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Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

by: The Stooge

date posted: Apr 23, 2008 5:34 AM

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How did Anakin Skywalker lose his job as a Jedi?

He got fired!
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And how did Princess Leia follow in her father's footsteps?

She was scheduled to be terminated.

http://blogs.starwars.com/joke/603

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	Darth_Hiram A Journey into The Force
date Posted: Apr 23, 2008 5:51 AM two jokes for the price of one! And excellent they are ... Donald Trump would be very proud.

	jediprincess77 I Don't Know Where You Get Your Delusions...
date Posted: Apr 23, 2008 8:01 AM I heard Artoo got canned.

	jedilily1026 Years Matter Not (Gone Crazy...Be Back Soon)
date Posted: Apr 23, 2008 8:51 AM He got fired! My grandbaby also says this!!

	MomOf2YoungPadawan Mamadala's Lair
date Posted: Apr 23, 2008 8:58 AM doh! Hmmm...blog roll...variations on song titles (perhaps someone else has already guessed this...I'm a bit slow these days) ??

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Apr 23, 2008 9:14 AM How did Darth Vader lose his job as a Sith He got fried.(sorry couldnt resist) and I have nothing more to add...

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Apr 23, 2008 9:59 AM And how did Palpatine lose his job? He got shafted. And the list goes one

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Apr 23, 2008 10:01 AM Of course, that 'one' should say 'on', and these pants should be longer, and the sun should be out, but we can't always have what we want.

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Apr 23, 2008 10:52 AM And we all know what happened to Lobot.

	Corterville Yoda's House of Pancakes
date Posted: Apr 23, 2008 12:59 PM How did Jar Jar lose his job? He got a Binks slip. "There are a million fish in the sea, but you're the only one I want to mount on my living room wall." -Jabba the Hutt, to Han Solo (unrelated, I know, but these thoughts must be captured as they happen.)

	germanspeakingjedi 235
date Posted: Apr 23, 2008 1:20 PM I kind of get it. I'm probably one of the few commenting that does not have a job yet. Anywho, good job!

	gold5 I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
date Posted: Apr 23, 2008 1:32 PM How did Anakin Skywalker lose his job as a Jedi? He got fired Killing off your bosses and all your coworkers was bound to cause some performance dissatisfaction as well. How did the Gammorian guard get fired? He Got the Axe! .....Then eaten. He should have read the fine print in the severance package.

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Apr 23, 2008 2:10 PM I hate to say it, but I didn't get the second one and the first one gulp wasn't that good. runs away from the angry mobs But nonetheless I like the picture.

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: Apr 23, 2008 2:34 PM Poor Devon.

	hansgirl3 Invoking the Squee
date Posted: Apr 23, 2008 2:37 PM I got nothin'

	leia19886 Some One get this big walking carpet out of my way
date Posted: Apr 23, 2008 5:33 PM Stooge you have left me speech less

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: Apr 23, 2008 6:23 PM How did Anakin Skywalker lose his job as a Jedi? He got fired! You know, call me crazy, but I'd say that going back to your former place of employment and killing all your former employers and co-workers, and then going out and killing all your employers and co-workers who were on business trips is just a little bit over the top. Just a thought.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

date Posted: Apr 23, 2008 9:25 PM

two jokes for the price of one!

You get what ya pay for...

And excellent they are ... Donald Trump would be very proud.

Better he than Ivana!

I heard Artoo got canned.

My grandbaby also says this!!

S/he is very smart/corny.

Hmmm...blog roll...variations on song titles

A-yup!

(perhaps someone else has already guessed this...I'm a bit slow these days) ??

JP77 beat ya to it, I'm afraid.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

date Posted: Apr 23, 2008 9:26 PM

How did Darth Vader lose his job as a Sith
He got fried.

Ha! Very good.

and I have nothing more to add...

That was pretty good for nothin'.

And how did Palpatine lose his job?
He got shafted.

Hey ho! These are much better than mine.

Of course, that 'one' should say 'on', and these pants should be longer, and the sun should be out

Says you. My sunburn says otherwise.

And we all know what happened to Lobot.

MUCH worse than getting fired.
Unless it was a really great job, like at Willy Wonka's factory...

Chocolate...

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

date Posted: Apr 23, 2008 9:26 PM

How did Jar Jar lose his job?
He got a Binks slip.

Ha! That's far superior to what I was thinking (something about Padme wearing a pink slip... hey, there's a reason I didn't go with it).

"There are a million fish in the sea, but you're the only one I want to mount on my living room wall."

Did he just propose?

(unrelated, I know, but these thoughts must be captured as they happen.)

If they're all that good, you should just blog 'em as a "random YHOP thought" every now and then!
(I loves the one-line blogs!)

I'm probably one of the few commenting that does not have a job yet.

We're all envious, though.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')

date Posted: Apr 23, 2008 9:27 PM

Killing off your bosses and all your coworkers was bound to cause some performance dissatisfaction as well.

How did the Gammorian guard get fired?
He Got the Axe!

There's a Shameless Blug I can recall, but for the life of me, I can't quite find it...

I didn't get the second one and the first one *gulp* wasn't that good.

Hey, they can't all be winners.
In fact, if you just expect 'em all to be losers, you'll be a lot happier.

(That's also good dating advice, kids!)

Poor Devon.

Man, I had forgotten all about him. That Creed is a crafty one...

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')
date Posted: Apr 23, 2008 9:27 PM I got nothin' Better than I got, apparently. Stooge you have left me speech less Good, I can't take much more criticism. You know, call me crazy, but I'd say that going back to your former place of employment and killing all your former employers and co-workers Hey, those kids could barely be considered his co-workers, right?

	DJ Maul: Got Feet? DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: Apr 24, 2008 5:49 AM what happened when Count Dooku got fired? They handed him his head.....

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')
date Posted: Apr 24, 2008 7:15 PM *They handed* him his head.....** Ahoy! And what happened when the stormtrooper forgot to duck? They showed him the door!

	solo smelly
date Posted: Apr 25, 2008 4:29 AM Good one!! Bravo!

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