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by: The Stooge

date posted: Apr 15, 2008 10:02 AM

A Tax Of The Clones

Who did Nute Gunray's taxes?

Accountant Dooku!

(My thanks to nob01 for the title!)

http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/598

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	hansgirl3 Invoking the Squee
date Posted: Apr 15, 2008 10:04 AM Gee, it's so ironic that you chose today to post this... chuckle

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Apr 15, 2008 10:05 AM I gave you that title? Did i get compensated? It's all a bit hazy...

	jediprincess77 I Don't Know Where You Get Your Delusions...
date Posted: Apr 15, 2008 10:24 AM I want my money back...

	Sarlacc-Pitt Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: Apr 15, 2008 10:37 AM Were they filed jointly or separatist?

	Master Plokoon15
date Posted: Apr 15, 2008 11:07 AM At least it didn't cost him and arm, and a leg.....

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Apr 15, 2008 11:27 AM Ta-da! (Read the third joke) I'm sure that statement is quite true, Nute seemed to be rather helpless.

	Corterville Yoda's House of Pancakes
date Posted: Apr 15, 2008 12:54 PM Did he file a form 10-66?

	NecRomance
date Posted: Apr 15, 2008 1:20 PM He'll pay for that!

	Darth Draconius A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
date Posted: Apr 15, 2008 1:41 PM No THAT's what I call a cheap joke.

	Vil Obasio Trash Compactor
date Posted: Apr 15, 2008 2:08 PM Does this mean building a droid army is considered a business expense?

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Apr 15, 2008 2:13 PM If that didn't work he went to H & R Blockade

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Apr 15, 2008 2:29 PM The IRS is not as forgiving as I am. And because taxes include alot of math.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Apr 15, 2008 4:00 PM

Gee, it's so ironic that you chose today to post this...

Just a friendly reminder.
Y'know, to watch AOTC.

I gave you that title?

Yup.

Did i get compensated?

Nope.

It's all a bit hazy...

Here ya go. <--------Shameless Blug Alert!

I want my money back...

Do you want it as a refund check, or directly deposited into your account?

Were they filed jointly or separatist?

el oh el!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Apr 15, 2008 4:01 PM

At least it didn't cost him and arm, and a leg.....

'Zactly. Just a head.

Ta-da!

Dang -- and I actually googled this one, too...
well, like I say, if you're gonna steal, steal from the best!

Did he file a form 10-66?

Ahoy!

He'll pay for that!

That's for certain. That and death.

THAT's what I call a cheap joke.

Oh, it's cost me plenty already...

Does this mean building a droid army is considered a business expense?

I have no idea. Help me, Audit-D2!

If that didn't work he went to H & R Blockade

Ahoy!

The IRS is not as forgiving as I am.

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: Apr 15, 2008 4:01 PM I've taxed my brain trying to come up with this: the Jedi had lots of forms: Form I, Form II, Form III . . . . Wow, that was a bit . . . lame . . . .

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: Apr 15, 2008 5:08 PM Intaxicating!

	Vil Obasio Trash Compactor
date Posted: Apr 15, 2008 5:15 PM I have no idea. Help me, Audit-D2! What we need is a legal droid like Jacen Solo's. Then we could write our own laws that allow us to change the laws so we don't have to obey the laws that tell us to obey the tax laws! Talk about scattering your paper-trail...

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Apr 15, 2008 7:05 PM Here ya go. <--------Shameless Blug Alert! Oh yeah. For a moment there I forgot I was a super genius.

	leia19886 Some One get this big walking carpet out of my way
date Posted: Apr 15, 2008 7:11 PM Luke: this little R2 unit is looking for his tax man Obi-Wan Kan do Taxes do you know him? Obi-Wan -- Obi-Wan do Taxes. I've not heard the name in years. Luke: you do know him. Obi-Wan -- of course I know him -- he's me!! That's the best I can think of

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Apr 15, 2008 7:35 PM At least it didn't cost him and arm, and a leg..... 'Zactly. Just a head. Insert buzzer here. That would be just a head and two hands. Everyone always forgets those...

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Apr 15, 2008 7:46 PM Dang -- and I actually googled this one, too... "Your faith in Google is your weakness..." well, like I say, if you're gonna steal, steal from the best! Ahhhh, you're just sayin' that.

	Darth_Hiram A Journey into The Force
date Posted: Apr 15, 2008 9:05 PM And it's too bad Dooku didn't do the return of the Jedi.

	Darth_Hiram A Journey into The Force
date Posted: Apr 15, 2008 9:26 PM And thanks for the comment of the week! I'm honoured, my friend!

	DJ Maul: Got Feet? DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: Apr 15, 2008 9:37 PM Im sorry, I am officially late in posting my reply to this blog, so I will need to file for an extension...

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 9:43 AM

the Jedi had lots of forms: Form I, Form II, Form III

Ha! Silly Jedi.

Intaxicating!

Was Padme an accountant, too?

What we need is a legal droid like Jacen Solo's.

What we need is droids in general...

For a moment there I forgot I was a super genius.

I'm always here to remind ya!

Obi-Wan do Taxes. I've not heard the name in years.

That dude owes a looooooooot of back taxes, huh?

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day

date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 9:43 AM

Insert buzzer here. That would be just a head and two hands.

We weren't talking about Dooku, though.

"Your faith in Google is your weakness..."

Don't I know it!

And it's too bad Dooku didn't do the return of the Jedi.

Ahoy!

And thanks for the comment of the week!

No, thank you!

I am officially late in posting my reply to this blog, so I will need to file for an extension...

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