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Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

by: The Stooge

date posted: Apr 10, 2008 8:40 AM

Definitely Not At His Post

Why did TK-421 go off and buy a Xerox machine?

His commander asked if he copied...

http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/594

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	amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Apr 10, 2008 8:46 AM His commander asked if he copied... He copies...he scans..he faxes...a real clone of all trades.

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Apr 10, 2008 8:47 AM He also does windows and light house keeping.

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Apr 10, 2008 8:56 AM How does one get one's arse onto the copier in that armor? Just askin'.

	ewanandhaydenfan5 I Have You Now!
date Posted: Apr 10, 2008 9:23 AM Xerox machine Think they'd consider changing that to a CLONE machine? That's all I got.

	DJ Maul: Got Feet? DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: Apr 10, 2008 9:24 AM Copies creating copies...how perverse...

	leia19886 Someone get this big walking carpet out of my way ...
date Posted: Apr 10, 2008 9:47 AM Where exactly are the copies again?

	gold5 I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
date Posted: Apr 10, 2008 11:26 AM Good thing he went with the Xerox. We wouldn't want a repeat of the 501st mimeograph fiasco of '87.

	KaiYves
date Posted: Apr 10, 2008 11:35 AM And he himself was but a copy...

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Apr 10, 2008 12:07 PM I think I know what happens when they explode. But this is as close as I could get to those evil machines. A machine so evil they blew it up.

	Vil Obasio Trash Compactor
date Posted: Apr 10, 2008 12:56 PM I'm not feelin this one, Stooge... A little weak for you, man. You can do better than this. :P

	hansgirl3 Invoking the Squee
date Posted: Apr 10, 2008 1:05 PM [Twilight Zone]Do - do- do - do. Do - do- do- do.[/Twilight Zone]

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: Apr 10, 2008 2:29 PM Was his nickname Roger?

	GalacticBabe I Have a Bad Feeling About This!
date Posted: Apr 10, 2008 3:55 PM That was funny! That was funny! That was funny! That was funny! That was funny!

	darthlando22 The Starship Enterprise
date Posted: Apr 10, 2008 5:53 PM That was funny! That was funny! That was funny! That was funny! That was funny! That wasn't...

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

date Posted: Apr 10, 2008 6:02 PM

He copies...he scans..he faxes...a real clone of all trades.

I hear he's also associated with FettEx...

He also does windows and light house keeping.

Ha!

How does one get one's arse onto the copier in that armor?

Balance, my friend. Balance.

Think they'd consider changing that to a CLONE machine?

Hey ho!

Copies creating copies...how perverse...

Beauty.

Where exactly are the copies again?

Shredded, of course. The Empire didn't get to where it is by leaving a paper trail.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

date Posted: Apr 10, 2008 6:03 PM

Good thing he went with the Xerox. We wouldn't want a repeat of the 501st mimeograph fiasco of '87.

Mawster Skywalker, there are too many of them -- what are we going to dooooooo?

And he himself was but a copy...

Hee hee. You said "butt."

But this is as close as I could get to those evil machines.

Hooray for things go boom!

A little weak for you, man. You can do better than this.

That's a lie and you know it!

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')
date Posted: Apr 10, 2008 6:03 PM [Twilight Zone]Do - do- do - do. Do - do- do- do.[/Twilight Zone] Not the Twi'lek Zone? <-----Shameless Blug Alert! Was his nickname Roger? Roger, Roger. That was funny! That was funny! That was funny! That was funny! That was funny! That wasn't... You lie.

	XerrolNightstinger
date Posted: Apr 10, 2008 6:13 PM Why did TK-421 go off and buy a Xerox machine? It must be my vanity speaking, but for a moment I thought this joke was about me... Ha! I said "butt" too....

	GalacticBabe I Have a Bad Feeling About This!
date Posted: Apr 10, 2008 6:14 PM That wasn't... Hey!!! You lie. Thank you, friend Stooge!

	Sarlacc-Pitt Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: Apr 10, 2008 6:33 PM Glad to see that unlike yesterday, this joke wasn't copied.

	Sarlacc-Pitt Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: Apr 10, 2008 6:47 PM Glad to see that unlike yesterday Ummm, I meant the other day...... EGG ON FACE blacklisted

	Vil Obasio Trash Compactor
date Posted: Apr 10, 2008 6:57 PM That's a lie and you know it! To quote George Castanza: "It's not a lie if you believe it."

	darthlando22 The Starship Enterprise
date Posted: Apr 10, 2008 7:54 PM Hey!!! This= means joke.

	ewanandhaydenfan5 I Have You Now!
date Posted: Apr 10, 2008 8:49 PM Hey ho! Uhhhh, who're you callin a "ho"?!

	Darth_Hiram A Journey into The Force
date Posted: Apr 10, 2008 9:25 PM And I think Han ended up becoming a carbon copy.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 8:31 AM

It must be my vanity speaking, but for a moment I thought this joke was about me...

(PS -- your vanity speaks? Mine just holds a mirror and stuff.)

Thank you, friend Stooge!

I am but a vessel for the truth. And some lies, natch.

Glad to see that unlike [the other day], this joke wasn't copied.

Still warrants a Zing!

*blacklisted*

Ha!

To quote George Castanza: "It's not a lie if you believe it."

Yaddle, Yaddle, Yaddle...

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')
date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 8:32 AM This= means joke. I thought it meant "There a lash in my eye!" Uhhhh, who're you callin a "ho"?! In LA, it's now a compliment. And I think Han ended up becoming a carbon copy. Excellent!

	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Apr 12, 2008 8:20 AM Makes sense since the Empire did away with clones. MTFBWY

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