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 | Variation on a Classic |
 Han Solo sits at a booth in the Mos Eisley Cantina, when one of the Tonnika sisters sidles up beside him.
"Hey, flyboy," she purrs, "for thirty credits, I will do anything you want."
Han raises his eyebrows. "Anything?"
" Anything."
Han reaches into his pants pockets and fishes out some cash. He plunks down thirty creds onto the table, then turns to the side.
"Hey Chewie," he shouts, "I found someone to paint the Falcon!"
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http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/600 |
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: Apr 17, 2008 9:42 AM
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FAN4YRS
A Rebel's Ramblings
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date Posted: Apr 17, 2008 9:53 AM
I could arrange that--you could use a good paint job!
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Granny-Wan
I Am NOT an Old Fossil!
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date Posted: Apr 17, 2008 10:00 AM
yuk yuk.... I always love that one... in my dreams a man says that to me and I tell him to clean my house... LOL...
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: Apr 17, 2008 10:56 AM
I almost forgot. Happy 600th blog. You are now officially old. 
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usetheforce19
MasterMonkey13
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date Posted: Apr 17, 2008 11:13 AM
 Love the picture too! It fits perfectly.
Happy 600th Blog! Wow, that's a lotta blogs.
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Mechu-Deru
The Dark Side of the Blogs
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date Posted: Apr 17, 2008 2:09 PM
600th. Very Good. I hope to be saying happy 1200th soon.
Lovely Variation 
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hansgirl3
Invoking the Squee
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date Posted: Apr 17, 2008 2:42 PM
600 blogs, wow...
She didn't know what she was in for, did she??!? Never mess with a scoundrel where paint is concerned!
Oh wait... wrong movie... 
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Apr 17, 2008 3:45 PM
I haven't heard the original of that one before but that gave me a chuckle.
Woo hoo!
Ooh...shiny.
Two coats!
I could arrange that--you could use a good paint job!
I, for one, would just as soon not paint a Wookiee.
What did SHE think she would be doing???
Whatever it takes to get that next drink.
That's my motto, anyway.
in my dreams a man says that to me and I tell him to clean my house...
You can't find anyone in Arizona to do that for thirty bucks?
love the original, and your variation!
Hooray x 2!
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Apr 17, 2008 3:45 PM
Twins, Basil!
I think he might have ended up with a spit...shiner with that one.
Ouch!
Oh and is the blog roll that they are one of each color / blogger type
I'm now gonna try to find a purple who fits the theme, but nope, that aint it.
You are now officially old.
Look I so old to young eyes?
Love the picture too! It fits perfectly.
My wife said the same thing. When it doubt, go for the pic.
NEVER use absolutes!! Oh wait . . . .
Next you'll be telling me it's a Sith thing...
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Apr 17, 2008 3:46 PM
Happy 600th, Stooge! And great entry to use for it!
Thanks! 
"paint the Falcon"...now there's a euphemism I haven't heard in a long time...a LONG time...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dear!
I hope to be saying happy 1200th soon.
Yeesh! I can't even imagine.
Never mess with a scoundrel where paint is concerned!
I'm not entirely sure what you had in mind, but now the theme to Goldfinger is running through my noggin.
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darthgrievious93
Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
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date Posted: Apr 17, 2008 5:15 PM
A very sexy 600!
"And I will write 600 one-liners and I will write 600 more!"
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Darth_Hiram
A Journey into The Force
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date Posted: Apr 17, 2008 8:10 PM
Ah, Han, always thinking with his ship.
Happy 600th my friend! You must feel well into your Yoda years now!
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Apr 17, 2008 8:24 PM
A very sexy 600!
I'll take what I can get.
"And I will write 600 one-liners and I will write 600 more!"
You're taking over from here? Phew!
just goes to show you -- never tell a man you do "anything" for money!
Unless you're a painter.
Oh, or a hooker.
I'm sure somebody has already guessed the blog roll...
Not correctly...
but it's blog titles based on song titles, right?
... until now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
Ah, Han, always thinking with his ship.
You must feel well into your Yoda years now!
Only in body and spirit.
... crud, that's everything, aint it?
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zach starwalker
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date Posted: Apr 17, 2008 9:11 PM
Only in body and spirit.
... crud, that's everything, aint it?
Well theres mind... But we all know you never had one of those.
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greenandwhitejedi
Bar 66
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date Posted: Apr 18, 2008 1:41 AM
I`ve checked all my reliable sources, and that is definitely not a legitimate use of the word `saddles`. May I suggest `sidles`, `sashays` or `approaches in a manner befitting a cheap painted jezebel`.
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Apr 18, 2008 1:10 PM
Well theres mind... But we all know you never had one of those.
You're lucky I don't mind being insulted. Ha ha! See what I did there? It's a play on words!
I`ve checked all my reliable sources, and that is definitely not a legitimate use of the word `saddles`.
Yeah, now that I think about it (with my mind!), I should've checked that. In the name of legitimacy, it has been changed.
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