um, sure. But it's no posted for a few hundred years, so sit tight. Not at all, chowder head....n'yuk n'yuk n'yuk....

	Qui-Gon Reborn The Fifth Dimension
date Posted: Sep 02, 2008 12:52 AM That's a bunch of bowl! I know. That's dumb. But the joke was too. In a fun way, I guess.

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