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Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

by: The Stooge

date posted: Apr 13, 2008 9:36 AM

AT-STea Lights

Didja hear about the candle shop on Endor?

It's called Wick It!

http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/596

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	jediprincess77 I Don't Know Where You Get Your Delusions...
date Posted: Apr 13, 2008 9:42 AM Burnin' joke, Stooge!

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Apr 13, 2008 9:53 AM Like a Mon Mothma to a flame...

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Apr 13, 2008 10:06 AM As if I ever have any witty comment to add. Great joke! MTFBWY! God bless!

	jedilily1026 Years Matter Not (Gone Crazy...Be Back Soon)
date Posted: Apr 13, 2008 10:30 AM Mmm....Ewok Scented Candles

	Merryman-Lyon A Wild Bantha Chase
date Posted: Apr 13, 2008 10:46 AM Every notice how much fire the Ewoks use for living in trees? With wooden homes? Their insurance must be amazing.

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: Apr 13, 2008 10:49 AM That joke made no scents at all..... (Actually, my witty comment made no sense at all because it appears right after two laughing Yodacons..... shrugs Eh, go with it. )

	Jedi Temple Acolyte Idealistic Crusade
date Posted: Apr 13, 2008 11:43 AM Love It! I love all your Endor jokes, it seems.

	leia19886 Some One get this big walking carpet out of my way
date Posted: Apr 13, 2008 11:49 AM What an interesting scent you have discovered Stooge!

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: Apr 13, 2008 12:03 PM It smells like fire.

	Granny-Wan I Am NOT an Old Fossil!
date Posted: Apr 13, 2008 12:28 PM Candles in a forest.... I have a bad feeling about this....

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Apr 13, 2008 12:31 PM This is the perfect video for today. Unfortunately It has an adult word in it. So just mute it if you need to. Its minor. Plus its nearly impossible for these types of experiments to not have people swear when they go wrong.

	Sarlacc-Pitt Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: Apr 13, 2008 12:37 PM The owner was really shrewd at business, too... he totally snuffed out "Cindel's Candles"....

	leia19886 Some One get this big walking carpet out of my way
date Posted: Apr 13, 2008 1:22 PM Zach -- that video was cool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

	JediPug1 Like My Father Before Me
date Posted: Apr 13, 2008 1:26 PM Oh, Stooge... you're a pretty funny guy, ya know that?! lolzzz

	XerrolNightstinger
date Posted: Apr 13, 2008 1:45 PM "Only YOU can prevent forest fires!" --Smokey the Ewok

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Apr 13, 2008 3:04 PM I hear the store has a bright future.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

date Posted: Apr 13, 2008 5:07 PM

Burnin' joke, Stooge!

Crap, I forgot to take it out of the oven!

Like a Mon Mothma to a flame...

Ha!

As if I ever have any witty comment to add.

You can try!

Mmm....Ewok Scented Candles

My favorite is Paploo. Ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah, that's good candle.

Every notice how much fire the Ewoks use for living in trees? With wooden homes?

Whoa, you're right! Not the brightest creatures, I s'pose.

That joke made no scents at all.....

Ahoy!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

date Posted: Apr 13, 2008 5:07 PM

I love all your Endor jokes, it seems.

Hey, one out of a hundred aint bad.

What an interesting scent you have discovered Stooge!

You burn it, you buy it.

It smells like fire.

Did you happen to see this past Thursday's Office?

Candles in a forest.... I have a bad feeling about this....

Hey, it can't possibly make a worse fire than that shield generator, right?

This is the perfect video for today.

Hooray!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

date Posted: Apr 13, 2008 5:08 PM

The owner was really shrewd at business, too... he totally snuffed out "Cindel's Candles"....

Snuffed out? I believe the term is "ate."

Oh, Stooge... you're a pretty funny guy, ya know that?!

Nope, so it's awfully nice to hear.

"Only YOU can prevent forest fires!" --Smokey the Ewok

Yeesh, no pressure, Smokey.

I hear the store has a bright future.

Candles are a growth industry. Until they're lit, I suppose.

	Vil Obasio Trash Compactor
date Posted: Apr 13, 2008 5:48 PM Sshh. You hear that? That's the sound of the bottom of the joke-barrel being scraped...

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: Apr 13, 2008 6:57 PM Office? Exactly!

	Sarlacc-Pitt Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: Apr 13, 2008 8:26 PM Snuffed out? I believe the term is "ate." Were you lit when you typed that?!

	Darth_Hiram A Journey into The Force
date Posted: Apr 13, 2008 9:06 PM Ah, I see you're using the wax-on, wax-off method of joke telling now!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 4:54 AM

You hear that?

They've shut down the main reactor?

That's the sound of the bottom of the joke-barrel being scraped...

(To paraphrase Frost: )
And miles to go before I scrape.
And miles to go before I scrape.

Exactly!

Woo hoo!

Were you lit when you typed that?!

Just highly caffeinated.

Ah, I see you're using the wax-on, wax-off method of joke telling now!

Yes, Hiramsan.

	DJ Maul: Got Feet? DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 5:33 AM It's called Wick It! they're motto was "Light A Candle, Curse the Empire".....or was it "Rebels Taste Better By Candle Light...?"

	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 8:43 PM Oh, Stooge, you light up my life. MTFBWY

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')
date Posted: Apr 15, 2008 10:13 AM .....or was it "Rebels Taste Better By Candle Light...?" Doesn't everyone? Oh, Stooge, you light up my life. Just call me Debby Boone!

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