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by: The Stooge

date posted: Apr 14, 2008 5:01 AM

How Green Was My Vader

What whimsical decoration did Darth Vader put in his garden?

A gnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome!

http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/597

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	DJ Maul: Got Feet? DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 5:25 AM Hmm, I thought it would be a statue of the Virgin Shmi.....

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 6:01 AM Oh, now that one was a groaner. However, I'm liking it more and more as I read it over and over. Heh-heh, gnome.

	Corterville Yoda's House of Pancakes
date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 6:37 AM I thought it a was gonna be a lawn clone.

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 6:47 AM He's more green thumb now than man, tranquil and lovely.

	PrincessAngel39
date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 8:46 AM

	jediprincess77 I Don't Know Where You Get Your Delusions...
date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 8:47 AM "I have waited a long time for this moment, my little garden friend."

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 9:46 AM Hot tub. No thats what I'm doing. No time for link.

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 10:02 AM Here you go.

	Vil Obasio Trash Compactor
date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 10:03 AM Ok, that one was so corny it just about burned my retinas.

	Darth Draconius A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 10:07 AM Looks like that gnome gets around.

	germanspeakingjedi 235
date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 1:20 PM Good one stooge! This one would have been good for earth day or something. Maybe the gnome was Yoda in carbonite!

	hansgirl3 Invoking the Squee
date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 1:31 PM Finding a garden gnome ain't like dusting crops, boy!

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 2:17 PM If you don't like his jokes don't bother reading them Obasio. Now, let's blow this thing and go gnome!

	Vil Obasio Trash Compactor
date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 4:23 PM If you don't like his jokes don't bother reading them Obasio. I love Stooge's jokes. My comment was meant to be good-natured teasing.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 4:33 PM

Hmm, I thought it would be a statue of the Virgin Shmi.....

Hey, just 'cause she got knocked up by the Force... doesn't mean she was a virgin, yaknowwhatImean?

Oh, now that one was a groaner.

Not a grooooooooooooooooooooooooaner?

I thought it a was gonna be a lawn clone.

Ha! Also works!

He's more green thumb now than man, tranquil and lovely.

"I have waited a long time for this moment, my little garden friend."

Finally... we... shall... have... peas.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 4:33 PM

Hot tub. No thats what I'm doing. No time for link.

You're lucky nob01 is there to cover your butt.

Here you go.

That is so perfectly perfect!

Ok, that one was so corny it just about burned my retinas.

Maybe I should look into producing corn ethanol?

Looks like that gnome gets around.

It is, indeed, a "gnome of the night."

This one would have been good for earth day or something.

Crud, you're right! I should've waited.

Maybe the gnome was Yoda in carbonite!

Ha!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 4:33 PM

Finding a garden gnome ain't like dusting crops, boy!

Well, it sort of is...

If you don't like his jokes don't bother reading them Obasio.

Thanks DG.

Now, let's blow this thing and go gnome!

Ahoy!

My comment was meant to be good-natured teasing.

As long as it doesn't devolve into physical violence, I can take it. But once the fists start flying, I scream like a five year-old girl and hide underneath the nearest piano.

	Merryman-Lyon A Wild Bantha Chase
date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 5:41 PM Vader: "Hoepeeerrrrrrrrr....Hoepeeerrrrrrrrr..."

	leia19886 Some One get this big walking carpet out of my way
date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 6:07 PM Vader to Luke: I see you have constructed a new garden. Now your green thumb skills are complete.

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 6:29 PM Hot tub. No thats what I'm doing. No time for link. You're lucky nob01 is there to cover your butt. There is always another link. I always knew I would get a chance to post one of those.

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 6:43 PM I'd actually like to see Vader with some pink flamingoes in his yard! Wouldn't that be hilarious?! He could even put little black helmets on them - lol! Finally... we... shall... have... peas. coughShameless blug that I don't have time to find the link forcough Nob:

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 7:55 PM Oh, my mistake! Sorry!

	Sarlacc-Pitt Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 8:24 PM I'm sure it would've looked great by the lake on Naboo... But oh NooOOooo, AWWWW.

	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 8:33 PM I, on the other hand, would opt for the Vader Vatering Vachine. MTFBWY

	Darth_Hiram A Journey into The Force
date Posted: Apr 14, 2008 9:48 PM Luke: "what is it?" Ben: "This was your father's gnome, a Jedi's decoration. An elegant piece, not as random or clumsy as a birdbath."

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Apr 15, 2008 12:24 AM

Vader: "Hoepeeerrrrrrrrr....Hoepeeerrrrrrrrr..."

... eh?

I see you have constructed a new garden.

Well, sure, after your dog destroyed the last one!

I always knew I would get a chance to post one of those.

Patience is a virtue, huh?

*cough*Shameless blug that I don't have time to find the link for*cough*

I'm just too lazy.

But thanks for remembering!

I'm sure it would've looked great by the lake on Naboo...

Well, sure -- there, just about anything looks good. Even whiny Jedi.

I, on the other hand, would opt for the Vader Vatering Vachine.

Coming right up!
You're velcome.

"An elegant piece, not as random or clumsy as a birdbath."

Ha!

	DJ Maul: Got Feet? DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 4:45 AM Hey, just 'cause she got knocked up by the Force... doesn't mean she was a virgin, yaknowwhatImean? shameless blug alert!

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 9:43 AM Ahhhhhhhhh, good one, Deej!

	Joe-P-Wan Kollinopi
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 7:19 PM I have seen the movie which was twisted into the title (How Green was My Valley). Saddest movie ever. :_l ...Anyone miss me? Anyone?

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 10:24 PM I'm glad someone got the title!

	PrincessAngel39
date Posted: Apr 17, 2008 4:09 AM I also got the tittle .... but I thought that perhaps I was the only one here old enough to know what were you referring to ....

	TheJew0s0
date Posted: Apr 17, 2008 9:07 AM Funny... Hey Stooge, remember Alsh, I'm her brother.

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Apr 17, 2008 5:15 PM I thought that perhaps I was the only one here old enough to know what were you referring to .... So that makes me... how old? Hey Stooge, remember Alsh, I'm her brother. 'Course I remember her! I still see her online, here and there. Good to meetcha!

	Merryman-Lyon A Wild Bantha Chase
date Posted: Apr 19, 2008 11:46 AM ... eh? Hoepeeerrrrrrrrr Like the garden hoe. And it was supposed to be Vader breathing. From now on, I'll leave the witty comment attempts to the professionals, and stick with "Ha!" and "Good one!"

	Irwin03 CDS: The Art Side of the Force
date Posted: Apr 20, 2008 8:16 PM Love it! Been working on term paper all night, so I'm way too tired to even attempt to think of any witty comments.

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Apr 22, 2008 10:24 AM Like the garden hoe. And it was supposed to be Vader breathing. Ohhhhhhhhhh. I should have gotten that! Been working on term paper all night Anything interesting?

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