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Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

date posted: Apr 11, 2008 7:30 AM | updated: Apr 11, 2008 1:46 PM

Limerick Friday!

There once was a lightweight Yuzzum --
Just one drink was enough to buzz 'im
But in Jabba's den
He had all of ten
And fell face-first into Yarna's bosom.

http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/595

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	Corterville Yoda's House of Pancakes
date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 7:40 AM This joke was three times the fun of regular jokes!

	jediholteh
date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 8:27 AM Ohh, what a lovely picture that paints.

	jedilily1026 Years Matter Not (Gone Crazy...Be Back Soon)
date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 8:49 AM What a boob!!!

	jediprincess77 I Don't Know Where You Get Your Delusions...
date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 9:24 AM And fell face-first into Yarna's bosom Which one?

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 9:29 AM Ironically, the Max Rebo Band had been playing their rendition of "9 to 5" at the time.

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 9:41 AM Nothing like a wee nip o' whiskey on a chilly morn...

	hansgirl3 Invoking the Squee
date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 11:10 AM Ha!

	gold5 I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 11:49 AM Thanks for keeping us abreast of the situation. Nothing like a wee nip o' whiskey on a chilly morn Ah how my wee cheeks blush. Yeah right!

	Vil Obasio Trash Compactor
date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 12:07 PM Which one? Dang you, you stole my line!

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 1:19 PM If only I were capable of writing semi-intelligible limericks. You must have taken a poetry class or something. And I have no clue as to how to tie this into the joke.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 1:55 PM

This joke was three times the fun of regular jokes!

Bags of fun, would you say?

Ohh, what a lovely picture that paints.

Phew. 'Cause I couldn't find a suitable one to post with it...

What a boob!!!

I'm reading that with admiration, not scorn...

Which one?

I have been informed, by those more worldly than I, that a "bosom" may be inclusive of more than one breast... be it two, six, or... ?

Ironically, the Max Rebo Band had been playing their rendition of "9 to 5" at the time.

Ha! What a way to make a livin'.

Nothing like a wee nip o' whiskey on a chilly morn...

You call those wee?

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 1:55 PM

Ha!

Thanks.

Thanks for keeping us abreast of the situation.

Ahoy!

Dang you, you stole my line!

I'm still ticked at Batman. He stole my balloons!

You must have taken a poetry class or something.

A rare zach compliment? I'm flattered!

And I have no clue as to how to tie this into the joke.

With something that wonderful, it needn't be connected.

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 3:19 PM Very titilating!

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 3:30 PM You must have taken a poetry class or something. A rare zach compliment? I'm flattered! It was meant more as an slap in the face. But whatever floats that piece of cardboard you call a boat.

Vil Obasio
Trash Compactor

date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 4:28 PM

~At the Yuzzum Comedy Shack~

"So anyways, I go into Jabba's Palace, down a fuzzy navel or ten, and yaddle yaddle yaddle, I wake up with my face in Yarna's headlights. All six of them."

*riotous laughter*

"And then she says, and then she picks me up and goes, likes this, and says, 'hey, what are you a pervert or sumthin? You think I'm easy just cause I got more balloons than the other dancing girls?' An I says, 'look, it's six and one half dozen of the other, right? When you've seen two, you've seen em all.'"

*more laughter*

	XerrolNightstinger
date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 5:18 PM (Joh) Yowza!

	leia19886 Some One get this big walking carpet out of my way
date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 6:01 PM He's one boob whom can't hold his liquor! Thanks for the laughs Stooge! This week has been a real roller-coaster

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 6:14 PM

Very titilating!

Oh no he di'int!

It was meant more as an slap in the face.

I'll take what I can get.

You think I'm easy just cause I got more balloons than the other dancing girls?' An I says, 'look, it's six and one half dozen of the other, right?

*more laughter*

Agreed.

(Joh) Yowza!

Heh heh heh, niiiiiiiiiiice.

He's one boob whom can't hold his liquor!

Lick 'er? I don't even--
y'know what, let's stop that right now.

	Sarlacc-Pitt Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 6:30 PM At least Yuzzum didn't fall face-first into Jabba's bosom... Lick 'er? I don't even-- y'know what, let's stop that right now. You are SO badd!

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 7:06 PM Um, um, um - eeeeeeeewwwwwyyyyyy!!!!!

	leia19886 Some One get this big walking carpet out of my way
date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 7:14 PM Lick' er -- I agree you are bad

Vil Obasio
Trash Compactor

date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 7:52 PM

Lick 'er? I don't even--

Stooge? Do you see? There is no escaping this. You write one boob joke and we all get dragged down to your level.

At least Yuzzum didn't fall face-first into Jabba's bosom...

And where is Jabba's bosom, exactly? He's just...one...big bosom. He is a bosom. A single, undulating mass of fatty bosom-ness.

Wow, where is this going? Yikes! I blame Stooge.

	darthlando22 The Starship Enterprise
date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 8:06 PM Just wanted to share this little nugget. Good fun!

	Vil Obasio Trash Compactor
date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 8:27 PM Just wanted to share this little nugget. That's going to give me nighmares.

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 9:36 PM Just wanted to share this little nugget. As if the G-man wasn't scary enough already. It was meant more as an slap in the face. I'll take what I can get. I was going to add pansy in there but I'm not that mean.

	Darth_Hiram A Journey into The Force
date Posted: Apr 11, 2008 10:19 PM I guess we all need something soft to land on.

	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Apr 12, 2008 8:12 AM Stooge, this was a delight! Made me . Thank you for brightening my spirit this morn! MTFBWY

	jkthunder Seven Pieces
date Posted: Apr 12, 2008 6:55 PM Very painful visualizations going on right now.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

date Posted: Apr 13, 2008 12:51 AM

At least Yuzzum didn't fall face-first into Jabba's bosom...

Maybe it aint so bad.
Let's ask Leia, she'd know.

Um, um, um - eeeeeeeewwwwwyyyyyy!!!!!

My work here is done!

I agree you are bad

Finally, something we can all get behind.

You write one boob joke and we all get dragged down to your level.

No, now my work here is done.

And where is Jabba's bosom, exactly? He's just...one...big bosom. He is a bosom. A single, undulating mass of fatty bosom-ness.

Stop making Jabba sexy!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

date Posted: Apr 13, 2008 12:51 AM

Just wanted to share this little nugget.

In general, sharing is caring. In this case, not so much.

I was going to add pansy in there but I'm not that mean.

Your restraint is admirable.

I guess we all need something soft to land on.

Soft and beautiful.

Thank you for brightening my spirit this morn!

Hey, that's what Limerick Saturday is all about!

Very painful visualizations going on right now.

The booze helps to numb the pain. But only for a little while.

	Vil Obasio Trash Compactor
date Posted: Apr 13, 2008 9:12 AM Stop making Jabba sexy! It would take an army of make-up artists, speech therapy, a very powerful lipo-suction treatment, and a big black curtain between him and me to make Jabba sexy.

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