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Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

by: The Stooge

date posted: Apr 16, 2008 9:33 AM

Mama Calrissian

Why was Lando born via cesarean?

He had labor difficulties...

http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/599

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	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 9:36 AM Yay! First comment...I hope, as long as no one else is writing right as I am... Great joke! I was almost born via cesarean.

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 9:55 AM I am Harrison James Baker, and I approve this message.

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 10:04 AM I bet even back then, he was an old smoothie. Young smoothie. Whatever. All the baby girls in the hospitial nursery just couldn't resist him.

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 10:12 AM Baby jokes. I dont know any of those... But randomness is needed today.

	hansgirl3 Invoking the Squee
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 10:56 AM And they pulled him out and said, "Look at that dazzling white smile!"

	gold5 I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 11:07 AM See I would have thought the opposite since he was so smooth.

	gold5 I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 11:08 AM Of course he did all he could but he had his own problems.

	Vil Obasio Trash Compactor
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 11:17 AM But randomness is needed today. I don't even know how the rest of my day is going to be normal after that...

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 11:51 AM What do you think you're doing? Getting out of her!

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 12:06 PM That's no moon...

	gencrs Technical Manuals from The GFFA
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 12:18 PM But randomness is needed today. Zach, what it the world was that???? Wouldn't his mom have had the labor difficulties? I'm so confused.

	germanspeakingjedi 235
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 12:22 PM Nice one!! This was a great joke to end a great day at school!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 1:53 PM

I was almost born via cesarean.

I was.

I am Harrison James Baker, and I approve this message.

Hey, nob02, accounts are for use by one person only!

I bet even back then, he was an old smoothie. Young smoothie. Whatever.

Maybe he was a young smoothie with an old smoothie's soul?

This is getting odd.

But randomness is needed today.

Couldn't hurt!

And they pulled him out and said, "Look at that dazzling white smile!"

"He truly belongs here with us among the clouds!"

See I would have thought the opposite since he was so smooth.

Ha!

Of course he did all he could but he had his own problems.

Double Ha!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 1:53 PM

I don't even know how the rest of my day is going to be normal after that...

Like it was ever gonna be normal...

What do you think you're doing?
Getting out of her!

I knew it all along -- had to be a mistake!

That's no moon...

Oh no he di'int!

Wouldn't his mom have had the labor difficulties?

Well, he was the difficulty... ?

Fine, it makes no sense. Happy now?

This was a great joke to end a great day at school!

But what if you weren't at school? I NEEDS TO KNOWS!

	Tu®gon Gondolin
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 1:56 PM This unnatural birth would of course affect Lando's psyche to some extent, as Han was to experience.

	Tu®gon Gondolin
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 2:01 PM In fact, some claimed he was Gaye.

	gencrs Technical Manuals from The GFFA
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 2:30 PM Wouldn't his mom have had the labor difficulties? Well, he was the difficulty... ? Fine, it makes no sense. Happy now? Not really, but for a whole different reason.

	GalacticBabe I Have a Bad Feeling About This!
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 4:14 PM Young smoothie. Smooth as a baby's bottom!

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 5:18 PM I am Harrison James Baker, and I approve this message. Hey, nob02, accounts are for use by one person only! Well wouldnt he be the third person to use nobs account. Plus I dont thing fetus's count.

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 5:36 PM Well wouldnt he be the third person to use nobs account. Plus I dont thing fetus's count. If it's any consolation, I've banned Harry from the chatwomb.

	DJ Maul: Got Feet? DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 6:18 PM Nothing smooths over a hard days labor like a cold, refreshing Colt 45...

	leia19886 Someone get this big walking carpet out of my way ...
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 6:55 PM Does Lando come with vanilla ice cream? I know it's got nothing to do with your joke, but all the best comments are taken!

	Corterville Yoda's House of Pancakes
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 7:14 PM Does Lando come with vanilla ice cream? My sick and twisted mind interprets that sentence a little differently than you.

	Sarlacc-Pitt Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 8:03 PM I've just made a baby that'll keep Lamaze out of here forever!! - Mama Calrissian

	Vil Obasio Trash Compactor
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 8:06 PM Like it was ever gonna be normal... With you around? Nah.

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 8:23 PM Oh no he di'int! Snap, snap, snap! Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, snap...

	Darth_Hiram A Journey into The Force
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 8:44 PM Good one Stooge! I think we were due for about nine months for a joke like this.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 10:28 PM

This unnatural birth would of course affect Lando's psyche to some extent

Oh wow, that thing's awesome!

In fact, some claimed he was Gaye.

Sounds about right!

Not really, but for a whole different reason.

I'm sorry, man, I didn't mean to be insensitive.

Smooth as a baby's bottom!

When it's clean.
Only when it's clean.

Well wouldnt he be the third person to use nobs account.

You don't know the power of the Baker baby.

If it's any consolation, I've banned Harry from the chatwomb.

Ahoy!

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 10:29 PM

Nothing smooths over a hard days labor like a cold, refreshing Colt 45...

Hey, after nine months of not drinking, give that woman whatever she wants!

Does Lando come with vanilla ice cream?

Just ice chips these days...

My sick and twisted mind interprets that sentence a little differently than you.

Ohhhhhhhhhh dear!

I've just made a baby that'll keep Lamaze out of here forever!!

... I'm sorry too.

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')
date Posted: Apr 16, 2008 10:29 PM With you around? Nah. Sure, blame me, Mr. One-eye. Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, snap... Ha! And now I've got the Addam's Family theme in my head... I think we were due for about nine months for a joke like this. I prefer to think of it as forty weeks.

	greenandwhitejedi Bar 66
date Posted: Apr 17, 2008 1:39 AM His mother never had any supply problems, though. You know what I mean? `Cause I`m not sure.

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Apr 17, 2008 9:44 AM His mother never had any supply problems, though. You know what I mean? `Cause I`m not sure We can always count on you to screw things up more that I ever could...

	Darth_Muh
date Posted: Apr 17, 2008 8:21 PM Awesome, now I'm gonna have a Colt 45 and watch the randomness again

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')
date Posted: Apr 18, 2008 1:15 PM His mother never had any supply problems, though. You know what I mean? `Cause I`m not sure. I'm still laughing... We can always count on you to screw things up more that I ever could... It's not a competition, y'know. Awesome, now I'm gonna have a Colt 45 and watch the randomness again That can only help the randomness.

	Vader'sKid
date Posted: Apr 18, 2008 4:52 PM Cute! he,he,he - I was an emergency C-Section.

	Damn Fool Idealistic Crusader Writing blog entries ain't like dusting crops boy.
date Posted: Apr 19, 2008 1:30 PM Haha, pretty good pulling that one out. I was a C-section.

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')
date Posted: Apr 22, 2008 10:27 AM Cute! he,he,he - I was an emergency C-Section. So was my daughter! Waitasec -- you're not my daughter, are you? Haha, pretty good pulling that one out. Zing!

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